lol conservapedia

NikTh · Dec 11, 2009

The user conservative is a nutjob idiot Christian who also happens to be responsible for the pages on topics such as evolution and Richard Dawkins Other users are actually complaining about his complete disregard for even a mild attempt at neutrality.

Disappear · Dec 11, 2009

he's a nutjob idiot, as opposed to editors of conservapedia? lo

Andres · Dec 12, 2009

http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Search?search=nigger&go=Go

XJDenton · Dec 12, 2009

Can we not just burn the servers?

theodds · Dec 12, 2009

http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia

And of course

http://www.conservapedia.com/Theory_of_Relativity#Lack_of_evidence_for_Relativity

I'm having a hard time thinking of what their alternative to relativity would be...are the detractors trying to say that Newtonian Mechanics should be used instead?

Christmas Dog · Dec 12, 2009

This just further exemplifies why I hate conservatives so much.

Archduke Gianpietro · Dec 12, 2009

dolphinsex.org;2120101 said:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Wikipedia

Holy shit the first sentence.

Too bad that Wikipedia won't allow an article starting with

Conservapedia is a self-described online encyclopedia[1] project written and edited by an ad hoc assemblage of anonymous persons who are mostly, according to the Internet [2][3], loonies and conservative nutjobs.

theodds · Dec 12, 2009

theodds;2120834 said:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia

Holy shit on #11. David Wolpert is the guy who authored the statement of a theorem that Dembski based his book on.

Pnoom! · Dec 12, 2009

http://www.conservapedia.com/Methodological_naturalism

This kind of approach is the result of application of the epistemology of either of the empirical philosophies of pragmatism or logical positivism, and (because it is a methodology developed without first establishing the ontological principles of the world) is unfounded.

cute

Sentient 7 · Dec 15, 2009

Candidate Obama cultivated an image of sportsmanship and competition; as President, Obama ridiculed disabled people who compete in the Special Olympics. The comments "set us back decades," according to the program's director.

NikTh · Dec 15, 2009

^That's actually one of the fairest things they say about Obama.

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

jesus...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Jesus

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

Ok, this has to be a joke:

Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are illnesses transmitted by sexual contact. STDs comprise a large and diverse set of disease entities which include viruses, bacteria, protozoa, and arthropods. Many of these diseases can cause great harm before symptoms are detected.

The incidence of gonorrhea in the United States peaked during the Carter administration, but began dropping during the Reagan years. The chlamydia rate overtook gonorrhea during the Clinton years. [1]

http://www.conservapedia.com/STD

Oh, and:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_plague

Disappear · Dec 16, 2009

especially the sexual behavior of homosexual men (i.e., "gays")

Archduke Gianpietro · Dec 16, 2009

dolphinsex.org;2126903 said:

especially the sexual behavior of homosexual men (i.e., "gays")

Oh my......

theodds · Dec 16, 2009

http://www.conservapedia.com/Joseph_McCarthy

Apparently I've seriously misjudged this man!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal

There are no words. Of all the conservipedia articles I've read, this one is easily the most classic.

Archduke Gianpietro · Dec 16, 2009

The death penalty and killing people is a good thing
Having sex is a bad thing
Wiretapping everybody is a good thing
Sexism is a good thing
Same sex marriage is a bad thing
Teaching the theory of evolution is a bad thing (it's a fricking THEORY, for FSM's sake!)

Everybody knows these things. Fuck liberals.

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

Dignan · Dec 16, 2009

LOL

Disappear · Dec 16, 2009

Jesus christ.

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

Ardipithecus ramidus is an example of the earliest known hominins. According to secular science, members include humans and their ancestors that date to approximately 4.4 million years ago. [1] Creation scientists disagree with this dating,[2] citing the unreliability of the methods used to arrive at such a figure.[3]

According to Science magazine, ardipithecus is not the oldest putative hominin, but it is by far the most complete of the earliest specimens. The most recent find includes most of the skull and teeth, as well as the pelvis, hands, and feet and reveal an "intermediate" form of upright walking, considered a hallmark of hominins. Paleoanthropologist Andrew Hill of Yale University is quoted as saying, "We thought Lucy was the find of the century but, in retrospect, it isn't." There is not yet a consensus on the validity concerning the ability of Ardipithecus to walk upright as some anthropologists are stating there is only circumstantial evidence for upright walking. Debate about Ardipithecus's locomotion and identity evolves but she provides the first hard evidence about the ancient hominins. [4]

Lifestyle

According to Lovejoy, males pair-bonded or married females, showing traditional marriage is as old as 4 "million" years according to so-called evolutionary science. This finding supports the Biblical definition of marriage as being between a man and a women -- "Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her". [5]

Klem · Dec 16, 2009

NikTh;2127823 said:

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

(cur) (prev) 18:03, 29 August 2007 Applemilk1984 (Talk | contribs) (Apparently the admins here are just as factually devoid as liberals. Atoms are not a fact, and they never will be. You have been indoctrinated by secular education. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DO YOU FIND ATOM)

wogbog · Dec 16, 2009

Maybe if we cry together
Maybe if we cry as one
the tears that fall could kill the fire
and keep everyone from Atom & Evil

Disappear · Dec 16, 2009

Religious fundamentalism is a fundaMENTAL disorder.

Pnoom! · Dec 16, 2009

Klem;2127831 said:

NikTh;2127823 said:

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

(cur) (prev) 18:03, 29 August 2007 Applemilk1984 (Talk | contribs) (Apparently the admins here are just as factually devoid as liberals. Atoms are not a fact, and they never will be. You have been indoctrinated by secular education. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DO YOU FIND ATOM)

haha oh man

XJDenton · Dec 16, 2009

Oh for fucks sake.

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

God, this website is so addictive. I spent an hour browsing it today instead of studying for my finals $:\$

Sentient 7 · Dec 16, 2009

NikTh;2127823 said:

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

Pnoom! · Dec 16, 2009

If you click on the link for the source (#2), it's a link to a page with a fucking comic.

Sir-Phobos · Dec 16, 2009

Sentinet 7;2128068 said:

NikTh;2127823 said:

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

It's so obvious now.

Edit - at it being sourced also.

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

The density of fallacies in that comic is so great that it's on the verge of collapsing into an infinitely dense singularity of human stupidity.

cheddar · Dec 16, 2009

YES, YES, YES !!

NikTh · Dec 16, 2009

Christianity is the best religion because it derives from Judaism, the religion through which God guided the ancient Israelites. --Ed Poor 06:36, 12 April 2007 (EDT)

Archduke Gianpietro · Dec 17, 2009

Klem;2127831 said:

NikTh;2127823 said:

Those who understand electrical theory might notice that positively charged particles packed closely together would repel one another. The nucleus stays together because of what is known as the strong nuclear force. The quantization of this force is a tiny particle called a "gluon". An alternative theory is that Jesus Christ personally holds together every atomic nucleus in the universe.[2]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atoms

(cur) (prev) 18:03, 29 August 2007 Applemilk1984 (Talk | contribs) (Apparently the admins here are just as factually devoid as liberals. Atoms are not a fact, and they never will be. You have been indoctrinated by secular education. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DO YOU FIND ATOM)

This is actually a troll that was trying to mock their site by putting this in the article:

This page is over atoms. Atoms are theory, not a fact. Information presented in this article should be critically interpreted and taken with an open mind. There are true challenges to this debated theory including the intelligent matter theory.

Unfortunately, the admins figured out he was trolling, and banned him from editing.

I wonder what part of articles is by fellows who decided to make the pages more funny, and were never caught? I guess we can help by making the site more laughable and less plausible.

NikTh · Dec 21, 2009

Oh my god...

Neil deGrasse Tyson is an atheist activist and museum employee. Like "Professor" Richard Dawkins, he is known more for his activism, including pushing for Pluto to be removed from the list of planets, than for his science. Like Dawkins, he is a museum employee rather than a professor.

He is often promoted by liberals as notable not just because of his activism, but because of his skin color. Liberals rarely mention the possibility that his "achievements", such as they are, are due to "affirmative action".

Dignan · Dec 21, 2009

"professor"

theodds · Dec 21, 2009

Liberals rarely mention the possibility that his "achievements", such as they are, are due to "affirmative action".

Anyone want to help insert this line into the article of every black person on Conservepedia e.g. Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell, Jesus? Hell, it fits in just about every article there, so we could throw it in the article for Black Holes, Atoms, John McCain...

XJDenton · Dec 21, 2009

Obviiously only Liberals have a concept of emiratus professors.

Sorry, "Liberals".

NikTh · Dec 21, 2009

What really puzzles me is why they are attacking Tyson He seems like such an unbelievably nice guy.

However, there is no evidence white holes actually exist. If they generate new matter and energy, this would violate the Law of the conservation of mass. Therefore, some scientists have proposed that matter falling into black holes goes through a wormhole to emerge at a white hole. While such wormholes are allowed by general relativity, they would be extremely unstable[8], and there is no evidence that they exist.

Dr. Russell Humphreys used a white hole in his model of the universe during Creation week to allow millions of years to pass in outer space while only three days passed on Earth.

NikTh · Dec 21, 2009

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_Uncharitableness
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_deception
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_Mass_Murder

and my favorite:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Causes_of_Atheism

Disappear · Dec 21, 2009

NikTh;2132977 said:

Oh my god...

Neil deGrasse Tyson is an atheist activist and museum employee. Like "Professor" Richard Dawkins, he is known more for his activism, including pushing for Pluto to be removed from the list of planets, than for his science. Like Dawkins, he is a museum employee rather than a professor.

He is often promoted by liberals as notable not just because of his activism, but because of his skin color. Liberals rarely mention the possibility that his "achievements", such as they are, are due to "affirmative action".

Are they admitting right here their belief in eugenics?

Sir-Phobos · Dec 21, 2009

While this site was created with the intent of being serious, I'm pretty sure 90% of the updates of the site are made as a joke/by trolls.

GuineaPig · Dec 21, 2009

I just noticed that the comic sourced for atoms claims chemical evolution doesn't happen. That is, elements don't turn into other elements.

Have they never stepped outside in their lives?

Cedric · Dec 22, 2009

Holy LOL.

Klem · Dec 23, 2009

Are we holy LOLing the normal conservapedia stuff, or the fact that GuineaPig seems to be a proponent of Medieval alchemy?

I'm probably just misunderstanding everyone's posts, as usual.

Cedric · Dec 23, 2009

Both?

Klem · Dec 23, 2009

Okay, so I'm not the only one that is interpretting GuineaPig's post to be...well...incredibly inaccurate?

I'm no chemistry expert, but I'm pretty sure that elements only change into other elements during nuclear fission or fusion, right?

Cedric · Dec 23, 2009

Or when you tell them to.

GuineaPig · Dec 23, 2009

Klem;2135240 said:

Okay, so I'm not the only one that is interpretting GuineaPig's post to be...well...incredibly inaccurate?

I'm no chemistry expert, but I'm pretty sure that elements only change into other elements during nuclear fission or fusion, right?

That's the point. If we didn't have "chemical evolution", we wouldn't have the fucking sun.

Also, there are a whole bunch of other processes. For example, UV radiation hitting N-14 turns it into C-14. Or alpha or beta decay. Or when being bombarded by particles. Point is, it absolutely does happen, and there's absolutely no way to deny it.

Klem · Dec 23, 2009

GuineaPig;2135363 said:

Klem;2135240 said:

Okay, so I'm not the only one that is interpretting GuineaPig's post to be...well...incredibly inaccurate?

I'm no chemistry expert, but I'm pretty sure that elements only change into other elements during nuclear fission or fusion, right?

That's the point. If we didn't have "chemical evolution", we wouldn't have the fucking sun.

Also, there are a whole bunch of other processes. For example, UV radiation hitting N-14 turns it into C-14. Or alpha or beta decay. Or when being bombarded by particles. Point is, it absolutely does happen, and there's absolutely no way to deny it.

Oh, well that makes sense then. I didn't know where you were going by 'just go outside'.

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