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Discussion in 'Political/Religious' started by ohgar, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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  2. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    holy shit
  3. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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  4. Fester Junior Member

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    Is this true? Some of those seem very odd, such as #3. Most universities (At least in Canada) keep all thesis papers on file and open to the public.
  5. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    Of course it's true, it's on conservapedia.
  6. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    Only on conservapedia would "record of baptism" be something a politican should release to the public.
  7. zerogravityfat Junior Member

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    i searched the columbia law library and i get no hits, i could go and check it out at the actual library if i felt like it, but alas, i don't.

    actually i should search columbia college library i suppose, but who cares if he had a thesis paper for senior year, it's a liberal arts college, nothing spectacular i assume.

    if you search his name under the people directory, you get no hits. so i assume it's sealed by secret service or senate.
  8. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    Relgious right only cares about privacy when a Republican VP's underage daughter gets preggers.
  9. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    Obama claimed to have visited 57 states while campaigning for president of the United States, which of course has only 50 states.[7] He could never explain where the false number of 57 came from, but it has been observed that there are 57 Islamic states and Obama was educated at an Islamic grade school while he lived in an Islamic country.
  10. zerogravityfat Junior Member

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    yea but we need to know what kind of a man is a candidate to run the country, this includes his family members' standings and his personal life. if he has siblings in other countries who live in poverty, we have a right to judge him.















    ps. a turkish newspaper had a special on a report with his brother in some ghetto in africa.
  11. zerogravityfat Junior Member

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    there are 57 islamic states?

    oh the OIC bullshit, that's just a silly organization.
  12. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    and Heinz varieties.







    i knew it, Obama is a Muslim Marxist Manchurian Candidate Heinz representative!
  13. zerogravityfat Junior Member

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    that's kerry.


    all democratic candidates have a 57 connection, nugget. therefore they are all here to bring islamic jihad to usa.
  14. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    I don't see the problem with this.
  15. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    I would say "but 9/11," but since that's actually, you know, relevant here, I'll stick to just calling you a terrorist.

    Terrorist.
  16. Shwang Fucking Bear Metal

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  17. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    Ahahahaha the Charles Darwin entry.
  18. evanmontegarde Junior Member

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    They forgot the "whitey tape" on the list of things that haven't been released :(
  19. Rochallor Sir Trent of Reznor

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    It was created to counter a perceived liberal bias on Wikipedia, which it apparently achieves by being as ridiculously right-biased as humanly possible. I can't imagine it as anything but a joke site, but...
  20. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    well conservapedia did have an entry on the Northwest Arboreal Tree Octopus for a while...
  21. MetalliTooL ___________

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    17. Access to his Grandmother
  22. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    :rollin
  23. Sir-Phobos Junior Member

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    I really want to believe that website is a joke ala Wikiality. Sadly, I know it's not.
  24. Pete Ham is God Unemployed

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    Yes, because if it's less than 1% it isn't even existant. There are 311000000 people in Kenya, so there are 311000 around non religious Kenyans. Seriously, what the fuck.

    I seriously hope we're being ultra trolled.
  25. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    It's a right-wing version of being Rick Rolled. You have your heroes called Muslim. Or something.
  26. MetalliTooL ___________

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    ACCESS TO HIS GRANDMOTHER
  27. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    James Hetfield is a Muslim.


    conservarolled, bitch!
  28. Jravolta CAPTAIN DANKIMUS

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    Jimmy Carter page:

  29. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    Conservarolled. New favorite term.
  30. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    Only one result in google. Trust me, it's gonna catch on. :P
  31. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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    I think conservapedia just got googlerolled.
  32. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Some of the entries are surprisingly not that ridiculous. For example, most of the content for Dennis Kucinich leaves out the really vitriolic stuff.
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    Obama on the campaign trail, stands with folded hands while Bill Richardson and Hillary Clinton honor the flag while placing their hands over their heart during the National Anthem.
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    I wonder what they were doing to honor the flag?
  35. The Neat IRC CREW PRESEDENT

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  36. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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  37. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    :ponder
  38. Pnoom! lakatos intolerant

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  39. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    jesus fucking christ :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
  40. Christmas Dog going psychosane

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  42. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    abortion causes breast cancer? fuckin lol.
  43. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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  44. wogbog og og

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  45. Rochallor Sir Trent of Reznor

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    Wait for it.




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  46. wogbog og og

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  47. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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  48. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    Can we please have these idiots neutered so that they stop contaminating the gene pool with their stupidity?
  49. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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  50. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    lol who the fuck are these people.