lol conservapedia

holy shit

Is this true? Some of those seem very odd, such as #3. Most universities (At least in Canada) keep all thesis papers on file and open to the public.

Of course it's true, it's on conservapedia.

Only on conservapedia would "record of baptism" be something a politican should release to the public.

i searched the columbia law library and i get no hits, i could go and check it out at the actual library if i felt like it, but alas, i don't.

actually i should search columbia college library i suppose, but who cares if he had a thesis paper for senior year, it's a liberal arts college, nothing spectacular i assume.

if you search his name under the people directory, you get no hits. so i assume it's sealed by secret service or senate.

Relgious right only cares about privacy when a Republican VP's underage daughter gets preggers.

Obama claimed to have visited 57 states while campaigning for president of the United States, which of course has only 50 states.[7] He could never explain where the false number of 57 came from, but it has been observed that there are 57 Islamic states and Obama was educated at an Islamic grade school while he lived in an Islamic country.

yea but we need to know what kind of a man is a candidate to run the country, this includes his family members' standings and his personal life. if he has siblings in other countries who live in poverty, we have a right to judge him.















ps. a turkish newspaper had a special on a report with his brother in some ghetto in africa.

there are 57 islamic states?

oh the OIC bullshit, that's just a silly organization.

and Heinz varieties.







i knew it, Obama is a Muslim Marxist Manchurian Candidate Heinz representative!

that's kerry.


all democratic candidates have a 57 connection, nugget. therefore they are all here to bring islamic jihad to usa.

I don't see the problem with this.

I would say "but 9/11," but since that's actually, you know, relevant here, I'll stick to just calling you a terrorist.

Terrorist.

This site is ridiculous.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Marilyn_Manson

Ahahahaha the Charles Darwin entry.

They forgot the "whitey tape" on the list of things that haven't been released

It was created to counter a perceived liberal bias on Wikipedia, which it apparently achieves by being as ridiculously right-biased as humanly possible. I can't imagine it as anything but a joke site, but...

well conservapedia did have an entry on the Northwest Arboreal Tree Octopus for a while...

17. Access to his Grandmother

I really want to believe that website is a joke ala Wikiality. Sadly, I know it's not.

Yes, because if it's less than 1% it isn't even existant. There are 311000000 people in Kenya, so there are 311000 around non religious Kenyans. Seriously, what the fuck.

I seriously hope we're being ultra trolled.

It's a right-wing version of being Rick Rolled. You have your heroes called Muslim. Or something.

ACCESS TO HIS GRANDMOTHER

James Hetfield is a Muslim.


conservarolled, bitch!

Jimmy Carter page:

Conservarolled. New favorite term.

Only one result in google. Trust me, it's gonna catch on. :P

I think conservapedia just got googlerolled.

Some of the entries are surprisingly not that ridiculous. For example, most of the content for Dennis Kucinich leaves out the really vitriolic stuff.

Obama on the campaign trail, stands with folded hands while Bill Richardson and Hillary Clinton honor the flag while placing their hands over their heart during the National Anthem.

I wonder what they were doing to honor the flag?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sex_Pistols

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/35324_Colbert_Does_Schlafly

this led me to:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Black_hole

go to the falsifiability section

fuck

jesus fucking christ

abortion causes breast cancer? fuckin lol.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Wikipedia

Holy shit the first sentence.

His laugh is awesome

Wait for it.

This kitten has claws!

The URL (almost) tells you enough:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_Mass_Murder

Can we please have these idiots neutered so that they stop contaminating the gene pool with their stupidity?

lol who the fuck are these people.