Let's Make A Cheesy Prog Concept Album v. 2

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  1. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    1. Intro

    Pink Floyd-esque lead guitar while a voice-over states:
    It is the year 2927...
    The Interstellar Empire rules the stars,
    hunting down the Rebel Rock Stars everywhere they live.
    Now, all hope rests with one man,
    Rockith A. Rollerheimer,
    who is in a coma in a small hospital on Titan...
  2. antipopular Libations and Jodhpuhrs

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    *EPIC RHAPSODY KEYBOARDS + CHOIR VOCALS*



    RISE ROCKITH, for you must save the day!
    RISE ROCKITH, for you must save the galaxy!!
    THE EMPIRE MUST FALL, THE EMPIRE MUST FALL!
    RISE ROCKITH, TO SAVE THE DAY!
    Rockith mysteriously awakens, to find himself in a hospital totally alone
  3. pm :hm

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    *Comus-esque violin riff kicks in*

    somewhere on the other edge of the Portis-B system,
    a small clan of revolutionaries drifts slowly towards Titan
    with intentions of destroying the hospital, assuming that several Interstellar Empire Police reside there.
    they have no dea that their last chances as rock stars
    lie with the comatose man...
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    Return to ambient guitar noises with shimmery sounding percussion. Voice-over begins again:

    The reckoning has begun. Rockwith has awoken. The rebels are near. Fate has brought them together. The time is now.

    Ambient noises speed rapidly and crescendo in a cymbal crash as the voice-over says 'now'.

    End of track 1.
  5. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    2. Shall We Strike?

    *lead singer sings in a high voice, to indicate he's a female*
    We cannot do this
    Without my love
    Rockith must come back

    *lower voice*
    Rockith was our leader
    But now he is dead
    We must continue on our track

    *high voice*
    But what if he's alive?
    Somewhere, he rests
    Waiting for someone to awaken him

    *low voice*
    We must go to Titan
    And defeat the Empire
    It's the only way that we can honor him
  6. Liminality Junior Member

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    Sweet. <lurkmode>
  7. Paper Kites barev a svetla

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    *Enter sweet-ass Guitar/Keyboard melodic solo in 11/8*
  8. pm :hm

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    *massive male/female harmonies*
    ROCKWIIITH, WE MUST KNOW IF YOU'RE ALIVE
    WITHOUT YOU WITH US, OUR REVOLUTION WON'T SURVIVE
    YOU'RE OUR ONLY CHANCE, SAVE US THIS DAY
    IF YOU AREN'T HERE, THIS PLAN WILL NEVER FIND A WAY!
  9. Ploum Junior Membre

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    **Backwards guitar solos harmonized to every degree of the diminished scale in pentuplets**
  10. Danimal A stench of excellence in a world gone tits-up.

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    (This has the potential to be the best thread in living memory)
  11. appollyon Junior Member

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    --are you guys writing the new ayreon album for arjen?
  12. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    *Enter massive thunderstorm sound effects*
  13. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    *organ playing single note every few seconds with some cheesy very slow jazz figures on the bass... over this, the singer sings to the melody of Pachelbel's Canon in D*

    ROOOOOOOOOCKITH
    Rockith!
    ROCKITH ROCKITH ROCKIIIIITH
    Rockith rockith rockith
    ROCKITH ROCKITH!
    ROCKITH, KITH, KIIIITH!

    *gong, followed by extremely fast keyboard/guitar unisons and return to chorus*
  14. Jikkir bur

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    *Sweet Bass harmonics*
    *Sweet double bass pedal work*

    RAAAAHHHCKCKKCKKITITTTTTHHHHH!!!!

    *Pew* Quiet... Just the slow hum of the keyboard playing a G#m7b5 in 4 different octaves and the guitar amps fuzzing and crackling...

    *Quietly* Rockith...It is time...

    (But then...)

    BACK INTO ACTION WITH A NEW FOUND HOOOOOPE!
    WE SHALL CONQUER THE IN-TER-STEL-LER EM-PI-RE! ('Intersteller Empire' heavily stacattoed)

    Guitar: NEEWEWWWWWWWW! new new new new new.....new new new newwwwww...new new new new new new newwwww....

    Newwwww....

    Newwwwwwwwwwwwww....

    *The steady 43/14 beat of the drums*
  15. OOdrd127 Watching the shore

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    Chorus x2...

    End with dual guitar/keyboard solo.
  16. orcus116 Junior Member

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    Someone needs to make this after it's all done.
  17. Jikkir bur

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    As pointed out...


    Ayreon...
  18. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    How would they manage the "43/14" time signature??
  19. LithoJazzoSphere Dreaming Sheherezadeh

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    Have Tomas Haake play drums. :tup
  20. Justin Aiken Highly Refined Pirate

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    Enter the token "heavy riff", which actually drops into 4/4 for a minute, before going into...
  21. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    He still won't be able to play it. Nobody will.
  22. Jikkir bur

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    QUIT GOING OFF-TOPIC!

    before going into...Some crazy two-hand tapping lick!
  23. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    TODAAAAAAAAAY WEEEEEEEEEEE STRIKE!

    (end track 2)
  24. LithoJazzoSphere Dreaming Sheherezadeh

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    Tomas Haake isn't just anybody, you and most other drummers might not be able to do it, but that doesn't means he can't. ;)

    Enter: abrupt shift to the calm, yet moody section with piano, 12-string guitar, flute, oboe, cello, Middle Eastern percussion, and fretless bass.
  25. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    The time signature can't exist.
  26. LithoJazzoSphere Dreaming Sheherezadeh

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    *Hush!*
  27. Jikkir bur

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    You can't exsist!

    *Procedes to make new time signature rules*
  28. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    Ace!

    Heavy-metal riffage section kicks in with music quotations from Boston, Hatebreed, Winger and Limp Bizkit, all in 7/23 of course.
  29. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    The empire is coming
    *riff*
    They've found our hide-out
    *riff*
    Their capitalist dogs of war will enforce their antithetical non-dialectical philosophies upon us and enslave the proletariat for eternity
    *keyboard farting noises*
    We've got to get out! YEAH!

    Oh no! The bourgeosie!

    *crazy piano solo over bombastic drums with bassoon and trumpets playing a war march*

    HELP US ROOOOOCKLIIIIITH!
  30. pm :hm

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    [Rocklith]
    What are these voices I hear?!
    *riff*
    I'm in a hospital!
    *riff*
    I'm leading a revolution!
    *2 beats of ragtime*
    I REMEMBER IT ALL!!

    *continue crazy piano solo over bombastic drums with bassoon and trumpets playing a war march, while repeating the above line*
  31. orcus116 Junior Member

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    *guitar makes dragon sounds for no apparent reason*
  32. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    *Death growls start here, backing growls in brackets*

    DEATH (Murder!)
    PAIN (Hurt her!)
    WRATH

    *Death growls end, soaring majestic vocals take over from here)

    OF ROCKOLITH!!!

    Courage and honour
    And strength of survival
    And will to rage forward
    And battle forever more...

    *Guitar holds powerchord as acoustic guitar fades in playing melody in 3/8*
  33. orcus116 Junior Member

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    *guitar melody continues as we hear samples: "We can rebuild him. We have the technology..."
  34. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    "Fuck your technology Cornelius, it's unethical!"
  35. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    Abrupt change to track #3

    *rocky 4/4 section out of nowhere*

    Eddie (Rocklith's old friend):

    I remember it all
    I remember rock'n'roll
    YEAH YEAH YEAH
    *organ build-up*
    Nobody gonna take my revolution
    Gonna win it in the end
    Nobody gonna take my spaceship
    I travel along light bends

    Oooh, capitalism is a killer machine
    They take everything!
    Stealing from the workers
    Take our lives and EVERYTHING

    I'LL STOP THEM
    I NEEEED TO
    I SEE THEM
    Yeah, I'm a mad socialist
    I'm a spaceship star!

    *sudden inappropriate shift to an ambient section with war sound effects in the background*

    *gradual build-up via drum & bass with more crazy sound effects of war explosions and such with an absurdly deep-voiced narrator reciting figures about agricultural funding from the federal government. We finally skip back to the rock section, but with tricky time-signature tricks thrown at it*

    I'LL STOP THEM
    I NEEEED TO
    I SEE THEM
    Yeah I'm a really good pilot
    I'll blow up their
    I'll blow up their
    I'll blow up their eeeevil
    DEATH STAR!

    FOR ROCKLITH!

    *track ends with cheesy spaceship effects*
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    New track starts with sweep picking arpeggio stolen from an Yngwie instructional video (but played cleaner.)
  37. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    The remainder of track 4 is a spoken word track (spoken by Sir Ian McKellen) recounting Rockolith's childhood.

    "I'm sorry, we'll have to amputate"
    "I NEVER LOVED YOU!"
    "Wow...that boy sure can play guitar"
  38. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    "Cornelius, I reject your science!"

    Eddie: "We'll be together forever... right Rocklith?"

    "There are other worlds than these..."

    "we came in..."

    "Open your eyes Rocklith..."

    "This is where -"
  39. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    Track 5 starts with a bang. Guest rapping by DMX and Redman.

    "We're from the hood, and we're here to say
    Rockolith's rockin' in the USA!"

    etc.
  40. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    I'm sorry, that's just laziness on your part.
  41. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    ...yup. If anyone cares to continue it though, I'm all ears.
  42. Jikkir bur

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    We're from the hood, and we're here to say
    Rockolith's rockin' in the USA!
    Remember da blood!
    Remember da pain!
    Remember the sorrows
    Of our spaceship game!

    A CHIKKA CHIKKA NEW NEW!

    Yeah, Uh uh, Oh yeah, Ahhhhh

    Sixteen years later
    Still doin' the same
    But livin' in da backstreets
    It's a nu kinda game!
    Remember the sorrow!
    Remember the lies!
    Remember that our sins
    Are just becuz we played!


    *Bass solo*
  43. Rochallor Sir Trent of Reznor

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    Bass solo leads to Quaalade Thunder. End with double bass.

    6: New Reality (Old Way, Pts. 1 and 2(The Truth))

    Classically inspired electric guitar riff on top of tribal drums. And a digeridoo. Bite me.

    I remember the old way/How we all used to be/How we felt something called pleasure/When we knew how to be happy
    But the old time is gone/Washed beneath the seas/And on the rise again/Is a new reality.

    6:00-ish guitar bit.
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    *Music fades, then we hear slow beat of timpani drums (not unlike Magnum Opus)*

    Tenor voice kicks in-

    In days of old the Empire grew
    With peace and loving solitude
    Young Rockolith played 'neath the gilded skies.

    Not knowing why
    Men had to die
    At the hands of his father Tempus Vox

    *Power chord*

    *Rockolith screams*

    "NOOOOOOOO!!"

    :hat :hat
  45. pm :hm

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    [Tempus Vox]

    ROCKOLITH MY SON, YOU AND I WILL BE ONE
    WE CAN RULE THIS GALAXY IF YOU ALLOW IT
    ABANDON YOUR REVOLUTIONARY THOUGHTS AND JOIN THE INTERSTELLAR EMPIRE
    THE UNIVERSE CAN BE OUUUUUUUUUURS!
  46. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    *insert homosexual Daniel Gildenlow mannerisms*
  47. Jikkir bur

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    Haha, I find it funny how Rocklith is slowly getting more and more letters added to his name :P
  48. Whitefish Junior Member

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    [Rockolith]

    NO! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS?
    WHEN WE BETRAY OUR BROTHERS WE CAN NEVER REIGN AS KINGS!
    IN DAYS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I THOUGHT YOU KNEW IT ALL
    BUT AS IT STANDS YOU ARE A TRAITOR, SO I CHALLENGE YOU TO DUEL!

    *cue epic guitar and keyboard duel with sound effects of Tempus Vox and Rockolith engaged in mortal strife over the top*
  49. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    [Tempus Vox]

    You think you know better than me?
    But son if only you could see
    Your foolish ideology
    Can't stand up to capitalist supremacy!

    *guitar / keyboard duel rages on*
  50. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    [Rockith]

    I can't believe it's come to this!
    Life should have been a peice of piss
    Can you not remember love's first kiss?
    Back when you still loved

    MOOOOOTHEEEER!!!!!
    *echo / fade out* mother, mother, mother, mother.....

    *upbeat acoustic guitar comes in, starting track 7: Lillith (The Dragon Matriarch)*