Karrine Stephans Talks shit bout Rappers Penis Size

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  1. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    So I was searching for info about Ja Rule's penis and I came across this.

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f5/karrine-stephans-talks-shit-bout-rappers-penis-size-616748/

    "List of Rappers and her comments from her upcoming book she also ate out da brat and missy fat elliot:

    Mystikal - long
    Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
    Twista - medium
    Will Smith - long
    Xzibit - long but comes to quick
    Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
    Talib Kweli - medium
    Redman - hung like a banana
    Black Thought - medium
    Russel Simmons - small
    Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
    Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
    Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
    OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
    Pete Rock - big
    Puff Daddy - medium
    Rakim - Long
    Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
    M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
    Nas - small
    Nelly - medium
    Scarface - medium
    Snoop Dogg - too long
    Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
    Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks
    Common - Long but too skinny
    Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
    Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
    Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
    Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
    Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
    Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
    Master P - nice and long and can f**k
    Method Man - Long but comes to quick
    Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
    50 Cent - medium/long
    Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
    Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
    Canibus - real long
    Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
    Lil Wayne - nice and long
    Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
    KRS-One - small
    LL Cool J - Nice and fat
    The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
    Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
    DMX - Long and can fuck forever
    Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
    Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
    Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
    Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick"
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  2. PIMP B GET SILLY

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  3. Gadough Junior Member

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    Respect.
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  5. Rathma She's a jew broad that fights draculas

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    big dick
  6. Andres not fucking around

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    Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed

    that is very humorous
  7. joeshabadoo Contains Nuts

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    pussy has a bad odor
  8. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    did lil b fuck this bitch
  9. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.

    Who in the fuck cares how big a guy's dick is when it's flaccid?

    "Oh yeah nigga slap my clit with yo big ass flop dick shove it in 'der I wanna feel 'dat squishy thang up in me"
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  10. Spoonman motorik thugs are now

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    Without Eminem as an entry on this list I really can't get any meaning out of it.
  11. joeshabadoo Contains Nuts

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    ^the man has a point

    but is it large, or too thin?
  12. Mr. Saint protomusics

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    where's mark wahlberg?
  13. PatrolBoat1 Hey bud lets party

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    haha now im picturing what all of those rappers dicks look like.
  14. Acharjay from nz but cool anyway

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    i take issue with her inconsistency in size terminology. is "hung like a banana" bigger or smaller than "a can of air freshener"? what kind of air freshener are we talking about here?
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    Happy I read this.
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  18. Sim The king in the North pole!

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    1. Dave Mustaine / Megadeth
      Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning.
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  19. Disappear idot

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    Most of the crap she wrote over the years was fabricated to sell books. Though I highly doubt most rap fans know how to read anyway.
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