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Discussion in 'Polls/Survivors' started by Cheezinator, May 27, 2011.

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  1. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    Why did the couple stop after 3 kids? They heard that 1 out of every 4 children born is Chinese.
    PIMP B, Dec 18, 2011
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  2. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    What did Jamesman get on his IQ test? Drool.
    PIMP B, Dec 18, 2011
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  3. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    What do spiders eat with fried chicken? Corn on the cobweb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOMGGGGGGGG
    PIMP B, Dec 18, 2011
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  4. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? "Hey, get off me holmes"
    PIMP B, Dec 18, 2011
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  5. Jamesman u knw it grl

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    What do you call two white guys pushing a car up a hill? White power.
    Jamesman, Dec 18, 2011
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  6. Jamesman u knw it grl

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    What do you call two black guys pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto.
    Jamesman, Dec 18, 2011
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  7. 2005 mofo Junior Member

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    Bingo only has 75 balls, faggot.

    The correct version would ask, "what had multi-colored balls and likes to screw old ladies?"
    2005 mofo, Dec 23, 2011
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  8. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    whore
    PIMP B, Dec 23, 2011
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  9. Damien Slade Filled to the brim with girlish glee

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    me and my half-breed buddy max
    Damien Slade, Dec 23, 2011
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