We all know we shouldn't say racist things....but sometimes I do! And when I do, it catches people off guard. It is hilarious, a real blast. Because people cannot believe I've said it. They say I'm a real character. What are some funny things you say
i usually replace the word "fuck" with either "nigger" or "nigger tits" i.e. "AH NIGGER!" or "NIGGER TITS!" instead of "AH FUCK!" or "FUCK!"
I used to bust out jokes like "Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw his gas bill" at parties when I was like 18. People were like "Oh look, a Jew that can make fun of himself! He's not as bad as most of those kikes" and accepted me more easily. I also found interspersing jokes about my own race with jokes about other races made those other jokes more palatable because hey, at least he's also making fun of himself, and the experience of being a Jew in America is totally comparable to being black in America!
sometimes when we get fried chicken at school all the black guys get really excited and me and my friends exchange looks and try not to laugh
