JO Buddy Attempt (advice needed) (UPDATE ON MY SITUATION)

I just read the OP again.
It's fucking perfect.
Especially the reminder at the end that he is the OP's brother in law

Please tell me this is not copypasta.

update on my situation

So after work last night our girls were working on the flea market booth they have. So I debated all day on whether or not to come cleam with him and flat out say something.

So I get home he's at my house playing Wii and we decided to go get food. We are driving in the car and I finally get the never to say, "Ok John, I have a confession...." I say, "Please don't think I'm wierd or gay or anything... You are my best friend and I want to tell you something but you have to keep it between the two of us." He's like ok but you are scaring me hahah . I tell him , "I know this sounds wierd and I have no idea why I thought this but I'm sorry I made you look at porn with me.. but for some stupid reason I thought you'd watch it and get horny and you know I'd watch it and get horny and we could jack off together. For some stupid reason I think it would be fun .. you jackoff, I jackoff we could shoot our loads off together .. just 2 guys." He laughs and I tell him I'm not attracted to him.. I don't want to have sex with him I just thought it would be fun. He asked me if my wife knew and I said no... but we had talked about just before they left for the trip.. for some reason she wanted to know if I would actually jackoff with him if the situation came about.. and I said no to her.. but I was planning it all along haha. I told him the whole thing was premeditated and to please keep it between the two of us. He said he just doesn't get horny like that or something but if the situation was us sitting next to each other and our wives jackin us off or using our fleshlights on us that.. that would be hot. So he's kinda into it but with our wives involved. No we are not going to swing! or anything because his wife has herpes and his wife is my wife's sister... he's std free though.

I asked him if he felt wierd about me and he said no it's cool. I told him that if he was ever open minded and felt like it .. I'd do it . .but otherwise I was sorry for the situation and making him watch porn and etc... he lauged and we went back to my house and watched a movie. Everything is cool and I am glad I said something.. He asked me if I felt better for telling him and I said yah.. I am .. he said he could tell by talking with me during the week that I felt bad about something and wanted to talk.

So last night before my wife and I had sex I kinda was telling her about us hanging out and told her some of the conversations.. and said something like... John sounded interested in having us both on the couch while you girls jack us with our fleshlights.. and she was like whhhaaat?! hahah and she thought it was wierd.. however she and I have talked before and we travel a lot with the other couple and she wasn't opposed to having sex in our bed with them in theirs when there was limited visibility where the other peeps could definately hear and see what was going on. So I think someday one or both or all of this may happen. Which will be fun..

Meanwhile my proposition is out there if he ever wants to take me up on it... oh and something came up out penis size during my confession and he says... not sure why you would want to do that...I'm not THAT big.. he said to me. I told him it's no big deal but that I was curious to see him and asked if he was curious to see me? He looked at me kinda puzzled but didn't answer and we ordered our food.

So we'll see one day guys...

Rob

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edit: Wtf, Rob from RYM?!

rob, you are a new hero

should have been posted in the first thread - mod please merge

What the fuck kind of insane idea is that?

Unfunny joke account is unfunny

And un-archive the other one until the story plays out. I didn't even notice the first one because it went to the archive sub forum so quickly. It's a continuation of the story and should have some flow.

Shut up.

you are my internet hero, you have sex, wow

I'm sorry you have such low comedic standards. You have my condolences.

Shut up.

Maybe the two of you should be JO buddies

Ed, wanna be my jobfl?

What the fuck kind of stupid question is that?






Of course I do.

Such effortless control

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This was lamer than FDR's legs.


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Best conclusion ever. 5 stars.

.....too soon?

leaving the forum with only one post (THAT post) would have been perfect, unless he's got a lot more to contribute.

cool.

Done.

<3 Bradar.

AMAZING

JO





























































JO

buddy

I'm not gay, that's what's so insane about this!

Only two posters ever post sex stories like this, therefore you are either antipopular or TempusVox.

You mean guys DON'T want to JO with you? You must be a fucking loser or something.

Is the next bit going to have a Fresh Prince reference?

lol did you say you were married?

why would you post something like this. not to mention your story is dull as hell.

This thread just got even better

an hero

Whoa, how the hell did I miss this thread?

faggotry.

penis'

penii

wow...lol

Post again plx

hayden ftw

lawl Jennif0r luffhewits

bumped for awesomeness. Update on your situation plx?

I thought someone archived this motherfucker