Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Xivienne, Jun 24, 2010.
Lost 50 pounds recently and now I have ~another inch of usable penis.
unless your significant other have dem dere pineapple glutes
You would think being told you have a big dick would get old after a while, but it really doesn't.
wouldn't know bro
Bought a slide* and it's really fun to write stuff with it.
*a glass slide for usage on the guitar
I usually write with a pen or pencil, but alright.
*writing in this case means writing melodic passages
*if anyone misunderstands me again today I will kill myself
I walked out of my building and they were giving away free beer in the parking lot.
editing the first few seconds of my final project
Ordered two new bikes.
Looking at directions from airport to university, so now I'm less worried about getting lost in Montreal when I go there. Still a bit afraid of dying in a plane crash and being really far away from everything and everyone I love tho.
My teacher (who is one of the best I've ever had) wrote a mail asking to speak with me after class about my latest essay. Since I turned it in one month late I was prty fucking nervous, but he just told me that my last essay was brilliant, asked me if I was a historian (acually is anthropology maojr) and shook my hand.
my 27-yr-old gambling addict roommate only got 4 of the 5 boxes to make his poker table in the mail today and has since been shouting on the phone and drowning his pain in mike's hard lemonades i am so happy i could cry
An elderly Indian co-worker made lunch for me (and herself) today. Spiced rice with dill, peppers, and homemade yogurt on the side. She tends to bring me lunch at least once every 2 weeks, this is like the 15th time she's done this for me.
Fuck I'm spoiled.
Riding this around because it is my new bike.
got a fuckin apartment
moving in on july 1st
My son is growing up.
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i bought a fucking awesome house
I'm going to play lots of softball today.
Lol, wrong thread, I was going to post this in the post stuff thread (as it's... well... stuff). Too lazy to repost it there now. I'm just clarifying that I didn't have a strong emotional response to receiving this email.
Might be going to India for a semester.
Daydreams of quitting my shitty job.
women, surprisingly enough
Might've landed a job in Texas that pays a ridiculous hourly wage and pays for me to live in Austin.
You're older! Bacong loves you!
Got out of work at 6:00 and went for a 14 3/4-mile bike ride.
So NewPages is a website that reviews literary journals, and they're #1 on the web for that sort of thing. They are the giants and visited by an enormous number of people (see Alexa--the ranjking is out of ~5 million).
Today I was shocked to get a Google Alert saying my name had been mentioned by them. I followed the link and it turned out that they had reviewed Gargoyle #57, in which my poem was featured. Not only did they name me as an example of the "great poetry" in that issue; they actually quoted my poem. I was the only poet out of the 600-page issue to be directly quoted. I could dance. I think I will.
made a double-play and hit a triple
in the same inning
Led the store in sales today hitting every required "bucket" (antivirus/warranty/tech). Woot woot.
ate three chicken breasts and will eat another later
did a pretty small poo, but it feels like I did a big one
Telling my ex-gf's dad that his daughter is a heroin-addicted whore, then hanging up.
raw, detuned black metal
Slept with a girl I barely know in my ex-girlfriend's bed. Her pussy was superb.
got my awesome new softball shoes today
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