Sure, only if you let me sit on your face and explode in your mouth afterward HUNGRY BITCHES 3 : FEATURING BACONG
I just wrote one of the coolest Middle Eastern riffs I've ever heard and am in the process of making it into a song. Easiest, most versatile scale ever.
well actually i got kinda happy when i thought about how her lips tasted of red wine and white chocolate but knowing that just makes me want to beat my head against/through the wall right now
I always say I'm not one of those scientists who gets emotionally invested in my experiments but yeah I just got happy from seeing something neat in a microscope.
My fat, pathetic, idiotic, 40-year old redneck co-worker asked if he could stay at my apartment for four to five days next week because his trailer is getting renovated. In most circumstances I would have said yes because of the hilarity that would ensue, but I live with my girlfriend and I don't want anyone raping her but me.
Manbient likes this (y) Today a friend of mine told me to apply for work out in Ontario, since he's sure the company he works for would hire me. That is both neat and bleh, but mostly neat. (so neat)
got my work schedule today, it owned. listened to the new man overboard album in the car, it owned got mozzarella sticks from sonic, they owned played onslaught mode in bc2, it owned won 7 dollars off a lottery ticket some dumb bitch made me buy because she didn't understand the difference between "2 dollars on powerball quickpick" "and "powerball with powerplay". she won nothing when she came in to check her ticket. it owned.
I guess my night changed the only thing that made me happy today was food i ate about 8 mini butterfingers and a blowpop.
I'll be sure to wear cargo pants so you have plenty of options for where in my pants you'd like to go.