ITT post pictures I can print on to A4 paper and put in my cowrker's handbags.

Fuck that. Its awesome.

Raping babies will be your only option i guess

I want to go out on a high note, so tell me if the joke's run it's course, guys. I didn't post from work today, 'cause I was so busy, but I had still had time to experiment with the formula.

I sent a talking text message to the landline at work, I watched one of the older ladies pick it up, listen, have a puzzled look on her face, then she went to ask someone about it, and she restrained herself, it was hilarious.

meh

The idea or the message?

The message. I just have this feeling that people got a message that says "Do you even listen to technical music?" and just kinda shrugged their shoulders and deleted.

The idea is pretty good, but I think you could get a really epic 5/8 message if you wanted to. I just can't think of any.

EDIT: Of course! Text "How is babby formed...etc" to it.

I think that would just have the same effect.

I am not convinced.

I liked the old formula with the pictures, but you just need to push it further.

Possibly, but it's longer, so by the end they might be totally weirded out.

Or hang up straight away.

I'll go back to my roots. I have a (very important) course to go to in Sydney next week. Don't know if I'm game to do anything there.

If it would be a serious risk to your job, then don't do anything.

And this wasn't already?

Do it at the course. You will win.

Well the fact that he said it's avery important course, suggests that there is more hanging on this than there is back at the office. Considering the people at the office know who he is, so it isn't as bad.

I can't believe I missed this thread.

Also, this thread needs some Advice Dog.

Is that a monkey hanging upside down from the ceiling?

Advice Dog is barking at the door. He wants to be let in on this discussion.

Man tell advice dog to go take his shits outside.

Doesn't anyone house-train their pets anymore?

sending texts to a land line? what? how does that work?

We Australians are thinking types.

HAHAHA OMG BEST THREAD EVER@!!!

A Microsoft Sam-ish voice reads it aloud.

In that case text "oiiiioooioioioioioioioioiiiioooioiooiiioooiiioioioioioiooiiioioioioioioioioioioioioiiioioioioioioioioioioioioi" or something similar. It makes a pretty funny sound. The longer the better.

I love this thread. It's like the best picture ever one spilling over into real life.

Please do this.

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but throw in the odd actual word to kep them guessing so
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I keep thinking you wrote 'salad' at about 1/3 the way through, but i'm mistaken

send the office the following text message:

Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine Dave Mustaine

then Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo Phil Anselmo

In the UK Tom Baker's voice reads them out

BEST THREAD EVER.

well, not lately. WHAT'S GOING ON, HE-MAN?!

I think it's over, though next week, this like 50 year old, tightly wound lady comes back from holidays, and she was here for none of this malarky. So I might give it another go.

*snipenis*

who are you? / welcome.

Some random who got bored. I got sick of lurking and made an account, mainly for this thread. It's so good and i couldn't help contributing.

Also dog looking out of the book was epic.

you can see that guy's wang under his leg.

lol so you can. i never noticed that.

hey bro kewl sig

o lawd

speak for yourself

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boobs.