ITT post pictures I can print on to A4 paper and put in my cowrker's handbags.

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  1. Cognacad Junior Member

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    This might be the best thread ever. Seriously.

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    LAWL

    Damn
  2. moonmang Dyin' for a nap?

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    When people ask what this board is all about just provide a link to this thread.
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  3. sp1tekiller A stunning development!!!

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    I am in awe. Honestly. This is the best ever.
  4. Altazor Extra life!

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    in-fucking-deed.

    lulz
  5. MetalliTooL ___________

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    badass dog is badass
  6. ????? Tits McGee

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    i am requesting he-beast hook up a cam to look over the entire office, and mic, and live stream on stickam.
  7. Yousie Junior Member

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    oh fuck. i can't believe i skipped over this thread.

    my contribution:
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    or any other SFW porn

    edit: fuck the picture changed.

    edit: oh what the hell. its not at the site anymore. It was the lemon party edit with the fireman saying "LIVE DAMN YOU"
  8. Altazor Extra life!

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    badass doesn't even fit that dog.
  9. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Okay, so everybody has these books at work to write down any processes they need to remember, and to keep a log of customer interactions and thing like that, so I got three of them and did this.

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  10. ????? Tits McGee

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    OH SHI- THE SFW PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JESUS @ THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























    i just came
  11. Yousie Junior Member

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    [IMG]

    found it. hurry before imageshack gets rid of it (dunno how long it takes them)
  12. Dead Soul Swedgin!

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    i literally laughed out loud.
  13. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Just about to leave work, but I really wanted to do that picture, so I just did it classic style. In someone's locker, though.

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  14. Dryden IT'S A ROCKETSHIP

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  15. Yousie Junior Member

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    HAHA YES!
  16. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight

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    The dog picture in the books is like... fuck.
  17. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    If you get fired over this you should be made admin forever.
  18. Crypt Fiend leggy blonde

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    FUCK. FUCK.
  19. Crypt Fiend leggy blonde

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    I cannot stop fucking laughing fuck me.
  20. MetalliTooL ___________

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    are they on to you yet?
  21. Lumpy Custard Just looking like freeks

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    I can't believe i am seeing something genuinely funny on 5/8
  22. Cat tin heart

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    I'm imagining that one with it peaking over the top of the book, and then opening the book, and I can't stop giggling.
  23. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Some are, some aren't. Can't see it lasting a lot longer.

    I'm thinking of expanding, though. I have a couple of ideas, but I'm not sure if I have the balls.
  24. Crypt Fiend leggy blonde

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    please elaborate on these ideas...!!
  25. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    yes, please
  26. He-Beast Junior Member

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    I'll keep the one that I think I'll do secret, but the one I think I won't do is go into other stores in the mall and hide pictures. Maybe a department store.
  27. Yousie Junior Member

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    eh. that one's a bit lame. part of the funny in doing what you've been doing is the possibility of being caught and also fired. :D

    edit: new idea. print out a screenshot of this thread and put it somewhere. (make sure to hide the site name/url)
  28. Cat tin heart

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    Print out the replies pertaining to each of the placements, and then put the replies where you put the original pictures :tup
  29. Yousie Junior Member

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    haha that works too
  30. Like Junior Member

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    Mind-boggling awesome idea.
  31. Genomer Anne Hathaway in a, ba-con pie.

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    No, fuck that. They could google the phrasing and find our shit. And our fair hero would get the sack.
  32. Banny Junior Member

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    This thread is incredible because it proves that 5/8 doesn't just talk shit.


    Well done, sir. Well done.
  33. Zorbo english worms

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    These people work for Telstra. Do you really think they could be that smart?
  34. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    y
  35. He-Beast Junior Member

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    I'll spring it on you jimmys just when this bitch is within an inch of it's life.

    Nah, it's not that good, I just want something up my sleeve.
  36. Yousie Junior Member

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    do more SFW porn
  37. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    Make everyone's desktop background the :bigtard face.
  38. Yousie Junior Member

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    haha yes
  39. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    You should plant a few pictures in your jacket pocket, etc. Maybe it will throw them off the scent a tiny bit.

    Also, you definitely need to use the abundance of BRAINS penis pictures.
  40. Yousie Junior Member

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    it's kinda late now. i mean, itll be a bit more suspicious if he does that after almost everyone is suspicious of him already.
  41. He-Beast Junior Member

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    That picture I can't use because we had a farewell party for someone last week and I put it on my card.

    :tard desktops are pretty funny, cept there's only two terminals that aren't like, cash registers, and one of them's mine.
  42. Lani :3

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    He beast is a god.
  43. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    i want to see the brains pictures again anyway. post them!
  44. He-Beast Junior Member

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    You're referring to these two, no?

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  45. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    That first one might get you in trouble.
  46. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    lkmao yes those
  47. Sentient 7 Hipster

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    This is a great idea.
  48. mastershake Junior Member

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    hahah got another dog one too.
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  49. Lydia so passion

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    :rollin
  50. toothy Forever Gold

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    Yes, please this.