ITT post pictures I can print on to A4 paper and put in my cowrker's handbags.

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  1. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Couln't access the pink sock one from work.
  10. 6:00 The Universal Magnetic

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    Oh just wait till you get home. Mwahahaha.
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    hahha corky.
  13. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    lol @ people who haven't heard of the pink sock
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    excellent.
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    PINK SOCK YES
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  17. Genomer Anne Hathaway in a, ba-con pie.

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    ALSO: Any MS Paint porn ever.
  18. Cow Moderator

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    That could land James-Beast in some trouble, I would imagine.
  19. Sam A Liminal Him

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    Take a photo of the bag you're putting the picture in, then place that in their bag.
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  20. Cow Moderator

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    Winner.

    Alternatively, take a photo of her going to the bathroom, photoshop your face onto her body and put it in the bag.
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  21. sp1tekiller A stunning development!!!

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    This thread I like it.

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  22. LTD gotten horf

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    oh my fuck.
  23. Danimal A stench of excellence in a world gone tits-up.

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    You don't say. :ponder
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    This is the same girl as the first one, but the only one I could get away with using this picture on.

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    Someone different this time.

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    And for good measure, a picture of my kitty being a wallaby.
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    You utter champion.
  26. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    HAHAHA holy fuck, you excellent bastard

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    ahahah! this is great.
  29. Brutus Maximus Jones Jerald and Liv had a baby

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    I lol'd.
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    will our aussie stay employed y/n




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  32. eegor lollercoasters were built

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    Please. PLEASE.
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    :rollin at this thread!
  34. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Haha, I won't get fired, the bitch is an idiot. She came up and bothered me, while I was hard at work (on this), and goes "Uhh, this customer tries to access the internet on their phone and it says insufficient memory."

    There was no memory left on the phone.

    I really want to try the bathroom/photoshop my head one, but it will be a lot more difficult to implement.
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    James, you're a champion.
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    you excellent bastard
  37. curbyourentropy psh

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    Take pictures of her going into her house or apartment, and put those in the bag.
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    excellent :D
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    Oh god it's quarter to 4, I'm looking at porn and my girlfriend is asleep next to me. WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD. Supressed lulz hurt, but I can't let her wake up!
  40. Genomer Anne Hathaway in a, ba-con pie.

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    This is an extremely good thread, but for the love of fuck, you really need to put hyper realistic Luigi in someone's bag.
  41. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Tomorrow.
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    Holy shit @ the actual use of the rape one. :lol
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  44. He-Beast Junior Member

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    My boss is a dude, so no handbag. Put it in his jacket pocket.

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  47. Agent Honeydew Older Lady

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    please tell me they came and told you that they found odd pictures in their stuff.
  48. He-Beast Junior Member

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    One of them, I just heard a bunch of people WTFing, and I got a "You're such an asshole to me".
  49. Pinkk Click clack ding dong

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    The only that could make this even better is a video of their reactions.
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