Discussion in 'Sports and Athletics' started by ogrejedi, May 27, 2012.
Yeah, I don't know why Americans pretend to care about open wheel racing one weekend out of the year. Monaco GP was this weekend, way more important.
I'm gonna watch the race with some, of the booze and the guys will hang out and, then the circles will keep me entertained for my God given day today
The wife will pick up some frog legs and oil them for me and then I'll fuck her
Just heard Guy Fieri is drivin' the Indy 500 pace car! Man, just when you think this country's in trouble, we really turn it around.
Wonder what Guy Fieri is gonna eat in the pace car at Indy? A sammy? (Piled high of course) 'Chos? 'Za? Gotta be somethin' off the hook.
I wouldn't be surprised if Guy Fieri just decided to stay in the race at Indy. Bet he could at least finish in the top 10. He's so money.
Wish I could rock out in the pace car with Guy. Blarin' Kid Rock, peepin' bikini babes, wavin', drinkin' cold ones, doin' burnouts. Man.
Maybe me & Dave should road trip to Indy this weekend? Could be a blast. Guy's busy with the pace car, but'll probably boogie down after?
Talked to Dave last night. Indy 500 2012 is on! So pumped. Gonna be such a blast. Gotta shine up the 'Bring. Roll in with mad swag.
Dave said he heard all the babes at the infield celebraish at Indy are pretty much topless, they just don't show it on TV. Whoa.
Guy Fieri needs to have his own fashion line. Saw that Marc Anthony corncob has his own line at Kohl's. And Guy DOESN'T?! Pretty shocking.
I know a thing or 2 about how a man should dress to impress. Maybe I should draw up a Guy Fieri clothing line? Could sweep the nation.
Guy Fieri should definitely have his own cologne too. "So Money, by Guy." Or, "Bold Odors, from The House of Fieri." Written ALL this down.
Late start today. Was too pumped for Indy to sleep. Kept it rockin' in Cold One City. Before you do a job, you get the job done, you guys.
Packin' up the 'Bring for the road. 2 dirty 30s of Busch for sharin' & sprayin', BL 'Nums, BL Margs, Crown & Diet, plenty of ice, chips 'n dip, Koegels, and my special Captain Karl's Bratato Salad. The works, really. Full spread.
Captain Karl's Bratato Salad starts with my own homemade 'Tato Salad. Plenty of mustard and hard cooked egg. It's so money.
But, Captain Karl's Bratato Salad goes bonkers when I add in sliced Cheddarwursts. The best of both worlds, colliding in a flavor explosion
Can't wait to get to Indy and set up shop. Bet the babes'll go nuts for my Bratato Salad. Might be a "show yer beefers for a bowl" situaish.
Don't have a hotel for the night, but Dave says he knows a spot. Gonna need to take it easy tonight. Makin' a Thermos of G&T roadies.
Made a MEAN Seger mix for the drive. When you're blarin' Seger and drinkin' G&Ts, man, the miles just fly by. Bob is my co-pilot, you guys.
Me and Dave are gonna grunt out premies and hit the road. Safety first. Gentlemen, start your engines! It's time, to get it on.
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