I'm gonna be a Dad.

I just found out through a long (and pretty detailed) email.

I'm not gonna go into detail, Some of you already know about this and some of you have advised against this thread due to potential criticism. Anyway, I just figured I'd tell you guys (I probably woudln't if I was sober, who knows?)

I'm kinda worred, tbh. Part of me WANTS to be excited but part of me knows I'm probly (most likely) in a shitload of trouble. Ive always wanted to be a father, but not udner these circumstances. I'm not ready for it (but I need to be) Financial support is more than welcome! j/k

Anyway the road is gonna be long and hard and right now the only thing i can do is support the mother and her decisions.

Wish me luck!

Congratulations

I recently became a father. It was unexpected and I'm too young. But I'll be damned if it isn't the best thing that ever happened to me. Congrats man.

I dot'n fuckin care what your opinions are or whether you need to validate claims about my life. You can be happy for me or not (because I sure as helld ont know what to be)

Anyway, piss off

So are you and Sarah going to move in together?

Well, that sorta means something to me.

This, sorry MJ. :P

Yeah, this. Given recent events though, people will generally take a bit more convincing now :P

Lets just say I'm more than a bit skeptical. But if you aren't having us on, good luck and hope it goes well.

LOL.

Sarah, who's the dad?

Ah, so MJ and Sarah decided to play a little prank on 5/8 for the night. Sounds like a helluva Friday night.

from google images:



nice fake timestamp.

PM you are officially on my hitlist.

fake

Dumb bitches.

Congrats kid!
On the kid!
Good luck to the both of you!

fail fail is fail.

you = owned. GG, thanks for playing.

Cocksucker.

hahaha

come on, man, you could have done better than google image searching for "positive pregnancy test".

try again next week.

PermanentMorning for prez.

At least one good thing came out of this,

Hahahahaha.

Anyway, here's some other images we were gonna post (but didn't get around to.)











I was also going to photoshop myself into some pictures with her, but I also never got around to that. By the way, all those are actually pictures taken by her.

Edit: Some of those are originals, the first one is not. I photoshopped fake timestamps into the others as I did in the first one.

Wtf

So yeah. I never even went to St. Louis. It sucked not posting for a weekend (though I did browse under a different IP)

All those posts made from "Sarah's house" by me under her name - I just typed up the posts and had her copy and paste them.