Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 椎名林檎, May 2, 2012.
you have no idea how much crap like this i had to see throughout college.
why the fuck is a woman trying to open a can
now THOSE are some fucking hipsters
I think that was already posted here at some point. Still nevertheless
edit: yup that's the one, you can see her pussy
as long as you approve
Oh, she's pretty cute
Holy fuck at all those faggots
what the fuck, this is getting boring, gonna skip ahea- oh wait, looks like she has it now
What, I thought it was a can of spaghettios?
I want to be that hand on her chest even if she's saying gibberish and smearing something around that is brown like poop.
Hey, she looks like a girl in college that thought I was stalking her
what the fuck did I just watch
Technetium-as-James-Joyce posting from Technetium's computer.
Friday night at the neat's house
haha sorry did I say "house"? I mean "studio apartment"
Honestly how hard is it to open a fucking can?
I love the clearly Jewish camera man at 5:53.
I can't watch
My hatred for hipster is at an all time high right now.
I didn't really watch the vid but KYM gives an explanation. Does this shit happen on camera or what? Too scared to watch.
The video starts out with Stolz using a manual can opener to open a can of expired Spaghetti-Os.
It takes her two minutes to do so because she has trouble using the can opener. Once it is open, she pours the black Spaghetti-Os into a pot and adds water, followed by recitation of a nihilistic poem:
“Everything is shit. We apply meaning, value, and worth to the shit surrounding us. We live by this meaning and by our words. We live by worth and apply value, but everything is shit.”She repeats her words backwards in monosyllabic form while rubbing the black Spaghetti-Os onto her shirt. Stolz then cuts open her denim leggings, putting her dirty fingers into her vagina, expelling vaginal discharge.
As the camera turns away, Stolz urinates into the empty can of Spaghetti-Os sitting on a platform Finally, she takes off her shirt with her bloody and dirty hands, wipes up the mess, and exits the room.
I'm so hip I saw this video 2 years ago
and it was stupid then too.
too DEEP for you?
I'm sure we could convince some conservative websites that this is an officially organized Satanic ritual conducted at a typical liberal college, that this is what you learn when you go to college, and that it is a good reason why we should keep our kids from going to college.
SENDING TO BRIETTBART& HANNETY
If that were my daughter I'd change my mind on abortion.
Pretty much. Video is old as fukk cuz.
We get it, you live on the internet.
44,017 posts, etc.
yeah this is like 2 years old but it is still pretty much the high watermark of unbearable fucking hipster shit
I dunno... the video seems like a pretty good reason to never let your kids become art majors.
yeah like on all the official hipster documents there is an image of spaghettios coming out of a vagina in the background
so old that it's retro
Saw this video once ages ago and I'm not about to watch it another time, but just reading that again makes me cry.
hating on hipsters is too easy. i prefer to just not care
I fucking lost it so hard when the guy shouted that
when he shouted that what?
MikaelFL 5 hours ago
I said this when that was posted last time and I'll say it again--that's probably one of the most frightening things I've ever seen.
It seriously just shakes me to my core. What is the point of anything if that exists?
I know right, dirt is all around us and everything is shit
@OP: Sure is no
that was awesome
I don't hate it, I simply found the whole thing completely pointless. Maybe it's the fact that i never had to deal with hipsters.
Well it's definitely hipster. Twenty-two thousand dislikes.
I don't know guys, I actually got a lot out of that performance. I thought the inability to (successfully) operate a rudimentary tool at the beginning was a good metaphor for having no practical skills to offer society and yet somehow still anticipating success. Sorry you guys didn't get that. Oh well...
I can't help but feel like if I were there, I would have just started laughing hysterically, cried out, "No fucking way!" and made a racket as I got up to leave, laughing hysterically the whole way out of the building, making sure to interrupt that horrible bullshit as much as possible. That wasn't art. Art takes talent. That required no talent.
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