If Bacong were a sausage, he'd be Cameron Braut

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PIMP B, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    if mathaboy didn't like bacong's question, he'd be Cameron idot
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  2. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    if bacong was an Italian car, he'd be Cameron Fiat
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  3. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    If Bacong were for sale at an auction, he'd be Cameron Lot
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    if that knot were impossible to undo, it'd be Gordian Knot

    ...is there a formula we are following or are we just stating random facts?
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  5. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    if bacong was created by a basic camera, he'd be Cameron snapshot
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  6. Andres not fucking around

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    When Bacong woke up his parents sneaking in the house from taco bell his dad yelled shut the hell up you Clamoring Scott.
  7. Andres not fucking around

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    Moonmang calls his dick Cameron's Cot.
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    If bacong was filled to the brim, he'd be Cameron fraught
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  9. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    If bacong whined all the time, he'd be yammerin Scott
  10. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    If bacong was a carpenter, he'd be hammerin Scott
  11. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    There you were, sitting there thinking "This will surely get me some likes!"

    nop
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  12. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    oh god i'm married to that

    :/
  13. Andres not fucking around

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    When Bacong was arrested for serial public masturbation the newspaper read Cameron Caught.
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  14. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    If bacong spoke like ltd, he'd be stammerin Scott
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  15. Andres not fucking around

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    Bacong's bathroom scale reads Cameron Lots.
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  16. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    If Bacong were this guy he'd be Cameron [IMG]
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  17. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    Andres
    not fucking around
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  18. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    if moonmang were in Dream Theater, he'd be Josh Mangini
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  19. Andres not fucking around

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    If Magnumforce picked up extra flannel for Toothy when he was in town he'd be Matt Favor.
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    If Disappear was a better song, he'd be the Count of Tuscany
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    If moonmang used to coach the Browns, he'd be josh mangini
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  22. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    If bacong was a stupid bitch, he'd be Cameron twat
  23. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    If Bacong were a faggy neckerchief he'd be Cameron Ascot
  24. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    If Bacong were a Jordan Rudess solo he'd be Cameron Bebot
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  25. milky going to invert...

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    If Bacong were a chili pepper, he'd be Cameron Red Hot
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  26. Mr. Ister Low quality poster

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    If bacong were used to boil water, he'd be cameron tea pot
  27. Mr. Ister Low quality poster

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    If bacong was having memory difficulty, you could say cameron forgot
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  28. Mr. Ister Low quality poster

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    If bacong were in a room one-on-one with jackluminous, he'd be cameron distraught
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  29. TheProfessionale Spam Account

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    If ogr needed a reliable, yet cultural way to make a Bacong-based decision, he'd throw a Cameron lot
  30. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    If Bacong were a muse for Carl Sagan he'd be Pale Blue Cameron Dot
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  31. Overtone .

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    If Bacong were Brett he'd be bored as shit.
  32. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    If Bacong were healthier, he'd be Camerkumquat
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  33. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Drop Bacong to the floor, make that ass shake
    Whoa, make that Bacong move, that's an ass-quake
    Built a house up on Bacong, that's an ass-tate
    Roll my Bacong on it, that's an ass-tray
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  34. black_floyd Member

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    If Bacong were a fancy gate made of iron, he'd be Cameron Wrought.
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  35. Viz somber dude

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    if bacong were an archived thread he'd be...


    ah fuck all of you im archiving this
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  36. Hex drew you w my computer

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    If Bacong was a blocked artery, he would be Cameron Clot
  37. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    When I rub my dick all over bacong, it's a cameron frot
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  38. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

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    if bacong put sausages up his rectum he'd be making pigs in blankets
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  39. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    Damn it Viz, How am i supposed to get more likes if this thread is in archives?!
  40. Viz somber dude

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    jesus how drunk was I wtf
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  41. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    If Bacong were a regional manager at Dunder Mifflin he'd be Cameron Scott
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    WHERES CAMERON SCHNOTT? sniffin some dudes thong!? probably.
  43. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    If Bacong were himself frequently, he'd be Cameron a lot.
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  44. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    Good bump, I think I'll read this thread again and giggle at everything one more time
  45. LTD i....

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    if Bacong was gay, he'd be fuckin dudes
  46. LTD i....

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    if Bacong was a vulcan, he'd be Cameron Spock
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  47. Pedal resident 5/8 communist.

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    bacong's a fag
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  48. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    My name is Cameron too, I'm Cameron Bebot
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  49. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    If Bacong's existence were meaningless and his future bleak, he'd be Cameron for naught.
  50. Pithe cute redhead

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    if pimp b were a sausage he'd be braut goodman