I just found out that I briefly dated a girl who had a #1 song this summer

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  1. sp1tekiller A stunning development!!!

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  2. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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  3. Pandrex Derp

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    I call lies.
  4. Andres not fucking around

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    Have you ever jacked off to Mozart?
  5. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    You dated a Katy Perry and you liked it.
    The taste of her cherry chapstick.
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  6. iyvcobu 5/8 Supporter

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    I'd put it in her.
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  7. mits5k Junior's Member

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    This statement is fucking perfect with your avatar.
  8. CardDinour Junior Member

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    great song, and shame on you john! ;) ps: i miss you
  9. Paper Kites barev a svetla

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    Much awesome here in this thread.
  10. Liv i made myself sad

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    That's pretty far out. :D
  11. &Serenading Junior Member

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    She kissed a girl because you suck at kissing.

    Fuck man.
  12. Vibrating_Duck :duck

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    OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    also
    http://www.fiveeightforums.com/is-this-the-best-song-ever-t60028/index.html?t=60028
  13. 8ballj Junior Member

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    haha sweet. no i didn't grow up here but i live here now.
  14. mits5k Junior's Member

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    No shit? Whereabouts? I still have tons of friends in SB and go back there frequently. My roommate and fellow 5/8er Bear_San is my best friend from when we were in Junior High back in SB, so he also goes down frequently.
  15. Talon mesopotato

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    she could your sugar momma
  16. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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  17. 8ballj Junior Member

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    well i've lived here about 8 years in different places, from montecito up goleta. i went to school and graduated in 05. i bet we know some of the same peeps.
  18. Zorbo what

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    bump

    you dun goofed
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  19. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    I dated a girl who dated Jared Leto once :grunge
  20. NafGorp You will hate me

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    Seriously?
  21. chronowarp Allo fu'in poppit

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    did she have big fucking honking DD's back then?
  22. sicsmoo The Singularity Is Near

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  23. Ant Beat Konducta

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    Plenty more fish in the sea though, eh?
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  24. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    Yup, he was here for 6 months filming something and dated her for a portion of that.
  25. NafGorp You will hate me

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    Holy shit...that dude is awesome.
  26. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    best thing is I dated her AFTER him, WHAT A STEP DOWN :grunge
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  27. NafGorp You will hate me

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    I wouldn't really say that, you're probably better than him at guitar.

    But with that being said, he is literally impossible to beat in the attractiveness department because he is a perfect specimen.
  28. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    I'm being completely serious when I say I would let him fuck me, and I would fuck him
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  29. Bosk1's Mom Junior Member

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    wow can't believe you fucking dated that hot shit. i bet she thinks her christian past is retarded.
  30. Agent Honeydew Older Lady

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    She's married nowwwwwwwwwwwwww
  31. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    Wont last
  32. Cedric Access to Chipotle

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    he's hot, then he's cold
  33. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    holy fuck

    how did I not know this
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  34. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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  35. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    would brap until infinity
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  36. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    has a "one that got away" joke been made yet
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  37. Damien Slade Pee in my mouth

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    this thread is the first time i've heard of this lady

    2/10
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  38. chronowarp Allo fu'in poppit

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    hold on.


    did she have rude teddies when this happened? did you touch them?
  39. Kiwi ¿

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    i love this thread
  40. Damien Slade Pee in my mouth

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    (I can't believe nobody has posted this...)
  42. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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