LOL! My cat was like...staring intently out the window (our window was slightly open to let the cool night air in. Then someone from the apartment next to us goes outside and yells "Hey! break it up!"
That's a horrible sound they make. I think it actually sounds like a baby crying. Some horrible mutant baby. And loud as hell too.
There are 2 cats round that hang round in our/next door's garden constantly that always make THE worst noises in the world, even when they're not actually having sex. Sometimes it sounds like they're fighting, I'm not too sure on the difference between sex noises and pain noises. One time they woke me up at 6am by being noisy directly outside my window. I looked out, and they were sat facing each other, making the horrible horrible noise. No contact, just... 'talking'.
I had two ducks making whoopee outside my window the other weekend. Either that or they were trying to kill each other. Even the ducks are getting more than I am...
God I hate the sound of cat sex. We have one female cat who currently has 2 tabby's chasing her around....they hang around the front yard as if to say 'Fancy a fuck, hun?'..We try to keep her inside as much as possible..but we gave up. Bitch is too eager I swear, our cat is a whore...always rolling around on the ground...cleaning her cooter. Last time she got laid was at a LAN party my bro hosted (nerdish, I know), but it was interesting for my mates and I to observe how cats flirt, approach...and finally root.
Hahaha. For some reason that last bit made me laugh. Not at you... just like... I imagined someone saying that and then looking extremely forlorn.
