in 5th grade i was playing for a local basketball team and the coach said one day that a new kid, pretty big guy, named hunter will be coming onto the team. that night i had a dream, in which this fucking gigantic motherfucker appeared out of nowhere and said in this deep voice I AM HUNTER HUNT. I HAVE COME HERE TO BALL. i was like holy fuck hunter hunt is the scariest fucking ass name ever and this dude is gonna eat me alive but it turns out life is unlike dreams and i only met this mediocrely big dude whose last name wan't hunt. this memory had been nagging me from the back of my subconscious but it was catapulted to the front of my psyche as soon as i saw this clown's name. so in my head, i went: fuck. Hunter Hunt. (Hendrix)