Hello! Here is a short intro....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Isaaaaa, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    we've come a long way, if you remember how long a lot of women's introduction threads got
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  2. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    We just need to work on keeping them here for more than a week.

    You'd think that with all the progress in the single's thread, (Team Joe!) we'd be able to outgrow our childish need for internet boobs.
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  3. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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  4. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    Preposterous, I agree.
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    what the hell do you have against rap and me and my black brethren?
  6. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    this one's at 5 pages already.

    Honestly, the problem with these threads is not that the person is a woman... We have long-term female posters here. It's when a woman makes an introduction thread. I don't think I recall pouf, mofo, or lurky ever making introduction threads, for example.
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  7. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    this one knows what she got into. I dont think we need to worry
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  8. shapeup Junior Member

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    My good friend, who is very much a tangible person in 3 dimensions, wants to know how girls really feel when they're with a guy who can't maintain his boner, and whether or not they tell their friends about it. Can you help him?
  9. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Well, I have been here for over a week already :)
  10. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    "Short" answer is that I grew up with parents that listen to classical music and I got introduced to rock/metal when I was 10-11 years old. Most of my friends during my teens were metalheads and I was "brainwashed" against rap (and many other genres). Later on I came to appreciate other music styles other than classic/metal/rock but rap didnt make the cut (along with the other styles I mentioned on the first post in this thread).

    Nothing against people who like it though. Many of my friends like rap (and hate metal) and we get a kick out of giving crap to each other :)
  11. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    I dont quite get that... you mean that the female that "survive" here generally didnt make intro threads?
  12. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Is this a serious question? I really cant tell :P

    If it is not serious, then ignore the paragraph below.

    In case it is: I think most girls wouldnt care if this happens on occasion only. If this is the norm though, then it may be a problem, of course (and the girl may blame herself for it). About talking to their friends... I think that depends on so many things that it is hard to generalize.
  13. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    you have man parts so you're not really a girl anyway so
  14. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    indeed, good point.
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    In Material Girl, Madonna denies deconstructivist theory; in Sex, however, she examines Lacanist obscurity. It could be said that Sontag uses the term ‘neodialectic textual theory’ to denote a mythopoetical whole.
    The subject is interpolated into a modernist discourse that includes language as a paradox. Therefore, Marx uses the term ‘Derridaist reading’ to denote the bridge between sexual identity and society.
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  16. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    We need more girls here at 5/8, so I petition for Isaaaaa to be female, or at least our resident 5/8 shemale.
  17. Spaceman RIP Christmas Dog

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    pretty sure she was joking about having a penis
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  18. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    you can't put anything on the internet if it isn't true
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  19. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    I was/am joking. I actually *do not* have penis (sorry if anyone is disappointed).

    EDIT: did anyone seriously thought I was being serious?? O_o
  20. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    I am seriously disappointed if that helps.
  21. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    I sincerely apologize for disappointing you... please, forgive me? :hug
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  22. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    bonjour
  23. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    I forgiv....wait...naked pictures first!
  24. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Yeah shur.... wait... we will have to work something else out :mrgreen
  25. Spaceman RIP Christmas Dog

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    Keep that shit in the Adult Forum, or Bacong might permaban you.
  26. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    PM me the details. >:D
  27. shapeup Junior Member

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    If Mike Portnoy was a woman, would you suck his dick?
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  28. Disappear idot

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  29. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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  30. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    Only if I could tape it and put it on 5/8, or preferably bite his cock right before he cums, then scream CHARLIE DOMINICI IS THE PATRON SAINT OF 5/8!
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  31. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Does MP come up on every thread or have I been coincidently only reading the ones where that happens?
  32. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    bass drops nigga
  33. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    That reminds me: If we ever do another UK meetup or European meetup, I think we all should come in blackface.
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  34. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    the hardest part of blackface for me would be saying honky instead of nigga
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  35. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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  36. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    No.
  37. Disappear idot

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  38. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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  39. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    There are several people here who have a penis while also identifying themselves as women (although if you want to check out the trans subforum you need to PM noxon). I don't really get why one should assume that it's a joke when someone claims to be trans?
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  40. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Fair enough, my bad.

    I dont think trans people are a joke <3 <3 <3.
  41. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    :confused:
    :hug
    :)
    :kvlt
  42. Andres not fucking around

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    And you posting these sideways balls is supposed to prove your tolerance. God don't make no mistakes Isaaaa.
  43. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    It's missing an 'a'.
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  44. Klem 5/8 Supporter

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    How much is your barfine and do you prefer to go short time or long time? I've got 2000 baht on me.
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  45. Disappear idot

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    Monger posting style detected
  46. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    i'm not trans or cis, i'm borderline.
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  47. Spaceman RIP Christmas Dog

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    I'm not trans or cis, I'm straight.
  48. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    i just learned the term "cis" last week.

    the internet is a strange strange place.
  49. Isaaaaa 5/8 Supporter

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    Could you please let me know what that is? :D
  50. Dignan expert

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    You are an alternate account and I claim my 5 pounds
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