GATHER YOUR ARMIES (Rick Barber for U. S. Congress)

I know who I am voting for. Well if I was American. Americans vote right?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ7ZDUutU4"]YouTube- Gather Your Armies[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn14RwuJJRg"]YouTube- Slavery[/ame]

pause the second video at 1:18

what is going on with that thing's mouth

FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9Ro5kHf_M&feature=related

at least he succeeds in making Basil Marceaux appear less mentally challenged

he sounds like an angry drunk you see at every bar.

i like how tea party peeps say things like "the founding fathers wouldn't support this" as if the founding fathers were always unanimously in agreement.

as if the Founding Fathers were an actually existant parliamentary institution more like

because taking from the perspective of many other modern-day countries makes it look less damning

i'm pumped and ready to take over. let's do this.

LOL

not my point

lol

i love the dude in the bg of the second video with a fucking rifle on his shoulder. those crazy tea partiers!

the tea party is just an excuse for reenactors to feel normal.

next thing you know, they are going to protest the tax on dragons and swords and shit.

America needs to get over its obsession with the Founding Fathers and their supposedly good intentions. They created a country where only white, land-owning males could vote and black people counted as 3/5 of a person (note it was the Northerners, not the Southerners, who didn't want to count slaves as people). Of course they were against taxes; they were rich and wanted to keep themselves that way. It has only been by twisting their rhetoric or outright changing the document they created that we have been able to create a better country. I mean, do you really think when they said 'all men are created equal" they meant blacks too? That was obviously not their original intention, considering it was written by a guy who owned slaves. So I say fuck the Founding Fathers; the only way we can be a good country is if we stop giving a shit about their bigoted, anti-freedom ideals.

if blacks would have been counted as a whole person at that time you'd prolly be up in arms against bigoted long-since-dead southerners who used their large black population as leverage to control the federal government.

99% sure you're not trolling, but i pretty much agree with that other 1%

well I'd prefer not to have this guy in congress, but those commercials are amazing.