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[17:53] <@ohgar> hey question about AA
[17:53] <@ohgar> am i allowed to take the first step without ever planning on taking the rest of them
[17:53] <+moonmang> yes
[17:53] <@ohgar> like, admitting i'm addicted, but then saying "whatever, i don't give a fuck"
[17:53] <+moonmang> but you have to accept jesus
[17:53] <@ohgar> no that's step two
[17:54] <+moonmang> oh
[17:54] <@ohgar> step one is admitting you're addicted
[17:54] <+moonmang> well then yes
[17:54] <@ohgar> cool
[17:54] <@ohgar> everyone always says the first step to recovery is acceptance, but i think i just wanna stop at acceptance period
[17:55] <+bradar> thats like the intro of the glass prison
[17:55] <@ohgar> lol
[17:55] <+bradar> which is pretty much one of the best parts of the AA steps
[17:55] <@ohgar> well it's not about alcohol anyway
[17:55] <+bradar> so yeah, just stop there
[17:55] <@ohgar> true
[17:55] <+genomer> I wonder if there's an AA elevator
[17:56] <@ohgar> lol
[17:56] <+genomer> for those who don't wish to take the steps
[17:56] <+DeadSoul> oh genomer
[17:56] <+bradar> disabled people
[17:56] <@ohgar> lol
[17:56] <+moonmang> LOL genomer
[17:56] <+Mellotron56> an AA ramp
[17:56] <+Mellotron56> for those on wheelchairs
[17:56] <+moonmang> for handicap
[17:56] <+moonmang> lOL
[17:56] <+moonmang> LOL
[17:56] <+DeadSoul> some guy tried to rob my bar but i managed to shoot him in the spine
[17:56] <+DeadSoul> i guess the next place he tries to rob better have a ramp
[17:57] <+moonmang> DeadSoul what is that from
[17:57] <+genomer> and an AA conveyer belt ramp for wheelchair riders that are also participants in Gladiators
[17:57] <+DeadSoul> take one guess
[17:57] <@ohgar> family guy
[17:57] <+moonmang> hahahahaa
[17:57] <+moonmang> genomer
[17:57] <+DeadSoul> y..no
[17:57] <@ohgar> simpsons
[17:57] <+moonmang> oh
[17:57] <+DeadSoul> yes it is
[17:57] <+moonmang> moe
[17:57] <+DeadSoul> yup
[17:57] <+moonmang> i knew that
[17:58] <@ohgar> hey, i may be ugly and hate-filled, but i...uh...what was the third thing you said?
[17:58] <+DeadSoul> hahah
[17:58] <+moonmang> lol
[17:58] <+DeadSoul> moe is great
[17:58] <+Mellotron56> for those on wheelchairs
[17:58] <+moonmang> faggots with shitty legs
[17:58] <+Mellotron56> lol
[17:59] <+Mellotron56> men you stick men parts in other men
[17:59] <+Mellotron56> ramps
[17:59] <+genomer> watching cripples and retards appearing on Gladiators would probably be the most funny thing
[17:59] <+Mellotron56> lol
[17:59] <+Mellotron56> lol
[17:59] <+Mellotron56> lol
[17:59] <+moonmang> lol
[17:59] <+moonmang> LOL
[17:59] <+moonmang> yes
[17:59] <+DeadSoul> haha holy shit
[17:59] <+moonmang> watch some mongoloids get raped by gladiators
[17:59] <+bradar> if some punk is dissin your fly girl
[17:59] <+moonmang> they can't even get up
[17:59] <+bradar> give him one of these
[18:00] <+genomer> put them faggots in those giant spheres
[18:00] <+bradar> lol
[18:00] <+genomer> NO JIMMY, YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SWITCHES, THAT'S THE AUDIENCE
[18:00] <+Mellotron56> hamster cages
[18:00] <+moonmang> roll them around
[18:00] <+moonmang> lol
[18:00] <+moonmang> LOL
[18:01] <+moonmang> lol lol LOL!
[18:01] <+genomer> have them hanging off that ball in the air
[18:01] <+genomer> and just falling off as soon as the whistle blows
[18:01] <+moonmang> handicrapped
[18:01] <+genomer> watching some retard getting destroyed by the gauntlet would be amazing
[18:02] <+genomer> especially if they ended up being retard strong
[18:02] <+moonmang> hahahaha
[18:02] <+moonmang> retards are so stronf
[18:02] <+moonmang> stronf
[18:03] <+bradar> hahaha'
[18:03] <+genomer> imagine a cripple trying to run up a travellator in that elimination bit at the end
[18:03] <+genomer> holy fuck.
[18:04] <+bradar> ok, we have to make this show happen
[18:04] <+moonmang> genomer you should be in charge of TV
[18:04] <+bradar> dont care if we get blasted for it
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[18:04] * bcg sets mode: +v pyr0x`
[18:04] <+moonmang> i nominate genomer for TV lord
[18:05] <+Mellotron56> i agree
[18:05] <+genomer> "the cripple seems to be having problems beating the travellator, he's doing a run up. Let's increase the speed"
[18:05] <+Mellotron56> genomer for LORD
[18:05] <+moonmang> hahaha
[18:05] <+bradar> lol
[18:06] <+bradar> for the one legged contestants, i would introduce a new game called the arse kicking contest
[18:06] <+moonmang> good one
[18:06] <+bradar> no
[18:06] <+Mellotron56> they'll be lying on the ground kicking themselves
[18:06] <+Mellotron56> awesome
[18:07] <+moonmang> "look at this fucking retard"

genomer

GENOMER

[17:00] <+clt> what if there was another planet in the same orbit as earth on the other side of the sun
[17:00] <@Ln> wat
[17:00] <+moonmang> lol
[17:00] <+clt> and we could never see it because the sun is always blocking our view of it

I know it's not real but I want to believe anyway. BELIEVE

I believe!

20:29 @nemmot • lol she's 21 and already has a history of alcoholism
20:36 • wilcaz [~wilsoncas@resnet-pat18.nts.wustl.edu] has joined #fiveeight
20:36 • Bacong set mode [+v wilcaz]
20:36 @nemmot • jk that's a terrible thing to say i'm sorry wilcaz
20:37 +wilcaz • what?
20:37 +Placeblob • exactly
20:45 +wilcaz • fuck man
20:45 +wilcaz • this beer is amazing
20:45 +wilcaz •

<@ohgar> time for my third shit of the day
* @nemmot np: Aloha - Brace Your Face (Some Echoes / 2006) [06:27m/236kbps/44kHz]

fat unban

this kind of behavior is uncharacteristic of lollox

stop being so protective of your stupid girlfriend idiot

fat

<+Spyral2112> goddamn it
<+Spyral2112> my sister doesn't have ice trays
<+Spyral2112> she just buys bags of ice
<+Spyral2112> so now we don't have ice anymore
<+Spyral2112> all out
<@ohgar> bags of ice are a better option. you don't have to wait for water to freeze; you can just go buy another bag of ice
* +bradar is now musicing: Protest The Hero - Bone Marrow [Fortress / 2008] [05:30m/279kbps/44kHz]
<+bradar> think about all the men they lose on the expeditions though
<+Spyral2112> but in the long run, it costs more money
<@ohgar> hahahaha bradar
<+Spyral2112> and if you run out, then you just don't have ice
<+Spyral2112> bradar
<@ohgar> if you run out of ice in a tray you don't have it for another 2-3 hours
<@ohgar> if you run out of ice in a bag you just drive or walk to the corner store
<@ohgar> and buy more ice
<+Spyral2112> no corner store
<+noxon> but ice in a tray is free
<@ohgar> ice in a bag is $1.99
<@ohgar> for a huge bag
<+Spyral2112> and buying a tray costs less than buying bags over and over
<+Spyral2112> shit adds up, nigga
<@ohgar> quit being a jew
<+noxon> i'd rather spend those 2 bucks on beer
<+Spyral2112> and also, you don't have to wait on ice as long as you're not retarded and refill the empty spaces on the tray after each use
<@ohgar> what if you have friends over and they all want drinks
<+Spyral2112> do that and you will always have ice on hand
* +DeadSoul (~bender@202.63.49.27.static.rev.aanet.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
<+noxon> we don't have friends
<+Spyral2112> then buy a bag
<+bradar> i only buy ice for parties
<+Spyral2112> obviously if you are having a big get together then you get a bag
<+bradar> otherwise i just use whats in the trays
* +Spyral2112 isn't not listening to: Milla Jovovich - It's Your Life [The
Divine Comedy] [03:45m/217kbps/44kHz]
<+bradar> then again, i rarely use ice anyway
<+Spyral2112> but for just every day life, a tray is where it's at
* @ohgar np: John Coltrane - Ascension - Edition I [38:30m/1411kbps/44kHz]
<+noxon> but fuck, the REAL solution is having a fridge with a built-in ice maker
<@ohgar> true
<@ohgar> until it breaks, which always happens
<@ohgar> i've seen more non-working ice makers on fridges than working ones
<+Spyral2112> noxon
<+Spyral2112> last place i lived had that shit
<+Spyral2112> so good
<+bradar> i'll just get a woman instead
<+Spyral2112> i kinda miss that
<+bradar> they also make ice
<+Spyral2112> girls poop ice
<@ohgar> lol
<+bradar> 6 foot tall
<+bradar> 300 pounds
* +bradar is now musicing: Protest The Hero - Sequoia Throne [Fortress / 2008] [03:11m/280kbps/44kHz]
<@ohgar> guys
<@ohgar> my clothes are dirty and i don't have a woman
<@ohgar> what should i do
<+bradar> buy more clothes
<+bradar> wait
<+bradar> that's not something a man does either
<+bradar> fuck
<+bradar> ok, steal some
<@ohgar> lol
<+Spyral2112> oh god
<+Spyral2112> that reminds me
<+bradar> or go without, also good
<+Spyral2112> my sister used to just buy new clothes instead of doing the laundry
<+bradar> lol
* +Spyral2112 isn't not listening to: Milla Jovovich - Reaching From Nowhere
[The Divine Comedy] [04:10m/214kbps/44kHz]
<+Spyral2112> so her room would have piles and piles of dirty clothes
<+Spyral2112> and she would never have any money
<@ohgar> lol
<+bradar> my aim is to have over 360 pairs of underwear
<+bradar> that way i'll only have to wash once a year
<@ohgar> haha
<@ohgar> every 2-3 years, really
<+Spyral2112> bradar
<+Spyral2112> more than once a year
<+Spyral2112> that would be quite a few loads of laundry
* +bradar is now musicing: Protest The Hero - Palms Read [Fortress / 2008] [05:06m/279kbps/44kHz]
<+noxon> have you not learned anything?
<+noxon> you save your laundry in bags
<+noxon> then display them prominently whenever your mother comes to visit
<@ohgar> hahaha
<+bradar> lol
<+noxon> so that she feels compelled to do the laundry for you

IN AMERICA ICE COMES IN BAGS

<@nommet> McGregor called the process of making the Star Wars film "the epitome of tedium" and "a frowning exercise," but balanced his apparent boredom by noting that "there's nothing cooler than being a Jedi knight."
<@cheddar> lol
* +bradar is now musicing: maudlin of the Well - Excerpt from 6,000,000,000,000 Miles Before the First, or, the Revisitation of the Blue Ghost [Part the Second / ] [10:55m/263kbps/44kHz]
<@ohgar> there's a lot of things cooler than it after you made those awful films
<@cheddar> Dignan called the process of making the S.E.T.I. album "the epitome of tedium" and "a frowning exercise," but balanced his apparent boredom by noting that "there's nothing cooler than being a Bedroom guitarist."

08:43 @homeworkboy • olet hast uusi krapula
08:44 +Lollox • Youu can't speak finnish here.
08:44 @homeworkboy • i'll finnish you

that joke has never been made before

You're right it hasn't

Youu

and here I thought he was typing drunk.

cheddar is usually drunk when he types in finnish

hiljaa saatana

Shut up Satan

heysatan

<Bacong> ninjaeater
<ninjaeater> bacong
<SomethingApple> nice
<Bacong> give me one good reason not to permaban you right now
<nommet> he has good taste in amysucs
<ninjaeater> yes
<Bacong> well
<Bacong> fuck
<Bacong> nommet
<Bacong> give me one good reason not to permaban you right now
<nommet> i have good taste in amysucs
<Bacong> fuck
<nommet> you can go ahead and permaban spyral though
* ninjaeater np: Spiritualized - Come Together [04:40m/320kbps/44kHz]
<Bacong> ok ty
<ninjaeater> permaban destructo spin
<Bacong> done
<ninjaeater> thx
*** Bacong is now known as talong

16:11 @nommet • isn't it a rule for top 10 threads in p/r that you can only do a thing once every 24 hours
16:11 @cheddar • p/r
16:11 @nommet • polls/rurvivors
16:11 @cheddar • top 10 dictatorial regimes

<Lollox> We should do more oral exercises, cheddar.
<cheddar> lol
<briang> :O
<cheddar> that was awkward as shit

what she said wasn't, but the oral exercise was.

Shut up, cheddar.

well it's not my fault if doing oral exercises with you isn't all it's cracked up to be

oral exercises

fucking hilarious

[18:03] <+clot> they have to keep playing harder and harder each game
[18:03] <+clot> and the ducks wore 'em down i think
[18:04] <@Bacong> I think Lidstrom is alot more hurt than he's letting on
[18:04] <+aaronius> bacong i like buffalo wins
[18:04] <+aaronius> *wings
[18:04] * Bacong sets mode: +b *!*@c-75-72-72-60.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
[18:04] * aaronius was kicked by Bacong (Bacong)

<+deaddrunk> ohgar
<+deaddrunk> bradar here
<+deaddrunk> guess how many boobs i saw today
<+deaddrunk> 15

[15:49] <@awaybou> guys for lunch i am having rice with fried chicken and some pork with peppers garlic and korean lettuce
[15:49] <@awaybou> am i awesome y/b
[15:49] <+clot> b
[15:49] <@awaybou> fuck
[15:50] <+sivril> b

[12:22] <+clot> get a mandolin
[12:23] <+clot> also, death to the jews

<+briang|drunk> You know who I hate?
<+briang|drunk> Mike Rowe
<+DeadSoul> tell us more about people you hate
* +ohgar np: Eminem - My Mom [05:19]

cheddar hasn't been there in ages

Matt

moron
12:45amJohn

Depression: the result of being a fucking faggot
12:45amMatt

lol

youre mean to me

stop

im fagile

fragile

hold me
12:46amJohn

fagile

FAGILE

15:53 @moonmang • hello guys
15:53 @moonmang • i love you all
15:53 @moonmang • i'm on LSD right now
15:53 @moonmang • holy shit
15:53 @moonmang • the letters are running in circles
15:53 @moonmang • jk i'm sober
15:53 @moonmang • sup

17:40 @Bacong • sam is an asshole
17:40 @Bacong • so am I
17:40 +Lani • sam is cool though

ouch

<@ohgar> now i'm out 2000 rupees and i can't even wear my awesome shoes

02:07 +Spyral2112 • mathaboy 541+4+4+4+4-+9*4+81-4-12+651+5-94891-4-4561+4-4-415641+4*7
02:07 +homeworkboy • -513827 u idot
02:07 @moonmang • lol
02:07 +Spyral2112 • mathaboy fuck you
02:07 +homeworkboy • no space idiot fuker

<Taphead> everything in the world reminds me of elder scrolls
<Taphead> i think i have issues
<ohgar> when i was a kid i used to go back in my woods and pretend i was in a video game
<ohgar> i would grab a stick and it'd be my sword
<ohgar> and i'd fight invisible monsters
<DeadSoul> no homo
<Taphead> i do that now but instead of the woods it's an elementary school and instead of my sword it's my penis

WAT

Why is this thread called BEEP BEEP I DRIVE A JEEP?

WHY DOES IT MATTER