#fiveeight IRC chatroom

never

no

not possible

[23:12:46] <@nemmot> have you heard merriweather post pavilion dissentience
[23:12:52] <+dissentience> no, nor do i care to
[23:12:54] <+dissentience> i hate post-rock

02:11 +dissentience • "how can you listen to that? it doesn't have a constant beat, how can i dance to it?"
02:11 +dissentience • UGH
02:11 @mathboy • slice open their heads and fill them with chicken
02:12 @nemmot • give them animal collective then dissentience
02:12 +dissentience • Animal Collective are terrible
02:12 @nemmot • have you heard merriweather post pavilion dissentience
02:12 +dissentience • no, nor do i care to
02:12 +dissentience • i hate post-rock

golden line by mathboy there

[11:31] * +bradar is now musicing: Bruce Springsteen - I'm Goin' Down [Born In The U.S.A. / 1984] [03:32m/281kbps/44kHz]
[11:32] * @nemmot np: Elliott Smith - Don't Go Down (From a Basement On the Hill / 2004) [04:34m/239kbps/44kHz]

[13:05] <+elisabeth23> ok i need a super computer person now
[13:05] <@nemmot> am i super enough for you
[13:05] <+DeadSoul> you call this a super computer
[13:06] <@bradar> you call this a tax return
[13:06] <+genomer> I don't work with super computers, but I work with normal computers a LOT
[13:06] <@bradar> did you get the report on the accounting department simpson?
[13:06] <@bradar> yes i did sir
[13:06] <@bradar> the accounting department is located on the 3rd floor. its hours are 9am to 5pm. the head of this department is a Mr Johnson or Johnstone.
[13:08] <@bradar> a friend asked me if i wanted a frozen computer. i said no, but i want a regular computer later so...yeah.
[13:08] <+elisabeth23> theres a virus on my moms computer i think, and im trying to make sure that's what it is and how to get rid of it
[13:08] <+genomer> definitely format it
[13:09] <+elisabeth23> why the fuck did i think of asking you guys

04:32 +bradar › is now musicing: U2 - Staring At The Sun [The Best Of 1990 - 2000 / 2002] [04:51m/320kbps/44kHz]
04:32 +Discussion • lol. U2? Seriously?
04:32 @nemmot • i think i'll listen to u2
04:33 @nemmot • if i had it on this computer
04:33 @nemmot • d'oh
04:36 • Discussion [JavaIRC@75-93-253-161.cor.clearwire-dns.net] has quit IRC
04:37 +bradar › is now musicing: U2 - Numb [The Best Of 1990 - 2000 / 2002] [04:25m/320kbps/44kHz]
04:37 +bradar › is now musicing: U2 - Vertigo [How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb / 2004] [03:14m/320kbps/44kHz]
04:40 +bradar › is now musicing: U2 - Miracle Drug [How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb / 2004] [03:59m/320kbps/44kHz]
04:41 +bradar • LOL u2
04:41 +bradar • you're fucking gay nemmot
04:41 @nemmot •
04:42 +bradar • hey everyone, nemmot wants to listen to u2
04:42 +bradar • point and laugh
04:42 @nemmot •

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<ohgar> fuck you Placeblob
<Placeblob> nemot
<Placeblob> >:
<ohgar> go be fat somewhere else
<bradar> fuck you Placeblob
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>:

Bacong does it really format it like that? Nothing to separate the name from the text?

<+Rathboy> i want to download this hatsune miku porn, but its broken into 14 links, so i gave my friend down the hall half to DL and then we will join it and fap together.
<+Rathboy> is this awesome? y/n
<+Placeblob> n because you'll fail to put it together properly
<+Zorbo> lol
<+Placeblob> The anger will drive you mad
<+Zorbo> why the fuck am i zorbo
<+Placeblob> you'll end up killing everyone in your dorm
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(21:00:20) (+workmang) oh snap
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(21:00:40) (+moonmang) lol

11:33 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - The Process Of Leaving [04:48m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:33 @ohgar • lol 128
11:37 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - What We Meant [04:45m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:37 @ohgar • lol 128
11:41 +jeff|work • iLove E*Vax
11:42 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - Contra Costa [03:41m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:42 @ohgar • lol 128
11:46 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - Neon & Aluminum [04:37m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:46 @ohgar • lol 128
11:50 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - When I Say Go [03:42m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:50 @ohgar • lol 128
11:54 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - Tide Pool [04:00m/128kbps/44kHz]
11:54 @ohgar • lol 128
11:58 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - Snow [02:47m/160kbps/32kHz]
12:01 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - S. Carter [03:23m/128kbps/44kHz]
12:01 @ohgar • lol 128
12:04 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - We Believe In Broken Bones [04:35m/128kbps/44kHz]
12:04 @ohgar • lol 128
12:08 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - To Scale A Fish [04:45m/128kbps/44kHz]
12:08 @ohgar • lol 128
12:13 +jeff|work › np: E*vax - Renovate [04:28m/128kbps/44kHz]
12:13 @ohgar • lol 128

There is nothing funny in that.

Calm down.

I am calm.

Calmer than you are.

Calmer'n you are.

CALMIER THAN THOOOOOOUUUUUUU

<dissentience> sorry but your money's gonna be all tied up in your baby by October
<dissentience> just FYI
<dissentience> get a hotel room if you're so fucking rich
<Discussion> How would you know? You don't have a kid.
<dissentience> how do you know i don't have a kid?
<Discussion> Because you're 28 and play video games
<dissentience> that's right

I'm 28 and I play video games and I have tons of kids. Fuck you.

lol 28

(15:04) <@cheddar> oh youre back
(15:04) <@cheddar> how was your trip
(15:04) <@nemmot> good
(15:04) <@nemmot> i went to argentina
(15:04) <@cheddar> did they cry for you

that wasn't even funny

calm down

I try to connect and I get this message:

Unnable to connect java.net.connectexeption
wat

you are the connectexeption

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

that wasn't even funny

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<+Placeblob> God dammit genomer
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that wasn't even funny

ahaha, no i get it

God dammit genomer

<Whiplash7x> you know WMP never did that, WMP always tagged shit correctly and logically
<Whiplash7x> no
<SomethingShiina> WMP is garbage in every detail
<Whiplash7x> it adds media to the library
* rayrayray np: Bon Iver - Woods [04:44m/222kbps/44kHz]
<Whiplash7x> not true at all
<SomethingShiina> so what, it's a terrible program
<SomethingShiina> countless one works better
<Whiplash7x> i find WMP the best player I have used
<SomethingShiina> lol
<rayrayray> WMP is bullshit
<Whiplash7x> only thing it lacks is compatibility
<ohgar> my brand of media player is better than your brand of media player
<SomethingShiina> dude
<SomethingShiina> fucking christ
<Whiplash7x> i've never heard a good reason why
<SomethingShiina> ohgar, i will rub your balls
<Whiplash7x> i use winamp now, but that is more because my friend gave me a bunch of m4a files
<ohgar> cool
* genomer np: ISIS - Hand of the Host [10:42m/202kbps/44kHz]
<rayrayray> that's one reason every other media player is better than wmp
<ohgar> you can listen to m4a files in WMP
<ohgar> just get a codec
<ohgar> WMP can play anything with the right codec
<Whiplash7x> you can
<Whiplash7x> but it doesnt detech track length until after the fact
<ohgar> CCCP nigge
<ohgar> r
<Whiplash7x> and it has to open a new program
<SomethingShiina> oh my fucking god
* Whiplash7x is alternating sound pressure levels to hear: Soundgarden - 665 [01:37m/192Kbps/44KHz]
<ohgar> no it doesn't
<Whiplash7x> not showing the track length fucks up my scrobbling
<ohgar> i don't know what you're talking about
* ohgar is aurally absorbing the set of soundwave patterns that represent: ISIS - 20 Minutes / 40 Years (Wavering Radiant) [07:05m/200kbps/44kHz]
<ohgar> you obviously didn't install your codec correctly or got the wrong one
<ohgar> i don't even use WMP and i know more about it than you
<Whiplash7x> i've been through all that, it was balls
<ohgar> you n00b
<Whiplash7x> ohgar
<Whiplash7x> DIE
<ohgar> Whiplash7x, you're just not 1337 enough to use computers
<Whiplash7x> i have tried
<Whiplash7x> look it up
<Whiplash7x> try it yourself, if you make it work, congrats
* Whiplash7x is alternating sound pressure levels to hear: Soundgarden - Beyond The Wheel [04:21m/192Kbps/44KHz]
<Whiplash7x> but WMP doesnt have milkdrop
<ohgar> i'll look it up in my leetshun4ry
<ohgar> it says you're a noob
<Whiplash7x> so that decides what i use
<nemmot> just went through rym and got rid of a bunch of labums i don't like or probbaly will never listen to
<ohgar> you can install milkdrop on WMP too you faggot
<nemmot> i'll probably lose all that space once i catalog everything i have uncatalogged
<ohgar> visualizers are generally independent of media players
<Whiplash7x> ohgar, it doesnt work
<ohgar> unless they're shitty ones
<ohgar> like milkdrop
<Whiplash7x> i spent hours trying to make it work
<Whiplash7x> whats a good visualizer?
<ohgar> g-force
<SomethingShiina> Whiplash7x, lay down on some train tracks perfferably while listening to 128k m4as in bulky-as-fuck WMP or iTunes, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE HAND YOU AND YOU JUST TAKE IT THIS IS WHY I DRINK - THE INTERNET
<Whiplash7x> searching currently
<ohgar> hahaha
<Whiplash7x> you guys sure care what i use to listen to music with
<ohgar> you have to pay for g-force or find a working serial
<Whiplash7x> in the past
<ohgar> which i can do because i'm so leet
* SomethingShiina rubs ohgar's balls
* ohgar purrs like a walrus
<Whiplash7x> really?
<Whiplash7x> bit torrent maybe
<ohgar> no one uses bittorrent you noob
<SomethingShiina> i'm surprised you didn't mention Limewire first
<Whiplash7x> or rapidshare
<SomethingShiina> fuck
<nemmot> what's bittorrent
<ohgar> lol
<Whiplash7x> limewire? haha
<Whiplash7x> noway dude
<Whiplash7x> Morpheus
<Whiplash7x> or Kazaa
<nemmot> lol
<nemmot> LOL
<Whiplash7x> haha
<ohgar> nemmot, it's a torrent client used by non-1337 people
<Whiplash7x> i use Utorrent
<nemmot> i meant bittorrent as in the whole torrent thing
<nemmot> as a joek
<Whiplash7x> ?
<nemmot> i remember using bittorrent lolz
<cheddar> i use µtorrent, it's better
<nemmot> what a piece of dick
<Whiplash7x> ohgar doesnt joke
<Whiplash7x> he is l337
* Whiplash7x is alternating sound pressure levels to hear: Soundgarden - 667 [01:04m/192Kbps/44KHz]
<nemmot> you really use kazaa Whiplash7x?
<Whiplash7x> and maybe slightly homosexual
<Whiplash7x> ....
<Whiplash7x> nemmot
<Whiplash7x> where are you right now
<nemmot> in heaven
<cheddar> lol Whiplash7x uses kazaa what a n00b!
<Whiplash7x> <+Whiplash7x> i use Utorrent
<nemmot> Utorrent
<Whiplash7x> <+Whiplash7x> i use Utorrent
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<cheddar> Fuck
* Whiplash7x is alternating sound pressure levels to hear: Soundgarden - Mood For Trouble [04:25m/192Kbps/44KHz]
<nemmot> Q hates Whiplash7x so much
<ohgar> Q was tired of your shit Whiplash7x
<ohgar> hivemind
<nemmot> he just couldn't take it anymore

Good god, I wanna join the fun but the chat won't load for me.

use actual irc

<+Whiplash7x> and i just ate a pot cookie
<@Bacong> I am drinking water
* @Bacong is listening to Sun Kil Moon - Tonight In Bilbao (April) 9:28@258kbps
<@Bacong> Dear Friend,
<@Bacong> Compliments of the season and my best wishes to you, I apologize if the contents here under are contrary to your moral ethics, but please treat with
<@Bacong> absolute secrecy and personal.
<@Bacong> My name is Mr. Clarence Lim, I'm a Singaporean and a seasoned Banker with Malaysia HSBC Bank (Malaysia office), am as well an account officer to a
<@Bacong> deceased customer of our bank, we lost this customer in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.
<@Bacong> http://asc-india.org/lib/20041226-sumatra.htm and his account of US$19.761 million with us have been unclaimed due to unavailability of next of
<@Bacong> kin/relatives to claim his estate.
<@Bacong> In accordance with the escheat laws in Malaysia as a kingdom, the board of directors of the bank met forth night ago and resolved to turn the estate of the deceased over to Government having waited for too long without the deceased relatives/next of kin surfacing property and if this is done, invariably, the funds will end up to become Government property and it is as a result of this that am moved to contact you considering
<@Bacong> the fact that you share almost the same name with the deceased.
<@Bacong> In view of this, I am seeking your cooperation and understanding to stand as the deceased next of kin to enable us claim the inheritance before the period given by the bank elapse. If you are interested and in agreement with me, get back to me quickly and I will send to you all our bank contacts and the information you may need to proceed without coming to Malaysia, and be rest assured that it is risk free project and the
<@Bacong> proceedings will be shared 50% each once the fund are repatriated into your account anywhere in the world.
<@Bacong> Please reply immediately with your information including your telephone number for easy communication and oral discussion.
<@Bacong> I await your prompt response immediately.
<@Bacong> Best Regards.
<@Bacong> Mr. Clarence Lim.
* @Bacong is listening to Sun Kil Moon - Blue Orchids (April) 5:56@260kbps
<+Whiplash7x> holy shit Bacong
<+Whiplash7x> thats great news
<@Bacong> yeah
<@Bacong> I'm fuckin rich!!
<+Whiplash7x> whoa
<+Whiplash7x> thats a lot of money
<@Bacong> I just gave him my info
<@Bacong> rrr
<+Whiplash7x> how much is 19 million malaysian in american dollars
<@Bacong> read bro!!!
<@Bacong> US 19 million
<+Whiplash7x>
<+Whiplash7x> oh shit
<+Whiplash7x> i was like, your getting a few grand
<+Whiplash7x> now i'm like
<+Whiplash7x> AHHHH
<@Bacong> I can't believe I'm fucking RICH
<@Bacong> I never have to work again!!!
<+Whiplash7x> dude
<@Bacong> WHAT'
<+Gammo> ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
<+Whiplash7x> can you spare 30 grand, i have student loans and if those go away, i can really get my life going
<@Bacong> DUDE I HAVE 19 MILLION
<+Whiplash7x> sooo.....
<@Bacong> FUCK YES
<+Whiplash7x> ALRIGHT
<+Whiplash7x> o/
<@Bacong> \$
<+Whiplash7x> damn, iz gots the dolla head
<+Whiplash7x> and now i am feeling high
<@Bacong> Time to go tell everyone I'm rich
<+Whiplash7x> so dumb of me to eat that at 4 am
<@Bacong>
* Bacong is now known as Bacong|MONEY
<+Whiplash7x> 21107 SE 271st ST, Covington WA, 98042
<+Whiplash7x> BACONG
<+Whiplash7x> i'll take cashiers check or pay pal
<@Bacong|MONEY> paypal would rape on fees
<@Bacong|MONEY> BRB
<+Whiplash7x> you might be able to transfer it through the bank though
<@Bacong|MONEY> Whiplash7x
<@Bacong|MONEY> tell 5/8 for me



tl;dr:

BACONG IS 19 MILLION DOLLARS RICHER AND SHIT JUST GOT REAL YA'LL!!! START THE ASS KISSING!!!

\$

<prmanentmorning> <Nemmet> pls don't , do tis
<Surly> tis?
<prmanentmorning> tis?
<genomer> tis?
<ohgar> tits?
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fuck

<DeadSoul|pub> great night out!
* DeadSoul|pub is now known as DeadSoul
<DeadSoul> fuck people
<DeadSoul> who needs friends
<DeadSoul> BIG FUCKING PISSUP FOR MR. 25 YEARS OLD
<DeadSoul> cunt didn'te even recognise my birthday two weeks prior
<DeadSoul> fuck him
<DeadSoul> i'm done with people
<DeadSoul> haha so emo
<DeadSoul> i hate myself
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