#fiveeight IRC chatroom

Ha, you really did. That's actually pretty cool.

<Cheesus> mathaboy number-of-stars-in-the-universe
<mathboy> 0 u idot

god, why the hyphens? this would have been amazing:

<Cheesus> mathaboy number of stars in the universe
<mathboy> no space idiot fuker

if only

the woodpecker sighs

Messed up

I get kicked so often.

You have the tendency to act like a bit of a douchebag, that's why.

But I still like you.

<ofchampions> i want time signatures.
<ofchampions> can i make this thing have time signatures?

5/8 in 4/4 plz

You have nothing on me.

01:08 +Overtone • why is the drum sound on City of Echoes so shitty?
01:08 +genomer • because the drummer is shitty too
01:08 +genomer • KA-SNAP
01:08 +genomer • OH FUCK
01:08 +genomer • brun

[18:58] <+Placeblob> I wish I always smelled good
[18:58] <+Placeblob> sometimes, after I poop
[18:58] <+Placeblob> my butt smells
[18:58] * nemmet sets mode: -v Placeblob
[18:58] <+bradar> LOL

LOL

only sometimes

[09:56:33] <@Bacong> All mods must be uppity cunts and make completely unprovoked and uncalled for personal attacks on members, whether or not they are even around.
[09:56:40] <@Bacong> Spyral2112 you're a fucking loser
[09:56:40] <+vizui> spyral
[09:56:47] * vizui was kicked by Bacong (Bacong)

Boo-hoo

<Discussion> Try to step up dissentience I swear to god
<dissentience> i'm stepping, fuckhead
<Discussion> I will make you cry
<dissentience> do it






I am laughing so fucking hard.

Fuck

It would be cool if I could be unbanned from my laptop IP.

I'll be less of a douche.

lol you got banned

I don't know why. I think bacong or cheddar did it randomly.

probably bacong

He loves me.

Bacong loves Vaseline on toast.

I thought Vegemite was Vaseline here for a second

[18:03:02] <+dissentience> Alec Baldwin is so amazing in this show
[18:03:02] <@Elii> yeah he is
[18:12:02] <+Spyral2112> i saw en episode of 30 rock once
[18:12:02] <+Spyral2112> did not smile
[18:13:02] <+Spyral2112> BRB LMAO
[18:13:02] * +Spyral2112 (~Syral@67-42-111-41.tukw.qwest.net) Quit (Quit)
[18:14:02] <+dissentience> i don't think Jerald has the mental capacity to process subtle/dry humour
[18:15:02] <+dissentience> he hates ATHF and doesn't like 30 Rock
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[18:15:02] * Elii sets mode: +v Spyral2112
[18:15:02] <@Elii> no he just likes fart jokes
[18:15:02] <+dissentience> yeah
[18:15:02] <+Spyral2112> me?
[18:15:02] <+dissentience> no
[18:15:02] <@Elii> no
[18:15:02] <+Spyral2112> oh
[18:15:02] <+Spyral2112> because i do
[18:15:02] <+Spyral2112> i like when my kitty intends to meow
[18:15:02] <+ltd> lolol
[18:15:02] <+Spyral2112> but no sound comes out
[18:16:02] <+ltd> stop choking her then
[18:16:02] <+Spyral2112> NO
[18:16:02] <+Spyral2112> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
[18:16:02] <+ltd> OK
[18:16:02] <+Spyral2112> UR NOT THE BOSS UV ME
[18:16:02] <+sivrylle> lool

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[15:15] <+dissentience> genomer what's with the Facebook Gold bullshit
[15:15] <@nemmot> yeah man
[15:15] <@nemmot> what the fuck
[15:15] <+dissentience> "This image requires a Facebook GOLD account"
[15:16] <@nemmot> get a facebook gold account dissentience
[15:16] <+dissentience> show me where to
[15:16] <+dissentience> cause i Googled it and i can't find shit
[15:18] <@brb_> Tootled
[15:18] <@brb_> wait oops
[15:18] <@brb_> Googled*
[15:18] <+dissentience> shut the fuck up nfury8ing
[15:18] <@brb_> yeah nfury8ing
[15:18] <@brb_> who the fuck do you tihnk you are
[15:18] <@brb_> think
[15:21] <@bradar> haha yeah, i found it interesting to see who's checking me out
[15:21] <+dissentience> is it free or does it cost money?
[15:24] <+genomer> it costs money, but they've been picking out randoms like they did with last.fm subscriber status
[15:24] <+dissentience> fuck
[15:24] <+dissentience> i hope i get it
[15:24] <@bradar> lol Kempsey
[15:24] <+genomer> they've given it to a lot of people I think
[15:24] <+genomer> I know bradar and moonmang have it
[15:24] <+dissentience> not to me
[15:24] <+dissentience> fuckers
[15:25] <+genomer> it's probably like, 1 in 4 people or something
[15:25] <@nemmot> what are you guys talking about
[15:25] <@bradar> facebook gold
[15:25] <+dissentience> Facebook Gold
[15:25] <@nemmot> oh
[15:25] <@nemmot> yeah i got that
[15:25] <+dissentience> ok so you have it too
[15:25] <+dissentience> right?
[15:25] <+genomer> yes you nigger
[15:25] <+dissentience> fuck
[15:25] <+dissentience> i hate you guys
[15:25] <+dissentience> fuck
[15:25] <@bradar> lol
[15:26] <+genomer> just pay for it when they make it public
[15:26] <+dissentience> yeah
[15:26] <+genomer> I don't think the gold status is permanent anyway
[15:26] <+dissentience> i don't think i should have to fucking PAY for social networking though
[15:26] <+dissentience> they already have fucking ads
[15:26] <@nemmot> well the economy's down dissentience
[15:26] <+dissentience> not that i see the ads ever olol
[15:27] <+genomer> facebook gold has no ads
[15:27] <@nemmot> it's like a utopia
[15:27] <+genomer> that dissentience is not a part of
[15:27] <@bradar> [14:26] <+genomer> I don't think the gold status is permanent anyway
[15:27] <@bradar> its likely the free ones they've given out will expire, yeah

STOP KICKING ME

OK, we did, and banned you instead.

Have a nice day!

<elisabeth23> australia, is like, the worlds garbage can
<elisabeth23> you dont really care about it, unless you need to throw something away

good analogy

I guess

I had a better one, but I didn't save it.

That's funny because Courtney's orifices are #fiveeight's garbage can.

<ltd> elii
* Elii (~Elii@pool-68-162-0-99.nwrk.east.verizon.net) has joined #fiveeight
* ohgar sets mode: +v Elii
* Q sets mode: +o Elii
<Spyral2112> how the fuck did you do that?

magicks

told her to join?

also

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* Elii sets mode: +v Genomer
<+Genomer> guys, my computer is well and truly fucked
<+Genomer> I'm probably going to have to destroy every file I have
<+Genomer> including all my fucking music
<+Genomer> although on the other hand, I met some girl that was kissing me because I'd heard of Frank Zappa
<+Genomer> shit, eh?
<+Genomer> also I talked about prog and free jazz with one of the barristers from work
<+Genomer> and found out that my old computer teacher from high school likes Opeth and Meshuggah
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No one ever suspects the ping timeout.

fuck all of you



[14:17] <+beddar> Dear America
[14:17] <+beddar> please send the sun back over here
[14:17] <+beddar> i have to go to work and its dark
[14:18] <+beddar> love
[14:18] <+beddar> bradar
[14:20] <+curby> whaddya' want, beddar? you want the sun?
[14:20] <+curby> i'll throw a rope up there and lasso it for ya
[14:20] <+curby> of course the sun'll burn up the rope
[14:20] <+curby> so
[14:20] <+curby> gah i gotta get outta this town
[14:20] <+curby> gotta see the world
[14:20] <+curby> fuc
[14:20] <+curby> i'm gonna kill myself
[14:20] <+curby> hey who's that guy
[14:20] <+curby> i'll save him instead
[14:20] <+curby> hey who are you? whaa?
[14:20] <+curby> hey everyone!
[14:20] <+curby> what you don't recognize me?
[14:20] <+curby> shit
[14:20] <+curby> aw man i wish i hadn't wished i hadn't ever lived
[14:21] <+curby> hey fam.
[14:21] <+curby> you gotz cash? fuck, awesome!
[14:21] <+curby> that's all folks!
[14:21] <+curby> duh duh duh duh duh DUH

(16:15) <+Gabcong> nhl 09 may be the best sport game ever after blades of steel on the NES
(16:16) <+dissentience> Blades of Steel is shit
(16:16) <+dissentience> hahaha
(16:16) <+dissentience> GET THE PASS
(16:16) <+dissentience> GET THE PASS
(16:16) <+dissentience> GET THE PASS
(16:16) <+Gabcong> WHAT
(16:16) <+dissentience> that game blows
(16:16) <+Gabcong> fuck man I might just go where you live and blow your cock on my face

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<+mattbrat> durnk

dunno why, but that made me lol.

02:40 +moonmang • Bacong
02:40 +Bacong • moonmang
02:40 +moonmang • if i right click start and click OPEN
02:40 +moonmang • it opens the start menu
02:40 +Bacong • no way