#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. stroker is reborn

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  1. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    (19:57) <+stroker> beep boop john choi chub club
  2. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    [01:07:31] [+stroker] i am 300lb neckbeard
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    [01:12:13] [@Bacong] sivril you need a beard nigga
    [01:12:16] [+sivril] i have one atm
    [01:12:20] [@Bacong] pix
    [01:12:20] [+stroker] send pix of elisabeth masturbating>
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    [03:55:56] [+stroker] i bless the rains down in africa?
  6. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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  7. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    just wait till he says "i am stupid slut dating mohawk"
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  8. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    I'll fight you.
  9. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    you two should just hook up
  10. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    yes, we should

    hi kim :)
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  11. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    (19:05) <+stroker> well i dont want to post dtf: <picture of justjen masturbating> then 5/8: <picture of elisabeth masturbating> then it's perfect for getting stabbed in forum memes over to sun kil moon - floating (floating into going to argue with a brand set up in a subway bring out of walter white and their service as part of it
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    [19:36:49] [+stroker] americans are dumb
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  13. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [19:37:59] [+stroker] .jpg <-- eric cioe's semen
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    [12:53:05] <+stroker> boss hog egg nog keepin you fucked constantly saying weird about specifics
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    [14:51:01] <+stroker> eating a fuck is batman
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  16. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [12:22] <+stroker> stroker welcomes friskyringo into dc and jam with liquor
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    [22:23:50] [+stroker] mofo_, this isn't amazing, but i am going to troll man
  18. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [07:39] <+stroker> someone's hax0ring ur fridge son
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    [23:00:22] <@bacong> band
    [23:00:34] <+sivril> ur in a band?
    [23:00:34] <+stroker> like, a mallcore band?
    [23:00:41] <+dissentience> lol
    [23:00:56] <@bacong> yeah stroker
    [23:00:57] <+stroker> and stroker hated them, but they never been kissed
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  20. srvl not today

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    <stroker> gosh it sure what its a bunch of former grandia/lunar people dont believe im gonna go make sense
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    [23:17:22] <stroker> more likely than aliens invent sexuality in the existence of god!
  22. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [00:38:56] [+dissentience] what the fuck
    [00:38:56] [+stroker] yeah you're a shit cunt
  23. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [21:44:15] * Q sets mode: +v fritopolos
    [21:44:23] * fritopolos is now known as fluorescent269
    [21:44:31] <+nfm> fritopolis
    [21:44:49] <+nfm> in the future frito-lay becomes a multi-billion dollar conglomeration and starts its own city
    [21:44:49] <+stroker> when suddenly everything becomes king of the booger video
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    [22:23] <+stroker> but i was thinking and shit in the pool, polishing the banister, polishing the dagger
  25. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Holy fuck :rollin
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  26. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    17:59 <+nfury8ingu> are you drunk?
    17:59 <+wilsong> nop
    17:59 <+stroker> yop, nop, nop, nop, nop nop nop nop nop

    stroker is
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  27. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [18:09] <stroker> short hair = nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop
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  28. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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  29. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [08:24] <+stroker> shits fucked u cuz im fuckin americans
  30. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [08:25] <+stroker> friskyringo`, sure the cancer center did you have a big audio commentary by track of men get raped?
  31. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [23:29:54] [+stroker] i remember forrest gump
  32. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    [00:04:26] <stroker> good, the forum exists
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  33. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    [00:25:05] <stroker> bradar np: john mayer - not getting coffee featuring guttamouth and majik most
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    [00:30:20] [+nfm] i wonder if anyone was real excited to get plans on release day and they looked at the track list and thought that song would be about british folk
    [00:30:21] [+stroker] i love traditional folk music
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    [00:30:51] [+stroker] im never eating chocolate chip cookies
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    [00:34:17] [+fluorescent269] im just going to melt the carpet into hard plastic flooring
    [00:34:26] [+fluorescent269] that way spills can't soak in anymore
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    [00:38:49] [@bacong] my neighbor has a gym membership
    [00:38:55] [@bacong] gonna start goin with him
    [00:38:58] [@bacong] he has a guest pass
    [00:39:00] [@bacong] it'll be neat
    [00:39:01] [+stroker] it'll suck
  38. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [01:04:32] [+fluorescent269] i wish i would've had my gun back then
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    09:10 <+nfm> stroker nop
    09:10 <+nfm> stroker nop
    09:10 <+stroker> nfm: nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop
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    [23:12] <+bradar> stroker, what's the best thing about australia
    [23:12] <+stroker> rathma im going to australia
  41. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [20:23:32] [+stroker] and nemmet's weed store
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    nemmet hook me up
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  43. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    03:38 <+stroker> lolling so hard candy niggas always be trippin
  44. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [15:45] <stroker> and then you die from me, nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop but thank you
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    [15:47:16] [@bacong] maybe if you were as funny or as enjoyable to be around as me
    [15:47:17] [+stroker] wilcaz is as enjoyable
    [15:47:22] [+wilsong] sounds like the worst kind of friends
    [15:47:24] [@bacong] yeah I agree stroker
    [15:47:25] [+wilsong] thank you stroker
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    [15:52:20] [+stroker] god i didnt nut in her eye vision) [04:31m/237kbps/44khz]
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    [15:52] <stroker> he grabs between the buried and me - man in the south isn't a bad
  48. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    (01:55) <+stroker> reddit is fucking foreveralone neckbeard thing
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    [19:17] <+stroker> dissentience, i forgot to get wilsong
    [19:17] <+dissentience> so get him stroker, why are you telling me?
    [19:17] <+nmf> stroker was supposed to pick up wilsong on the way to dissentience's birthday party
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  50. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    [05:56:51] <stroker> bacong ain't hurtin nobody
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