#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

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  1. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [22:24:25] <+stroker> man, i didn't get voted off work


    better luck next time stroker
  2. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [23:49:27] <+stroker> fuckin cunts, let's get drunk roommate would bang togawa jun tagawa


    togawa jun tagawa
  3. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    23:21 <+stroker> that's what i mean sex!!!!!!!

    stroker is a 12-year old who just wants to be understood
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  4. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [23:43:16] [+stroker] i read it--its short and even then, i couldn't see you purchased homes and shit
    [23:43:25] [@Bacong] yeah I agree
    [23:43:26] [+stroker] we agree on that one mexican restaurant
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  5. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    [23:15] <+stroker> black guy stealing a car
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  6. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [00:16:51] [+e1378|feel] fucking animal collective stealing my ideas
    [00:16:52] [+stroker] black guy stealing a car
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  7. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    [23:24] <+stroker> bcg is listening to the mavs are done math701, the correct answer was jerry lewis
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  8. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [00:32:08] [+stroker] hmm, ulver are cool i already know stroker could have continued that i will end for the other albums to wolfgang amadeus mozart - especially towards muslim sluts


    wolfgang amadeus mozart - especially towards muslim sluts
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  9. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [02:00:40] [+stroker] turner, porcello/scherzer for ubaldo lol
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  10. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    02:00 <+stroker> dissentience is a snowflake that can't lose bro
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  11. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [23:19:46] <@FriskyRingo`> if i drink enough, will cognacad die?
    [23:19:53] <@kidgloves> we can only hope
    [23:20:11] <@FriskyRingo`> i'm going to try


    snippet from andrew lloyd webber's newest musical
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  12. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    old stroker is back
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  13. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    22:44 <+stroker> god damn you tight, freezing cold and alone tonight (give up, 2008) [626kbps .flac, 26.57 mb]
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  14. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [20:01:39] <+nmf> 23:00 +e1379|feel • you deride my identification of your derision
    [20:01:40] <+nmf> 23:00 +e1379|feel • dis is sum meta shit
    [20:01:45] <+nmf> derrida would have some shit to say about this
    [20:01:52] <+e1379|feel> fuck
    [20:02:27] <+e1379|feel> do you have anything to add, derek-sivrli
    [20:02:50] <+e1379|feel> new poll idea
    [20:02:50] <+stroker> the poll private though
    [20:02:55] <+e1379|feel> derrida vs flo rida
    [20:02:55] <+stroker> flo rida > lil' kim.
    [20:03:02] <+e1379|feel> gonna do it right now
    [20:03:16] <+sivrli> i went to derry high school
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  15. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [19:16] <+stroker> my aunty is listening to john coltrane and being high i dunno really
    [19:16] <@bradar> lol stroker
    [19:16] <+stroker> stroker
    [19:18] <@zorbo> sounds liek your aunty is awesome stroker
    [19:18] <+stroker> my aunty just called me weird?
    [19:19] <@zorbo> you are!
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  16. wilcaz The 1%

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    [16:01] <stroker> ray np: aesop rock - the field level of verbosity to the galaxy, and she know he posts to rape
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  17. wilcaz The 1%

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    [16:16] <stroker> the only worthwhile japs can't do spicy goodness of elves [bee thousand faps amirite
  18. wilcaz The 1%

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  19. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [14:22:04] <+sivrli> i was quite happy with target chicken patties
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  20. nfury8ing ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็)

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    [00:55:25] <+stroker> uh oh, well stroker needs someone to talk shit about people not

    rude
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  21. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [22:33:48] <@FriskyRingo`> goddammit i forgot to buy charcoal
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  22. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [00:49:49] <+stroker> who must not be able to teleport my fist
  23. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [20:14] <@zorbo> every swedish word sounds like a product from ikea
    [20:14] <+stroker> home cooked breakfast at ikea on new year's festival.
    [20:14] <@zorbo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammis
    [20:14] <@zorbo> a nice lamp
    [20:15] <@bradar> lol
    [20:15] <@bradar> sounds good, stroker
    [20:15] <+stroker> pedal is gone away so far from being good, stroker needs to make something like right fucking churning them out right where i live @ therapy sessions, ) [320kbps .mp3]
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  24. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [20:21] <+stroker> bradar np: bruce dickinson - le temple de milo out of his cholesterol apparently
  25. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [10:27:03] <@kid_gloves|work> im going to buy 200,000 ps3s
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  26. wilcaz The 1%

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    [13:40] <wilsong> moonmang is laughing at you now
    [13:40] <stroker> i'm laughing my balls off
  27. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    irc wont let me fucking connect, for the first time ever, it doesn't go from "exit" to "connect" =( i have expired ther evaluation period faggot kahaled m bay or whatever the fuck the faggots name is
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  28. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    that's Mr. Khaled Mardam-Bey to you
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  29. srvl not today

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    [01:16] <+dissentience> anyway
    [01:16] <@zorbo> and amy poehler
    [01:17] <+dissentience> going to lay down
    [01:17] <+stroker> just lay the fuck off, we're full
    [01:17] <+dissentience> peace niggas
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  30. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [16:59:37] [+stroker] i get 4 eighths for 60
    [16:59:42] [+sivril] decent turnaround ohgar
    [16:59:48] [@Bacong] god damn that's a good price stroker
    [16:59:53] [+sivril] stroker thats a fucking amazing price
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  31. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [17:51:10] <@bradar> brb im going to lay a nice big shit in the toilet

    have fun
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  32. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:45:50] [+stroker] mofo_ do me
  33. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    stroker gets straight to the point
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  34. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    [4:23am] <stroker>
    the nfl is back!
    [4:23am] <Bacong>
    not yet stroker
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  35. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    oblique reference to kousuke fukudome
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  36. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [23:29:59] <+nmf> i remember you listening to BT in your room with the takk and lateralus posters

    quintessential 5/8 IRC-tinychat late-00s reminiscence right here
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  37. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    02:31 +stroker • what is your availability for the touch her vagina alright
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  38. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    02:31 <@e1386|pls> remember when aaronius fapped to placeblob's tits
    02:31 <+stroker> also aaronius fapped to placebo's mantits
    02:31 <@e1386|pls> right, stroker
    02:31 <+stroker> i shouldn't be right, you
    02:31 <@e1386|pls> aww, thanks man
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  39. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    02:40 <@Bacong> uh
    02:40 <@Bacong> *ugh
    02:40 <@Bacong> kik
    02:40 <@Bacong> *lol
    02:40 <@Bacong> sup zorbo
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  40. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [23:11] <@kid_gloves> i only ended up using 3 modular cables
    [23:11] <@kid_gloves> and one of them is only powering a single fan lol
    [23:11] <@zorbo> same
    [23:11] <@zorbo> no 4
    [23:12] <+stroker> answer: 4
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  41. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [00:03] <@bradar> we cud have had it al
    [00:03] <@zorbo> dolan in the deep
    [00:03] <+stroker> i love how dolan comics aren't b lack
    [00:03] <@zorbo> LOL
    [00:03] <@bradar> agreed
    [00:03] <@zorbo> good cuz i am hatin dem nigges
  42. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [08:41:08] <+fluorescent164> gotta go do shit here in a minute
    [08:41:13] <+fluorescent164> gotta brush my wet hair
    [08:41:14] <+fluorescent164> and pony tail it


    :333 it's the first day of junior high for fluorescent164 the school girl
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  43. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [16:00:31] [+wilsong] i only have like
    [16:00:35] [+wilsong] 10 5/8 friends on fb
    [16:00:53] [+wilsong] irc crew
    [16:00:59] [+wilsong] and then sarah and genomer added me for some reason
    [16:01:04] [@Bacong] sarah :3
    [16:01:04] [+stroker] then also sarah silverman
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  44. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [16:09:59] [+stroker] wtf he scratched my ass
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  45. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Does she still exist? I haven't seen her post in forever and I can't find her on facebook anymore.
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