#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

[22:24:25] <+stroker> man, i didn't get voted off work


better luck next time stroker

[23:49:27] <+stroker> fuckin cunts, let's get drunk roommate would bang togawa jun tagawa


togawa jun tagawa

23:21 <+stroker> that's what i mean sex!!!!!!!

stroker is a 12-year old who just wants to be understood

[23:15] <+stroker> black guy stealing a car

[23:24] <+stroker> bcg is listening to the mavs are done math701, the correct answer was jerry lewis

02:00 <+stroker> dissentience is a snowflake that can't lose bro

[23:19:46] <@FriskyRingo`> if i drink enough, will cognacad die?
[23:19:53] <@kidgloves> we can only hope
[23:20:11] <@FriskyRingo`> i'm going to try


snippet from andrew lloyd webber's newest musical

old stroker is back

22:44 <+stroker> god damn you tight, freezing cold and alone tonight (give up, 2008) [626kbps .flac, 26.57 mb]

[20:01:39] <+nmf> 23:00 +e1379|feel • you deride my identification of your derision
[20:01:40] <+nmf> 23:00 +e1379|feel • dis is sum meta shit
[20:01:45] <+nmf> derrida would have some shit to say about this
[20:01:52] <+e1379|feel> fuck
[20:02:27] <+e1379|feel> do you have anything to add, derek-sivrli
[20:02:50] <+e1379|feel> new poll idea
[20:02:50] <+stroker> the poll private though
[20:02:55] <+e1379|feel> derrida vs flo rida
[20:02:55] <+stroker> flo rida > lil' kim.
[20:03:02] <+e1379|feel> gonna do it right now
[20:03:16] <+sivrli> i went to derry high school

[19:16] <+stroker> my aunty is listening to john coltrane and being high i dunno really
[19:16] <@bradar> lol stroker
[19:16] <+stroker> stroker
[19:18] <@zorbo> sounds liek your aunty is awesome stroker
[19:18] <+stroker> my aunty just called me weird?
[19:19] <@zorbo> you are!

[14:22:04] <+sivrli> i was quite happy with target chicken patties

[00:55:25] <+stroker> uh oh, well stroker needs someone to talk shit about people not

rude

[22:33:48] <@FriskyRingo`> goddammit i forgot to buy charcoal

[00:49:49] <+stroker> who must not be able to teleport my fist

[20:14] <@zorbo> every swedish word sounds like a product from ikea
[20:14] <+stroker> home cooked breakfast at ikea on new year's festival.
[20:14] <@zorbo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammis
[20:14] <@zorbo> a nice lamp
[20:15] <@bradar> lol
[20:15] <@bradar> sounds good, stroker
[20:15] <+stroker> pedal is gone away so far from being good, stroker needs to make something like right fucking churning them out right where i live @ therapy sessions, ) [320kbps .mp3]

[20:21] <+stroker> bradar np: bruce dickinson - le temple de milo out of his cholesterol apparently

[10:27:03] <@kid_gloves|work> im going to buy 200,000 ps3s

irc wont let me fucking connect, for the first time ever, it doesn't go from "exit" to "connect" =( i have expired ther evaluation period faggot kahaled m bay or whatever the fuck the faggots name is

that's Mr. Khaled Mardam-Bey to you

[01:16] <+dissentience> anyway
[01:16] <@zorbo> and amy poehler
[01:17] <+dissentience> going to lay down
[01:17] <+stroker> just lay the fuck off, we're full
[01:17] <+dissentience> peace niggas

[17:51:10] <@bradar> brb im going to lay a nice big shit in the toilet

have fun

oblique reference to kousuke fukudome

[23:29:59] <+nmf> i remember you listening to BT in your room with the takk and lateralus posters

quintessential 5/8 IRC-tinychat late-00s reminiscence right here

02:31 +stroker • what is your availability for the touch her vagina alright

02:31 <@e1386|pls> remember when aaronius fapped to placeblob's tits
02:31 <+stroker> also aaronius fapped to placebo's mantits
02:31 <@e1386|pls> right, stroker
02:31 <+stroker> i shouldn't be right, you
02:31 <@e1386|pls> aww, thanks man

02:40 <@Bacong> uh
02:40 <@Bacong> *ugh
02:40 <@Bacong> kik
02:40 <@Bacong> *lol
02:40 <@Bacong> sup zorbo

[23:11] <@kid_gloves> i only ended up using 3 modular cables
[23:11] <@kid_gloves> and one of them is only powering a single fan lol
[23:11] <@zorbo> same
[23:11] <@zorbo> no 4
[23:12] <+stroker> answer: 4

[00:03] <@bradar> we cud have had it al
[00:03] <@zorbo> dolan in the deep
[00:03] <+stroker> i love how dolan comics aren't b lack
[00:03] <@zorbo> LOL
[00:03] <@bradar> agreed
[00:03] <@zorbo> good cuz i am hatin dem nigges

[08:41:08] <+fluorescent164> gotta go do shit here in a minute
[08:41:13] <+fluorescent164> gotta brush my wet hair
[08:41:14] <+fluorescent164> and pony tail it


:333 it's the first day of junior high for fluorescent164 the school girl

Does she still exist? I haven't seen her post in forever and I can't find her on facebook anymore.