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  1. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [21:41:00] <@zorbo> fuck yeah most days
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 6, 2012
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  2. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [20:21] <+stroker> itunes doesn't have an amazing 300g porterhouse
    bradar, Apr 6, 2012
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  3. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [06:21:58] [+stroker] itunes doesn't have an amazing 300g porterhouse
    [06:22:53] [@bradar] i wouldn't expect it to
    [06:22:53] [+stroker] what do you expect from the future cellmate fluorescent137
    [06:23:11] [@bradar] maybe a nice porterhouse
    Bacong, Apr 6, 2012
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  4. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [20:31] <+fluorescent157> e1350|away i just had a dream that you were the pilot of the airplane i was on
    [20:31] <+stroker> also e1350|away is gonna make some games i don't dislike itunes

    stroker can forgive them for not selling steak
    bradar, Apr 6, 2012
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  5. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [08:43:55] <+stroker> kurt cobain would have ben 10 programs running at anytime before noon breakfast i had a soldano
    椎名林檎, Apr 6, 2012
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  6. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [08:43:33] <+stroker> fuck yeah same motivation to shut the fuck jeff tweedy impertinence of my grandparents because i just wanted to john petrucci - under the surface is generally give more time i'm just gonna go freelance and skyrim is listening to imminent sonic destruction - a token 5/8 more times than a 90% success of the episode, did buy is name/description to shit
    [08:43:43] <@ohgarjedeye> calm down stroker
    [08:43:44] <+stroker> calm like a bomb it was
    椎名林檎, Apr 6, 2012
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  7. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [11:26] <+stroker> dik_golves pls

    [IMG]
    bradar, Apr 6, 2012
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  8. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [18:52:27] <+stroker> chibi yoda
    椎名林檎, Apr 6, 2012
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  9. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [11:07:28] <+ltd> good god avril lavigne is so fucking sexy
    椎名林檎, Apr 7, 2012
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  10. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [11:34:36] <@FriskyRingo> kid_gloves
    [11:34:37] <@FriskyRingo> kid_gloves
    [11:34:37] <@FriskyRingo> kid_gloves
    [11:34:38] <@FriskyRingo> kid_gloves
    [11:34:56] <@FriskyRingo> $2,133,061


    can i have some
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 7, 2012
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  11. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    uh
    Lashie, Apr 7, 2012
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  12. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    ui know rite brother
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 7, 2012
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  13. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [15:18:37] [+e1351] dat feel when you find a new band that consistently writes fucking awesome melodies
    [15:26:44] • +viz : Dream Theater - Bridges in the Sky [A Dramatic Turn Of Events] [11:01m/321kbps/44kHz]
    Bacong, Apr 7, 2012
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  14. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    :lol
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 7, 2012
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  15. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [16:00:21] <@ohgar> she stopped by my house one time and i gave her a laptop in drag
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 7, 2012
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  16. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [09:39] <+stroker> wait don't you live subscription because of those fags on the elitism that sentence probably because im unsure if you do him both were gay
    bradar, Apr 7, 2012
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  17. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [10:44] <+stroker> kem, rtl, mop, ajfa, tba, load, each lil sperm
    bradar, Apr 7, 2012
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  18. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [04:07:00] [+stroker] bacong is an aboriginal or torres strait islander
    Bacong, Apr 8, 2012
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  19. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <ohgar> my grandma passed away this morning
    <Bacong> sorry ohgar
    <ohgar> it's ok
    <mofo_> :( sorry to hear that
    <stroker> oh sorry for her career will be focusing more on wake the dead
    ogrejedi, Apr 8, 2012
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  20. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <dissentience> yep
    <stroker> yep i have a huge cock
    ogrejedi, Apr 8, 2012
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  21. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [6:00pm] stroker: math721 save some of a cadillac escalade, the n64 was free jr baconators
    wilcaz, Apr 8, 2012
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  22. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    (22:01) ••• Join: (tjon) (~asdf@129.207.184.120)
    (22:01) ••• (zorbo) sets mode: (+v tjon)
    (22:01) <+stroker> everyone knows its tjon
    dissentience, Apr 8, 2012
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  23. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    (that's me!)
    moonmang, Apr 8, 2012
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  24. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [21:28:45] <+stroker> np: gy!be - dummy
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 9, 2012
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  25. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [01:07:05] <@bradar> fark awf carnts
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 9, 2012
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  26. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [7:10pm] stroker: then i told me if it's recess everywhere but yeah it's bullshit there's only like 3 minutes, 26 seconds are so lovely lovely love [dance party in the ass for you, i'm happy to be almost died in 14 seconds she's on a very naive to ignore someone who do anything deep fried ice cube - return of the focus
    wilcaz, Apr 9, 2012
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  27. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:17:41] [+stroker] bacong is the prettiest girl
    Bacong, Apr 9, 2012
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  28. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [9:20pm] stroker: nevermind ya i don't like hm oh who compliments her...a man to kiss me, it makes it faggot
    wilcaz, Apr 9, 2012
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  29. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:45:43] [+stroker] have you seen hellboy 2 for work

    that's absurd, of course not :lol
    Bacong, Apr 9, 2012
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  30. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:53:33] [@Bacong] his bullpen stats aren't impressive either
    [21:53:34] [+stroker] bacong , they didn't see how to manage a bullpen

    stroker reckons that he would have been better if his manager put him in better situations
    Bacong, Apr 9, 2012
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  31. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:57:48] [+stroker] oh uh oh kid_gloves|work is listening to mark kozelek

    better not let bacong see! :rollin
    Bacong, Apr 9, 2012
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  32. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    I wonder if it's for work
    nomemf, Apr 9, 2012
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  33. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [23:39:57] [+stroker] bacong is such a bad dude
    Bacong, Apr 9, 2012
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  34. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [01:44:56] <+stroker> scottie pimple
    椎名林檎, Apr 10, 2012
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  35. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [19:33] * Now talking in #fiveeight
    [19:33] <+stroker> bradar np: pink floyd - hey you work
    bradar, Apr 10, 2012
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  36. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [19:52] <+stroker> didnt like crazy just passing out strawberry cake with cream
    [19:53] <@bradar> i'll have some
    [19:53] <+stroker> a kid misbehaves, i'll get it
    [19:53] <@bradar> yeah, take his cake away
    [19:53] <+stroker> i got some of the cake afterwards
    [19:53] <@bradar> i bet you fuckin did
    bradar, Apr 10, 2012
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  37. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [08:21:32] <@FriskyRingo`> LOL
    [08:21:32] <+stroker> typical postmodernist response to lost int lol
    椎名林檎, Apr 10, 2012
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  38. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [11:07:18] <+ltd> fuck yeah just ate 20 chicken wings
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 10, 2012
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  39. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    oh my god
    nomemf, Apr 10, 2012
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  40. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    [16:33] <Bacong> I've never dealt with a death of someone really that close to me
    [16:33] <wilsong> me neither Bacong
    [16:33] <kid_gloves|work> dad is 63 mom 61
    [16:33] <stroker> neither of whom know refused
    wilcaz, Apr 10, 2012
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  41. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [21:28:04] [+stroker] okay i get to spawn on top of sarah
    Bacong, Apr 10, 2012
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  42. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    parents are fucking dead
    FLAPAPATEIC, Apr 10, 2012
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  43. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    22:46 +e1356 • moonmang i don't even know if she's sexually open or conservative or anything
    22:46 moonmang • you know she's a bitch
    22:46 +stroker • fuckin bitch
    moonmang, Apr 10, 2012
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  44. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [23:40:08] [+stroker] bacong is particularly devout compared to the fife
    Bacong, Apr 10, 2012
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  45. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [21:05:30] <+stroker> http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1332478819415.gif nsfw x10000 [link snipped..it was a picture of a naked dead asian girl covered in blood who had been ejaculated on... do not post such links in GD--wilcaz]
    [21:05:40] <+wilcaz> LOL
    [21:05:42] <@Bacong> what the FUCK stroker
    [21:05:42] <+stroker> dude im in a douche stroker likes my little bit of them are like
    [21:05:43] <+wilcaz> holy fuck stroker

    lol it really is NSFW
    椎名林檎, Apr 11, 2012
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  46. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    lol
    椎名林檎, Apr 11, 2012
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  47. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    it was a dead person covered in blood in a bathtub being ejaculated on
    椎名林檎, Apr 11, 2012
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  48. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    COMEDY
    椎名林檎, Apr 11, 2012
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  49. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [03:10:06] [+stroker] i'm like uhhh lol knicks yay #kidglovesisahater
    Bacong, Apr 11, 2012
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  50. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <stroker> yeah it's common place for females lie
    ogrejedi, Apr 11, 2012
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