#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

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  1. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <stroker> i'm gonna make my roommates wonder if you and he offered her 50 bucks to buy the heart phoenix 12
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  2. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <stroker> im out of cigarettes

    I know dat feel stroker.
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  3. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <shiina_netbook> titties should be the president of the united states
    <shiina_netbook> breasts
    <ohgar> i'd vote for breasts
    <ohgar> put breasts on the ballot and i guarantee it gets 50% of the vote
    <ohgar> at least
    <shiina_netbook> i'd cum on the ballot
    <ohgar> you should do that anyway
    <ohgar> cum right on santorum's name
    <ohgar> get an absentee ballot
    <ohgar> and cum right on santorum's name
    <stroker> nobody to blame that on santorum's name
    <ohgar> that's the best idea ever
    <shiina_netbook> lol
    <shiina_netbook> it is
    <shiina_netbook> should make this a thing
    <shiina_netbook> get millions of people to do nit
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  4. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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  5. wilcaz lying on the sofa of life

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    <rathma> one summer i did a shitload of landscaping for my uncle because he asked me, and i almost threw out my back because i didnt want to dissapoint him if i couldnt get it done
    <stroker> dissapoint
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    <stroker> someone touched large tit ole biggies
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    [22:46:04] <@moonmang> sup
    [22:46:04] <+stroker> sup edna

    haha, oh man
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    [23:14:00] <+stroker> acidmommashiina is listening to death - a shropshire lad - home nucleonics [no sleep 'till bedtime] [05:29m/320kbps/44khz]
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    [15:06:05] [+stroker] lounge around ruling earth

    sounds like the job for me
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    [18:52:17] [+stroker] joe biden is hilarious
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  12. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [02:36:22] [+stroker] do you really want some dos equis amber lol
    [02:36:28] [@Bacong] yeah I'll take some
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  13. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [00:49:39] <+stroker> moonmang would like all the time <-- sup kid_gloves|wor1


    yeah kid_gloves|wor1, quit being so stingy with your likes
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  14. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <dissentience> If you take Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and make them aliens instead,
    <dissentience> you kind of just ditched half the title right there; they're no longer
    <dissentience> mutants, or turtles. For that matter, they may not qualify as teenagers,
    <dissentience> and can an alien really be a ninja?
    <dissentience> lol
    <ohgarjedeye> if a turtle can be a ninja an alien can
    <stroker> for a turtle lasts longer than anything
  15. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <fluorescent140> stroker chub boner
    <stroker> fat chub then yeah
    <fluorescent140> phat chubs and dope boners
    <stroker> shut up chubs rule
  16. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [18:13:10] [+stroker] quit meltin my icecaps
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  17. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [18:15:00] [+stroker] cant you don't think i like mars volta drummer thomas pridgen and then bradar
    [18:15:26] [+nmf] bradar was tmv's best drummer

    agreed
  18. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [15:56:56] <@moonmang> jesus
    [15:57:01] <@moonmang> too many n people


    .....
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  19. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    19:05 <+stroker> is there a blog/site dedicated to screenshots of triv for bradar

    it would be a really big help since he is unable to play, thanks
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  20. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    why cant i play? >:(
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  21. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    * Andres (~Andres@c-174-51-217-177.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #fiveeight
    <stroker> so andres
    * kid_gloves gives voice to Andres
    <Andres> so stroker
    <stroker> advice, stroker
    <Andres> sure stroker
    <stroker> i kinda wanna make sure he will fight them drink from a banjo player.
    <Andres> thanks for the advice
  22. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    This is one of the best hat tricks in 5/8 history.
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    [20:46:14] <+fluorescent141> fuck yeah gin
    [20:46:21] <+fluorescent141> get some tonic water nigga
    [20:46:30] <@FriskyRingo`> i have some
    [20:46:30] <+stroker> or some chili dogs
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    [21:10:03] <+stroker> pimp_b and andres
    [21:10:11] <@FriskyRingo`> the cutest couple, stroker
    [21:10:11] <+stroker> good looking couple, not realize this dude
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    [21:16:51] <@kid_gloves> most of the rym reviews focus on this being bad because its on a major label
    [21:16:56] <@kid_gloves> fucking indie for indies sake fans
    [21:18:03] <@kid_gloves> also they fail to realize it isnt actually a major label album
    [21:18:04] <+stroker> its 100% beef label
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  26. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    <+stroker> we just like nigger spic clits
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  27. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    <noxon> okay, that only has teh Intel HD 3000
    <fluorescent143> i have a 20" monitor
    <noxon> integrated
    <stroker> i have integrated
    <fluorescent143> not even widescreen
    <stroker> widescreen to me
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  28. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [14:34:58] <+stroker> i don't make math my career after pop videos from the helm
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    [08:31] <+stroker> bacong what i was half chub
    [08:31] <@bradar> lol
    [08:31] <+stroker> members lol
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  30. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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  31. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [11:59] <+stroker> go to view -> only way to have the single australian man

    apparently this is the way to charm bradar
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  32. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [22:07:59] [+stroker] i bought dear hunter song
    [22:08:20] [@Bacong] which one stroker
    [22:08:21] [+stroker] which one...also i have to not in most cases that's a dime too
    [22:08:32] [@Bacong] the church and the dime? good song
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  33. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [03:39:04] [+stroker] behagy you're simuing holv with shitty transients
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    [18:34] <+stroker> benhagy is annoying during xmas dinner because that's why he's ike 20 treats on the history of singles thread maybe
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  35. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [18:37] <@bradarthedog> stroker, get me a slab of vb
    [18:37] <+stroker> for a free vb in touch ur prostate
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    [11:00:48] <+stroker> i'm leaning towards selling south africans are over winning first play last night guy's butt, then i dunno, he got all pissed at it holistically
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  37. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [14:15:20] [@kid_gloves|work] i dont even bother discussing with the dude
    [14:15:20] [+stroker] two bros discussing politics with anyone else
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  38. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    [14:42:27] [@Bacong] what do you think would be too big of a computer monitor
    [14:42:32] [@Bacong] my friend just got a 32 inch
    [14:42:40] [@kid_gloves|work] thats about it
    [14:42:45] [@kid_gloves|work] my brother has a big one like that
    [14:42:53] [@Bacong] seems to big to me
    [14:42:55] [@kid_gloves|work] i just dont want to have to sit far away
    [14:42:59] [@Bacong] and pixel density isn't great
    [14:43:00] [+stroker] high density media input?
    [14:43:08] [@Bacong] yeah it has HDMI
    [14:43:20] [@Bacong] but it's high definition multimedia interface, stroker
    [14:43:20] [+stroker] yeah sounds good interface, fun of prog tends to be tough bustin' nuts
  39. LTD i....

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    <@FriskyRingo> ltd np: sad
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    [10:09] <+stroker> sonic youth loves high flavours, you guys.
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    [13:50] <@bradar> well i'm going to the shop to get some snacks
    [13:50] <+stroker> snacks to make sushi
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    [02:11:35] [+stroker] bacong is in here going fuck comic book movies and shows
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    [05:46:43] <@zorbo> zoinks



    zo
  44. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    [09:22:43] <+stroker> bluedawn - urieui daehwaneun seomgwa seom saieui simhaecheoreom al su casa
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    [13:35:35] <+stroker> you were pretty n fury 8ing isn't it lol yes it'll be better
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    [16:23:11] <+stroker> ds SOON TURN RED
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  47. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [18:18:18] <+stroker> the hunger force - santa (part 1) / 1999] [16:23]


    i actually wanna listen to that
  48. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    [20:31] <+stroker> so many people are stupid swag swag
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    23:17 <@Bacong> [23:18:11] [@Bacong] su
    23:17 <@Bacong> [23:18:12] [@Bacong] p
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