#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

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  1. 椎名林檎 Queen of Kabuki-chou

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  2. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> oh wait i've integrated my 7 email addresses into mozilla thunderbird
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  3. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> found jesus :)
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  4. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> word for something that doesn't stand is a fucking nemmet
  5. Zorbo english worms

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    :rollin

    this would have been even better with a "brb" afterwards
  6. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Must've been an accident, it happens.
  7. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    this aggression will be a fucking nemmet
  8. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> good apollo, i am going to drink imo is around here
  9. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    [23:45] <+stroker> ummmm! yay more plastic instrument music games, yay
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  10. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [19:05] <+stroker> nemmet accused me of mikachu
  11. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    <val-> nomemf is here. stroker's pulse just rose
    <stroker> a rose e'er blooming
    <ohgar> beautiful poem stroker
    <val-> for his one and only
    *** nomemf has quit
  12. moonmang Showers are rare.

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    [15:04] <+stroker> i work at apple Kimberlyand
    [15:04] <+stroker> what client are you using nemmet
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  13. moonmang Showers are rare.

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    [15:06] <+stroker> drum kit kats?
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  14. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    :lol I guess stroker got a job with macs
  15. Zorbo english worms

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    22:13:39 +stroker • ya it's just swallowed 50 pills, nemmet goes out and says, do you know, this is the manliest motherfucker ever

    nemmet

    you should be calling an ambulance

    your best friend might be dying
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  16. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [22:16] <+stroker> nomemf did you even know what i mean, i will fuck your face son house cover, a leb zorbo pops his head enormous or is just about the death rides
  17. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    :rollin :rollin
  18. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [23:30] <+stroker> wait fuck grilled cheese sandwiches now eating bowl of cereal and realize there is anyone good in it for five minutes

    edit:

    [23:31] <+DeadSoul> yeah fuck grilled cheese
    [23:31] <+DeadSoul> its all about pork chop sandwiches
    [23:31] <+stroker> chop your mom's opinions
    [23:31] <+bradar> hahahahah
    [23:31] <+DeadSoul> OH
    [23:31] <+bradar> take that
    [23:31] <+bradar> fuckin snap
    [23:31] <+DeadSoul> i am defeated

    :rollin
  19. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [23:42] <+stroker> sup niggers? stupid minnows bangladeshis are included in the hole is on it, automatically invalidating anything nemmet doesnt have great opening bands
  20. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> you get wade and bosh in miami for yayo
  21. LTD gotten horf

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    12:08 stroker fucking siro is such a nemmet
  22. nomemf wow great

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    13:00 +stroker • i tried using another internet cable in my nasal infection is gone and nemmet got banned
  23. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> my hoes at best ever had lunch with butts
  24. LTD gotten horf

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    09:17 stroker basically gives them the value of towns/cities on who is pretty cute nemmet
  25. nomemf wow great

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    15:24 +stroker • let semen dribble down your throat so you can be swum in, and then gayzorbo deopd me :(
  26. nomemf wow great

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    16:00 +haurix • so I'm changing PJ Records into an all tape record label, mostly because cd-rs are kind of lame and invaluable to people.
    16:00 +haurix • wtf
    16:00 +haurix • what the hell is this guy talking about
    16:01 +haurix • way to alienate people
    16:01 +stroker • this guy doesn't think so, haurix
  27. Zorbo english worms

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    gayzorbo

    not much different from regular zorbo
  28. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    :rollin

    [12:13] <+stroker> michael jackson's necessarrily a vista problem
  29. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <Zorbo> lol
    <Zorbo> women never like anything good
    <stroker> like women of the empire, etc
  30. pm :hm

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    23:16:14 <genomer> god I'm so gay
    23:16:18 <stroker> nice genomer is gay

    stroker can finally make his move
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  31. Zorbo english worms

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    18:45:50 +benhagy • housesitting this lady's house
    18:45:53 +benhagy • watching her cats
    18:45:55 +stroker • holy cats
  32. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    [21:16:50] <+My_Son_Cool> preferrably on semen splattered vinyl
    [21:16:55] <+mathboy> eww
    [21:16:57] <+mathboy> i mean
    [21:16:57] <+mathboy> hot
    [21:17:01] <+stroker> eww mayo and i was like
    [21:17:15] <+mathboy> LOL
    [21:17:18] <+stroker> lol @ spooge
    [21:17:22] <+My_Son_Cool> LOL
    [21:17:22] <+mathboy> fuck
  33. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    <+stroker> the salvation army, wear glasses that they flew to aus first class in a hotel for
  34. nomemf wow great

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    08:39 +stroker • the problem with bioshock for me was wearing a suit and shit
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  35. LTD gotten horf

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    03:21 ltd My_Son_Cool you should be banned from 5/8 for being too much of a hipster
    03:21 My_Son_Cool ok
    03:21 stroker ok
    03:21 ltd see, stroker agrees
    03:21 stroker like that part, ltd agrees
    03:22 ltd :)
  36. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    <+stroker> lol i'm finally conscious again, time for some reason
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  37. 椎名林檎 Queen of Kabuki-chou

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  38. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [11:50] <+stroker> i came back jim o'rourke, jim white, rian murphy & will oldham
  39. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <stroker> 50 bucks to see someone cry as i ever feel good inc is a trademark registered by microsoft
  40. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [16:07] <+stroker> me feel like it would make an os that plays michael bolton in office space
  41. LTD gotten horf

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    02:01 stroker lol kid_gloves is nemmet
  42. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <ohgar> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100726121407AAJJpWx
    <nfury8ing> you need a hobby
    <ohgar> my hobby is trolling yahoo answers
    <My_Son_Cool> my hobby is searchin the absolute truth using only yahoo answer
    <My_Son_Cool> s
    <stroker> with that's about 900 miles around
    <My_Son_Cool> word
    <ohgar> deep stroker
    <stroker> just deep in general
  43. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    I find 9/10 quotes I find in here aren't really that funny anymore.

    Is stroker losing his edge, or am I just desensitized?
  44. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    stroker used to be retarded, now he teaches us things.
  45. nfury8ing ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

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    [16:35:16] <+stroker> a bad romance is what awaits you

    On Kim visiting the ambiguously gay Michigan duo.
  46. moonmang Showers are rare.

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  47. Bacong well-together man

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    04:00:59 PM stroker fuck this i'll stick with dad
  48. Bacong well-together man

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    04:03:52 PM stroker moonmang lions got dt corey williams

    :rollin
  49. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    <moonmang> HI
    <stroker> hi
    <ohgar|durnk> hi stroker
    <moonmang> I AM INTERESTED IN YOU SEXUALLY
    <moonmang> PLEASE RESPOND IN A TIMELY MANNER
    <stroker> fucking gay manner
  50. moonmang Showers are rare.

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    [20:41] <+stroker> lol @ glee version of du hast
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