#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

LOL

<stroker> oh wait i've integrated my 7 email addresses into mozilla thunderbird

<stroker> found jesus

<stroker> word for something that doesn't stand is a fucking nemmet

this would have been even better with a "brb" afterwards

Must've been an accident, it happens.

this aggression will be a fucking nemmet

<stroker> good apollo, i am going to drink imo is around here

[23:45] <+stroker> ummmm! yay more plastic instrument music games, yay

[19:05] <+stroker> nemmet accused me of mikachu

<val-> nomemf is here. stroker's pulse just rose
<stroker> a rose e'er blooming
<ohgar> beautiful poem stroker
<val-> for his one and only
*** nomemf has quit

[15:04] <+stroker> i work at apple Kimberlyand
[15:04] <+stroker> what client are you using nemmet

[15:06] <+stroker> drum kit kats?

I guess stroker got a job with macs

22:13:39 +stroker • ya it's just swallowed 50 pills, nemmet goes out and says, do you know, this is the manliest motherfucker ever

nemmet

you should be calling an ambulance

your best friend might be dying

[22:16] <+stroker> nomemf did you even know what i mean, i will fuck your face son house cover, a leb zorbo pops his head enormous or is just about the death rides

[23:30] <+stroker> wait fuck grilled cheese sandwiches now eating bowl of cereal and realize there is anyone good in it for five minutes

edit:

[23:31] <+DeadSoul> yeah fuck grilled cheese
[23:31] <+DeadSoul> its all about pork chop sandwiches
[23:31] <+stroker> chop your mom's opinions
[23:31] <+bradar> hahahahah
[23:31] <+DeadSoul> OH
[23:31] <+bradar> take that
[23:31] <+bradar> fuckin snap
[23:31] <+DeadSoul> i am defeated

[23:42] <+stroker> sup niggers? stupid minnows bangladeshis are included in the hole is on it, automatically invalidating anything nemmet doesnt have great opening bands

<stroker> you get wade and bosh in miami for yayo

12:08 stroker fucking siro is such a nemmet

13:00 +stroker • i tried using another internet cable in my nasal infection is gone and nemmet got banned

<stroker> my hoes at best ever had lunch with butts

09:17 stroker basically gives them the value of towns/cities on who is pretty cute nemmet

15:24 +stroker • let semen dribble down your throat so you can be swum in, and then gayzorbo deopd me

16:00 +haurix • so I'm changing PJ Records into an all tape record label, mostly because cd-rs are kind of lame and invaluable to people.
16:00 +haurix • wtf
16:00 +haurix • what the hell is this guy talking about
16:01 +haurix • way to alienate people
16:01 +stroker • this guy doesn't think so, haurix

gayzorbo

not much different from regular zorbo

[12:13] <+stroker> michael jackson's necessarrily a vista problem

<Zorbo> lol
<Zorbo> women never like anything good
<stroker> like women of the empire, etc

23:16:14 <genomer> god I'm so gay
23:16:18 <stroker> nice genomer is gay

stroker can finally make his move

18:45:50 +benhagy • housesitting this lady's house
18:45:53 +benhagy • watching her cats
18:45:55 +stroker • holy cats

[21:16:50] <+My_Son_Cool> preferrably on semen splattered vinyl
[21:16:55] <+mathboy> eww
[21:16:57] <+mathboy> i mean
[21:16:57] <+mathboy> hot
[21:17:01] <+stroker> eww mayo and i was like
[21:17:15] <+mathboy> LOL
[21:17:18] <+stroker> lol @ spooge
[21:17:22] <+My_Son_Cool> LOL
[21:17:22] <+mathboy> fuck

<+stroker> the salvation army, wear glasses that they flew to aus first class in a hotel for

08:39 +stroker • the problem with bioshock for me was wearing a suit and shit

03:21 ltd My_Son_Cool you should be banned from 5/8 for being too much of a hipster
03:21 My_Son_Cool ok
03:21 stroker ok
03:21 ltd see, stroker agrees
03:21 stroker like that part, ltd agrees
03:22 ltd

<+stroker> lol i'm finally conscious again, time for some reason

lol

[11:50] <+stroker> i came back jim o'rourke, jim white, rian murphy & will oldham

<stroker> 50 bucks to see someone cry as i ever feel good inc is a trademark registered by microsoft

[16:07] <+stroker> me feel like it would make an os that plays michael bolton in office space

02:01 stroker lol kid_gloves is nemmet

<ohgar> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100726121407AAJJpWx
<nfury8ing> you need a hobby
<ohgar> my hobby is trolling yahoo answers
<My_Son_Cool> my hobby is searchin the absolute truth using only yahoo answer
<My_Son_Cool> s
<stroker> with that's about 900 miles around
<My_Son_Cool> word
<ohgar> deep stroker
<stroker> just deep in general

I find 9/10 quotes I find in here aren't really that funny anymore.

Is stroker losing his edge, or am I just desensitized?

stroker used to be retarded, now he teaches us things.

[16:35:16] <+stroker> a bad romance is what awaits you

On Kim visiting the ambiguously gay Michigan duo.

<moonmang> HI
<stroker> hi
<ohgar|durnk> hi stroker
<moonmang> I AM INTERESTED IN YOU SEXUALLY
<moonmang> PLEASE RESPOND IN A TIMELY MANNER
<stroker> fucking gay manner

[20:41] <+stroker> lol @ glee version of du hast