#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

^ Lol

[07:27:46] <@Zorbo> hey Kimberlyand don't you hate it when you jerk off and there's so much cum your tissue gets really heavy and soggy
[07:27:48] <+stroker> so soggy

[12:04] <+stroker> lol hide because omg pandas

:3

Bacong nemmet is...



...Bacong?

and then Bacong was a zombie

hahaha

19:52 +stroker • eric cioe is basically lord voldermort trying to like, vietnam or some shit, i wasn't seem that way

(22:08) <+Bosk1s_Mom> what's a nemmet
(22:08) <stroker> fucking scary

uhhh

can't we ban him again?

no because the loop station video.

gotta jerk nemmet's lower horn first.

fuck

21:49:58 +mathboy • how's your day been
21:49:59 +stroker • prty incredible

First I thought he was bosk 1's mom
then I thought he was bosk 1..

now he's neither?


Fuck this shit.

<ohgar> i had a dream last night where i was 13 years old and at one of those school dance parties and a girl asked me to dance and i was excited because i was 13 but then i woke up and was sad
<moonmang> lol
<ohgar> pretty pathetic dream really
<Zorbo> exhilirating saga, brother
<ohgar> lol
<stroker> epic saga, luke

[22:28] <+stroker> lol fuck yeah penises

<ohgar> kid_gloves i started DQ9
<kid_gloves> cool
<stroker> somewhat cool if youre a racist

it's even funnier because zorbo doesn't know how to spell exhilarating

nice try faggot

07:23 Dignan and she wears this neat nail polish
07:23 Dignan that's pretty cool
07:23 stroker gonna nail those Dignan?
07:23 Dignan LOL

<+stroker> best coast airport chocolate chip cookies with out freedom bombs

i didn't even say anything

<stroker> Bacong you ought towork out more heat than most people who idolize gordon gecko

21:51 +stroker • the atlantic ocean keeps couples apart

that's an excerpt from stroker's new album

22:53 @Zorbo • xivienne now looks like some kind of horrible mutant cross between geddy lee, tommy wiseau and genomer
22:53 +wogbog • lol
22:53 @Zorbo • sitting there on the lab room table going "kill.... me....."

ala alein resurecshun

00:11 +stroker • ubarhaxisafaggot kid_gloves_is_a_faggot decide to tell how you repay me

08:14 +stroker • nemmet secretly black?
08:14 +stroker • mathboy redefine s disease

[19:56] <+stroker> be afraid, my mum will comment on her phone nemmet imagines a werewolf calling

<ohgar> smithers, i think i'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage
<ohgar> when pigs fly!
<ohgar> *pig flies by*
<ohgar> will you be donating those million dollars, sir
<stroker> that photo of donating three billion dollars
<ohgar> no, i'd still prefer not
<stroker> i prefer the first 3 episodes
<ohgar> really stroker? that's an unpopular opinion
<ohgar> i think they didn't hit their stride til season 3
<ohgar> maybe season 2
<bradar> haha
<bradar> simpsons roasting over an open fire
<bradar> stroker reckons thats where the show peaked

[19:02] <+stroker> i thought :stfu, these what fags are gonna see some nfl defensive linemen talking mad shit at all

[19:54] <+stroker> bradar, shit yeah i knew that bt wrote and threw a hissy fit for my macbook

[22:40] <+mathboy> new topic pls
[22:40] <+mathboy> nomemf op me
[22:40] <+nfury8ing> rofl
[22:40] <+stroker> shoud op me now, just wait mathboy

03:10 nfury8ing so glad I don't have those alerts on
03:10 stroker and i'm glad you met ltd

[13:30:47] <@stroker> i hate people

14:58 @stroker • like whatever i'm burning star iv, vol

<Bacong> do it again and I'll personally shoot you in the dickhole
<Zorbo> white knightcong
<stroker> pretty skinny dickhole like swabs to heaven better than all of them haven't lose weight
<ohgar> LOL
<Zorbo> lol
<wogbog> like swabs to heaven
<Bacong> LOL
* Zorbo is now playing: Big Boi - Night Night (Ft. B.o.B & Joi) [Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son Of Chico Dusty / 2010]
<Zorbo> like swabs to heaven
<ohgar> lift your skinny dickhole like swabs to heaven
<stroker> from heaven, nemmet rushes her to fuck me immediately

[00:02] <+luket> i am pastafarian
[00:03] <@stroker> i am disappoint

An intimate moment with Stroker.

[14:02:49] <nfury8ing> penis
[14:02:51] <stroker> heh penis
[14:02:54] <nfury8ing> heh penis
[14:02:55] <stroker> heh
[14:02:56] <nfury8ing> heh
[14:03:01] <stroker> heh penis
[14:03:04] <nfury8ing> heh penis
[14:03:11] <stroker> inactive heh
[14:03:29] <nfury8ing> Thanks alot for reminding me of my nonexistant sex life. Fuck you.

<@ohgar> stroker revealed his first name earlier
<@ohgar> it's julian
<@stroker> julian ohgar

15:22 @ohgar • stroker revealed his first name earlier
15:22 @ohgar • it's julian
15:22 @stroker • julian ohgar
15:22 @nomemf • ohgar is his last name
15:22 @ohgar • no, YOU'RE his last name
15:22 +TheNeat • julian ohgar
15:22 @stroker • julian TheNeat

his last name changes constantly

last names will never be the same

16:25 +stroker • big booty bitches be crazy to me because i have a 7+ hour review session for three songs