#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

12:28 stroker donkey kong on hyperspeed is the best when i approached foreign girl that looked like gary busey

11:26:04 +haurix • so my a/c in my car has a leak
11:26:05 +haurix • fuck
11:26:09 @stroker • the fuck haurix
11:26:11 @stroker • the a/c on and never again
11:26:41 @nomemf • yeah dude
11:26:43 @nomemf • you should've known
11:26:51 @Zorbo • use a/c erryday
11:26:58 @stroker • the a/c on and never again
11:27:03 @nomemf • fuck
11:27:04 @Zorbo • alright man I get it
11:27:07 @stroker • you lol
11:27:12 @nomemf • you lol but this is serious man

17:01:40 @stroker • moonmang wonder weasels due out this weekend and leave the house too, but that's sure nemmet has a drumset, i have no idea dude

Stroker gets himself in the most amazing situations.

oh my fucking god

i am dying here

First Church in progress.

[19:14] <+ltd> who dat be bradar
[19:19] <+bradar> i have no idea
[19:19] <+bradar> but i want to slap dem titties
[19:19] <@stroker> and slap the dick
[19:19] <+bradar> NO
[19:19] <+bradar> ok maybe a little

19:21:39 @stroker • Zorbo you glorious nemmet
19:21:40 @stroker • you fag hots for me : (

[19:21] <@Zorbo> sup bradar
[19:21] <@Zorbo> strong tits
[19:21] <@stroker> probably bacon tits nigger fart blown shamwow dick cheese

what the hell why does he keep saying that

probably bacon tits nigger fart blown shamwow dick cheese

14:20:00 <ohgar> huff jenk erry day
14:20:01 <stroker> and erry night

If I could walk around all day yelling that out, I would.

I love that he consistently tells random people what nemmet is listening to

21:25 @Elii • hai oghar
21:25 @stroker • hai
21:25 @Elii • hai stroker
21:25 @zorbo_ • og hair
21:26 @Elii • og har
21:27 @ohgar • fuck you

[11:19:31] <@ohgar> Kimberlyand how much do you plan to drink tonight
[11:19:32] <@stroker> i plan to rebuild society
[11:19:35] <@ohgar> LOL
[11:19:51] <@AcidMommaShiina> you have to drink A LOT in order to rebuild society
[11:20:10] <@stroker> fucking front pockets ? rebuild him using science, and they'll make me bring my lighter fluid

[07:21] <+stroker> hahahaha omg you really want those giant beers i had to compile the driver how did nemmet tell him what about kylie minogue song

18:40 +wogbog__ • anathema is like prog metals isnt it
18:40 +stroker • new anathema is not very wogbog__

what the FUCK

wogbog is not very prog metals is he

<+stroker> nice lyrics moonmang, you're a man

This is from Twitter

stroker58: sarahface > kat




YESSSSSSS!

Do you know where he got that from?

You

sarah why are you in this thread

this is destroying my entire worldview

14:19:08 +stroker • nm chillen u no?

( 15:19 + stroker ) bennett is active at the fucking corner store
( 15:19 +Hanataras ) THE FUCKING CORNER STOOOORE

03:14 +stroker • i know that whole episode saying how they advertised it as a deformed nemmet giant

03:33 +stroker • wit is the scariest form of nausea

stroker is abandoning funny quotes for WORDS OF WISDOM

18:30:04 @nomemf • goddamn it i'm gonna have to start drawing up a diagram
18:30:18 @nomemf • so many characterz and connections
19:03:17 @nomemf • if you go into tunychat, you see xiv with the straps of her top off of her shoulders
19:03:20 @nomemf • she tries soooooo hard
19:03:27 +stroker • you are soooooo fucking boring
19:03:31 @nomemf • k
19:03:31 +stroker • k

<ohgar> Bacong
<ohgar> Bacong
<ohgar> Bacong
<ohgar> Bacong
<ohgar> Bacong
<fluorescent> and eggs
<stroker> gushes eggs into her and nemmet is
<fluorescent> Wow, that was beautiful.
<ohgar> sup fluorescent
<fluorescent> chillin
<fluorescent> Admiring stroker's opinion on gushing eggs into women
<ohgar> yeah
<stroker> yeah i guess that means you're done
<stroker> gushing about stuff like that all these junkies and fuck with the bears

23:02 @Bacong • just be honest
23:02 @stroker • you know? i amn't get rid of it, but better
23:02 @stroker • you be honest, it's a reason nemmet

[13:50] <@stroker> hahaha bradar i bought 3 and nemmet also has a handsome face

<stroker> im 1/4 irish

HOLY SHIT

#fiveeight on their first sexual experiences

[18:14] <@stroker> a couple times with a really awesome teacher, great expectations, and i don't responded! wtf rofl

[18:14] <+genomer> she keeps trying to talk about us kissing and I keep trying to talk about guitars

[06:47:10] <@stroker> casltevania symphony of science?

<+haurix> so do you love andrew jackson jihad Hanatarashi?
<+Hanatarashi> yes i do !!!
<+haurix> awesome
<@stroker> fuck yes Hanatarashi, very gay
<@stroker> to death

[12:17] <@stroker> yeah
[12:17] <@stroker> facebook profile pic'd seen queen in concert
[12:17] <@stroker> s house lol fuck-, you dont mean that ugly black chick are gold and farts

<wogbog> whenever i think of reading while pooping i poop really fast and it feels like a waste of time
<stroker> quit pooping on the train

[20:36] <@stroker> pretty dang german, that's interviewing john darnielle and nemmet's amazingly hot but eh

01:02 WorkingShiina sup
01:02 tjon hi
01:03 ltd suck a cock WorkingShiina
01:03 stroker nemmet cock

<Jonathan_Cheech> Weezer is coming to town Sunday
<Jonathan_Cheech> Should I go
<ohgar> yeah
<WorkingShiina> yes
<stroker> yes
<stroker> weezer is coming to seattle too

<kid_gloves> i dont trust well groomed baseball players
<mellotron_> perfectly manicured on the lines
<moonmang> PIG BOPPI
<kid_gloves> bobby valentine is pretty funny at least
<moonmang> he's a retard
<kid_gloves> he should leave
<kid_gloves> then come back with a moustache
<stroker> he's why i write such good songs

02:04 stroker • come won leeets dansh!

02:13 stroker • lol kid_gloves, shapeup is being sampled in a movie about damn time

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[21:00] <+Bosk1s_Mom> I'm entering the boss loop station contest guys
[21:01] <+Bosk1s_Mom> here's a video
[21:01] <+Bosk1s_Mom> YouTube- BOSS Loop Contest 2010 Jordan Tetewsky Entry on electric violin
[21:01] <+stroker> i'll be entering bender's a noise romance
[21:01] <+stroker> youtube video of something
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