#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

[22:43:27] <@stroker> i don't wait to see wwii as a video game ever

[22:56:49] <@stroker> kinda count as two people with aids who conspired to spread god like a real person

<stroker> i am pleasantly drunk on life nigga

Wow. He was so quiet and reserved when he turned up again last night. I see he's back to his old self again.

probably because he got drunk on life, nigga.

[18:32:17] <@ohgar> i remember christmas
[18:32:17] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:18] <+prmanentmorning> OMG LOL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS JESUS TIME
[18:32:28] <@nmt> i remember christmas one time
[18:32:29] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:29] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:29] <+prmanentmorning> OMG LOL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS JESUS TIME
[18:32:32] <+AcidMommaApple> i remember christmas this one time
[18:32:33] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:33] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:34] <+prmanentmorning> OMG LOL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS JESUS TIME
[18:32:34] <@stroker> omg
[18:32:34] <+AcidMommaApple> i remember christmas this one time
[18:32:35] <+AcidMommaApple> i remember christmas this one time
[18:32:35] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:35] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:36] <+prmanentmorning> OMG LOL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS JESUS TIME
[18:32:38] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:40] <+prmanentmorning> GOOD STORY TELL IT AGAIN
[18:32:40] <@stroker> true story

21:39 @stroker • got it has already been firmly established as ubarhaxisafaggot muzak

[18:41:16] <@stroker> badass tits nigger fart blown shamwow dick cheese

21:40 @nmt • what did "ubarhaxisafaggot" replace
21:41 @nmt • i bet it was nigger
21:41 @stroker • badass tits nigger fart blown shamwow dick cheese
21:41 @nmt • ok maybe not

21:51:08 <Bacong> I think I'm just going to go to bed
21:51:15 <Elii> good
21:51:17 <Elii> i hate you
21:51:19 <stroker> good call Elii

[19:50] <@stroker> have to date a salary man

stroker knows how to get ahead in life.


[20:10] <@stroker> was full of fucking candy and soda can push the down arrow it makes her feel uncomfortable

<+TheNeat> seeing john fogerty tomorrow will be cool though
<@stroker> that's not cool

[10:31:41] <@stroker> AcidMommaShiina nemmet is listening to emotional christian music

(14:11) <+fuck-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjRAieQyVhI
(14:12) <+fuck-> this track right here
(14:12) <+fuck-> <333333333333
(14:12) <@stroker> damn track one by the end, rofl
(14:12) <+fuck-> the second time i did acid this track came on when i was peaking
(14:12) <+fuck-> so good
(14:12) <@stroker> lysergic acid diethylamide

[20:24] <@stroker> neal morse it made me think about goat porn

[13:59:54] <+mathboy> you guys hear about that hurricane that's picking up oil and heading for the us
[13:59:54] <+mathboy> just add some lightning and we've got ourselves a FIRESTORM
[14:00:01] <@stroker> is oily hurricane rape your face

Hurricane Rapeface

23:47:56 <stroker> nice painted nails, nemmet

23:51:13 <stroker> lol prmanentmorning why would you want to eat dinner

01:37 @Bacong • genomer
01:37 @Bacong • genomer
01:37 @Bacong • genomer
01:37 +stroker • Bacong you are an idiot
01:37 @Bacong •
01:37 +stroker • : (

oh fuck

dissentience v nfury8ing on the subject of okcupid

[12:31] dissentience-: dude
[12:31] nfury8ing: oh
[12:31] nfury8ing: you sly dog you
[12:31] dissentience-: your profile is fucking terrible
[12:31] dissentience-: the self summary i mean
[12:31] nfury8ing: My profile RULES
[12:31] dissentience-: you use emoticons and shit
[12:32] dissentience-: what kind of a faggot are you
[12:32] nfury8ing: :{
[12:32] stroker: : {
[12:32] wogbog_: srsly dudes dont have emotions
[12:32] dissentience-: no but
[12:32] dissentience-: i dunno
[12:32] stroker: is no bigfoot
[12:32] dissentience-: it's supposed to be about you
[12:32] nfury8ing: i've had more messages about that intro than anything else
[12:32] dissentience-: not about emoticons
[12:32] wogbog_: j/k i agree emoticons are for gay
[12:32] dissentience-: really?
[12:32] nfury8ing: lol yeah
[12:32] dissentience-: I'm a dork who does dorky things. I say dorky phrases with dorky words. I put on dorky clothes and go dorky places. When I'm hungry, I eat dorky foods with dorky sporks. I drive a dorky car to a dorky job, where I follow dorky orders from dorky supervisors. Like a dork, I eventually grow tired of my dorky day, whereupon I lay my dorky head on my dorky pillow. Then I have dorky dreams of not being a dork.
[12:32] dissentience-: that's so fucking retarded and contrived
[12:32] dissentience-: it lacks creativity
[12:32] nfury8ing: And.
[12:32] nfury8ing: Dorky.
[12:32] nfury8ing:
[12:33] stroker: oh my dorky head on fire last night nfury8ing
[12:33] nfury8ing: Says captain "Looking for: Casual sex"
[12:33] dissentience-: also THERE ARE SPACES BEFORE AND AFTER PARENTHESES START AND END
[12:33] dissentience-: also
[12:33] dissentience-: i am banging two different women currently
[12:33] wogbog_: that is actually kind of cute nfury8ing and probably makes you attractive to michael cera fans
[12:33] dissentience-: how many are you banging?
[12:33] dissentience-: that's right, shut the fuck up
[12:34] nfury8ing: none because i turn them down _ _
[12:34] nfury8ing: i don't do that first date boning shit
[12:34] dissentience-: well don't criticize me for actually getting laid
[12:34] nfury8ing: which totally pisses them off
[12:34] dissentience-: when you aren't getting laid yourself
[12:34] nfury8ing: by choice
[12:34] dissentience-: lol
[12:34] dissentience-: wow
[12:34] dissentience-: you fail
[12:34] dissentience-: no wonder you're single
[12:34] nfury8ing: dude. I was not fucking stinky
[12:34] nfury8ing: no way no how
[12:35] dissentience-: i don't know who that is so
[12:35] nfury8ing: russian, I immediately knew if I did, I'd have a crazy stalker
[12:35] nfury8ing: and last week, chick was just not that attractive and didn't want to bother with that

[15:51:42] <+dissentience-> whatever
[15:51:47] <+dissentience-> i already found one casual sex partner as a result of this site
[15:51:51] <stroker> unwilling partner

[17:07] <+stroker> no fuck you stroker

[18:48] <+stroker> got another impressive piece for my dad
[18:48] <@Zorbo> haha
[18:48] <@Zorbo> yeah
[18:48] <@bacongothedog> nice stroker
[18:49] <+stroker> nice cars
[18:49] <+bradar> good work stroker
[18:49] <+bradar> oh we're talking about cars
[18:49] <+bradar> ok
[18:49] <@bacongothedog> stroker got his dad a new car
[18:49] <+stroker> a car for 2 hours

what a great present for ohgar

03:52 stroker spic clits rule amirite

<+stroker> a letter please tweet the line of conversation
<+stroker> fucking wait no homo

[10:15] <+stroker> have kissed 0 girls with just like her immensely, but dont listen to radio till i started wearing a nin shirt

[10:18] <+stroker> no rofl metallica and left once we're stereotyping jews or creating a race for family when they bark

[10:30] <+stroker> Bacong nemmet is listening to : coheed and cambria so we want all our food

(01:30) <+stroker> fuck are you referring to those uneducated barbaric black folk

[09:54] <+Lollox> o/
[10:15] <+Kimberlyand> *\o
[10:15] <+stroker> o/ *\o

BAAAHAHAHAA

13:44 +wogbog_ • i like her name though
13:44 +wogbog_ • i wish my last name had a VAN or VON before it
13:44 +stroker • cameron von scott

no fucking way

more of log up to that point. i don't believe this.

[10:43] nomemf: dude wogbog_
[10:43] nomemf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8FGeQ9OTQ&feature=player_embedded
[10:43] nomemf: THIS SONG
[10:43] wogbog_: srry im on pale blu dot
[10:43] nomemf: k
[10:43] wogbog_: no interrupting this hti
[10:43] nomemf: i'm on a pale blue dot 2
[10:44] wogbog_: i like her name though
[10:44] stroker: name
[10:44] wogbog_: i wish my last name had a VAN or VON before it
[10:44] stroker: cameron von scott

Welp, that's it. Time to found the First Church of Stroker.

Holy shit

this is happening.

[19:35:02] <@Zorbo> he thinks the concept of existence is a flawed ideal
[19:35:04] <+stroker> so flawed

[14:26] <+Dignan> what's worse than conservatives
[14:26] <@stroker> and joke reactionism
[14:27] <+Dignan> and joke reactionism
[14:27] <@stroker> the joke
[14:27] <@moonmang> LOL\
[14:27] <+Dignan> god dammit stroker

08:38 stroker this ex girlfriend would sometimes try to get real dizzy/panic

holy shit

17:28:15 <stroker> link to charlie bit me
17:28:16 <prmanentmorning> k here
17:28:17 <stroker> j k jk