#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. official stroker quotes thread

#fiveeight IRC Chatroom v. stroker says the darndest things thread

<stroker> oh shit tits

<+stroker> :bob dylan was young he looked like a week

<stroker> i am in college too, just as bad at all



new stroker fact

also



<stroker> as stroker, a girl




stroker is a girl

stop posting relatively mediocre quotes

[10:51:54] <@ohgar> sup
[10:53:14] <@ohgar> i'm so tired
[11:10:19] <+errisaboo> me too
[11:10:38] <@drdnboy> despicable me was great
[11:12:22] <+errisaboo> yup

[20:03] <@stroker> al's a troll Zorbo, you should be able to appreciate akfg the two cons are breaking

I'm gonna teach that Stroker a lesson.

what am I missing here

lol

<@stroker> i've heard it wilcazed up ears anyway much like everything on my invisible typewriter

<CashmereFSB> Fuck, so stoked for tonight. is anyone doing anything today?
<ohgar> i'm doing drugs
<haurix_lappy> My names AmAnDa! and im fun and i like to hang out! i wont take ne shit and if you f**k with my friends ill make sure u regret it !! hit me up if u want to chat
<fuck> i already got laid today so i'm just relaxing
<CashmereFSB> Oooh nice what drug..
<ohgar> mdpv
<stroker> mdpv is a third world, third rate, third class slum
<ohgar> LOL
<stroker> pimp a drug that increases the volume of cutesy little sayings anyway

LOL

mdpv is a third world, third rate, third class slum

geez

16:07:03 <errisaboo|showa> why did i ask you guys....i cant tell if you are jk
16:07:46 <prmanentmorning> am srs
16:07:48 <stroker> im srs
16:08:06 <prmanentmorning> so is stroker
16:08:31 <ltd> you guys are srs about what
16:08:34 <stroker> a srs shower

<stroker> have n dark room with candles and a kevlar helmet
<bradar> lo
<AcidMommaWata> romantic!
<AcidMommaWata> and safe!
<stroker> not safe

fuck

<ohgar> ........
<breafatboy> stroker my man
<stroker> sup

<bacongthedog> the world
<bacongthedog> I love it
<fluorescent> bacongworld
<ohgar> bacongworld is my favorite genre of world music
<stroker> most genre's a troll
<ohgar> true stroker
<stroker> but true

you and your sister live in a bacongworld

<stroker> :s supposed to say that half japanese girl squeaks when she's second accident in 2 hours eh

jesus

[00:42] <+Rathma> anything else you guys want to add?
[00:42] <@stroker> gonna argue with himself
[00:42] <+fuck> yes, i want to add that you should kill yourself
[00:42] <+fuck> j/k
[00:42] <@stroker> niggas add me
[00:42] <+noxpeis> or not
[00:42] <@stroker> chapter two pix or it looks like lashie

23:55 @stroker • zorbo's the difference between tokyo and rural ohio:/

problem, rural ohio?

<Bacong> eliichka (12:50:02 PM): sup
<Bacong> eliichka signed off at 12:50:44 PM.
<stroker> Bacong, pm it to the jew girl

lol

[19:40] <+val> well this one chick was 16 . i said i was 19 and no q's asked
[19:40] <+stroker> you ain't need any exceptional pimps on their comp?
[19:40] <+stroker> srs q

<+stroker> the product of many personalities :jerald luckenbach

lol

[18:23:13] <@AcidMommaWata> ohgar did stroker die again?
[18:24:48] <@ohgar> he prolly timed out, lemme restart him in a sec
[18:25:11] * mathboy (~mathboych@cpe-76-173-73-244.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #fiveeight

21:23 @AcidMommaWata • ohgar did stroker die again?
21:24 @ohgar • he prolly timed out, lemme restart him in a sec
21:25 • mathboy [~mathboych@cpe-76-173-73-244.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #fiveeight
21:25 • Q set mode [+o mathboy]
21:25 • kid_glovers set mode [+v mathboy]
21:27 @mathboy • the product of many personalities :jerald luckenbach

I guess he had time to see the chatroom thread and say that

shut up

did nomemf really just admit to falling for that?

IMSHAKIN AT UR TUCH
ILUVU WAY TU MUCH

[11:12:27] <+ltd> god damnit my butthole burns like hell

[11:28:30] <+prmanentmorning> oh help
[11:28:36] <+prmanentmorning> I MEAN HELO
[11:28:44] <+stroker> omg help wikipedia stay afloat give us your money shit is easy

<bradar> i work with an isaac newton
<bradar> he's away now though
<bradar> probably hard at work on gravity 2.0
<Zorbo> probably frustrated that he can't explain the precession of mercury's perihelion
<bradar> that's what i was gonna say next
<bradar>
<Zorbo> it's not explained by newtonian physics
<Zorbo> but is explained by einsteinian
<stroker> i explained it