If you rearrange the letters in AVIAN PIG GANG it becomes GAPING VAGINA. So even if pigs can't fly, we know there will always be room for them in our GAPING VAGINA.
Dear Monsanto Staff,We are sorry to inform you that your services will no longer be needed. Your positions have been "terminated" until further notice (forever). It has been determined that Mother Nature made everything perfect the first time and no redos are necessary. You will have to find other employment that does not poison the earth's citizens. There are many other professions with integrity that might interest you: farming, teaching, janitorial services, etc. Your former profession is no longer acceptable on any terms.-The Citizens of the World.(Please copy text then repost this and send it around the world.)
Had a great dinner out with my mom Hailey n my neices its funny Hailey spilt her Lemonade all over and not even 5 mins later Mommy spilt her waterall over haha """"""" like mother like daughter"""""
That awkward moment when a Christian boy says that it's God's will for y'all to get married then breaks your heart. #listentoGod #boyslie
A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. They were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless: The boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned. But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening. The woman was trembling and she said : “Are you not afraid ? This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. Only some miracle can save us; otherwise death is certain. Are you not afraid? Are you mad or something? Are you a stone or something?" The man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing? Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap was there, it was almost touching her neck. He said :” Are you afraid ?” She started to laugh and said :” Why should I be afraid ?,If the sword is in your hands, why I should be afraid? I know you love me." He put the sword back and said, : "This is my answer. I know God Loves me, and the storm is in His hands SO WHATSOEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS GOING TO BE GOOD. If we survive, good; if we don’t survive, good ,because everything is in His hands and He will not do anything wrong. "
Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap was there, it was almost touching her neck. He said :” Are you afraid ?” Before she could say anything a wave slammed into the side of the boat, causing the man to stumble forward and slit his wife's throat. "Shit, my bad babe"
Hey, dont buy anything on facebook! know someone that did and there bank account was hacked the next day.
That's a lie. I've gotten so much rad shit for half-off on Facebook. She's just trying to keep all the sweet deals to herself. Selfish bitch.
NO CHEATING: Post this as your status (even if your "CUFFED") and see what people want from you. INBOX ONLY 1. A Second Chance 2. I like you now 3. I used to like you.. 4. Long Term Relationship.......... 5. Short term relationship 6. Friendship 7. To Chill 8. To Cuddle 9. Number 10. A Kiss 11. A Hickie 12. An Apology 13. A Hug 14. Simply to be Mine 15. I wanna marry you
