Female Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by falcon, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. Crypt Fiend :3 diVa iN dA mAkiNg <3

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    Tell the woman that posted this that I hate her.
    Crypt Fiend, Aug 1, 2012
    #6151
    椎名林檎, CatsMilk, The Neat and 4 others like this.

  2. Hex drew you w my computer

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    I am 65% positive that the cunt that posted this is either fat, ugly, or both.

    I am also 85% positive that the cunt that posted this is a single mother.

    Please respond with the results Talon
    Hex, Aug 1, 2012
    #6152

  3. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    saw that someone had liked this

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    He-Beast, Aug 1, 2012
    #6153
    Sekans_Aval, The Neat, NikTh and 6 others like this.

  4. DOGSHIT Half dog, half shit. Literally.

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    England, you stupid little bastard
    Jesus, someone please kill the shit out of me.
    DOGSHIT, Aug 1, 2012
    #6154

  5. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    [IMG]
    bradar, Aug 1, 2012
    #6155
    Taco Tuesday, 椎名林檎, CatsMilk and 8 others like this.

  6. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    What's with this recent trend of wearing really thin ties anyway? Or is it not a trend and I've just only recently started noticing it?
    Infernal_Goose, Aug 1, 2012
    #6156

  7. the Catfishman .

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    Considering Mad Men is situated in the 60s I would say it is not that recent.
    the Catfishman, Aug 1, 2012
    #6157
    CatsMilk, mits5k, Liv and 4 others like this.

  8. Genomer Member

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    You can't read this and tell me kids are moving too fast.
    Genomer, Aug 1, 2012
    #6158

  9. Dignan expert

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    11&rubbing
    Dignan, Aug 1, 2012
    #6159
    椎名林檎 likes this.

  10. Zorbo what

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    i wasn't even jerking myself off when i was 11
    Zorbo, Aug 1, 2012
    #6160

  11. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    23&masturbating , 22&masturbating , 21&masturbating ,20&masturbating ,19&masturbating ,18&masturbating ,17&masturbating ,16&masturbating ,15&masturbating ,14&masturbating ,13&masturbating ,12&alone , 11&meh girls , 10&girls are gross
    Something Wicked, Aug 1, 2012
    #6161
    Taco Tuesday, 椎名林檎, CatsMilk and 9 others like this.

  12. Zorbo what

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    also 24&masturbating now
    Zorbo, Aug 1, 2012
    #6162

  13. worthless_member terminally chill

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    hangin around in the lost and found
    11&meth girls
    worthless_member, Aug 1, 2012
    #6163

  14. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    11&heroin

    fluorescent
    Something Wicked, Aug 1, 2012
    #6164
    Eric Cioe likes this.

  15. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Why the fuck would anyone want 5,000 friend requests?
    Technetium, Aug 1, 2012
    #6165
    Zorbo likes this.

  16. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    not til i was 16 acrualy
    fluorescent, Aug 1, 2012
    #6166

  17. Gadough Junior Member

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    I've never been so excited to wait in a line #ChickfilaAppreciationDay
    Gadough, Aug 1, 2012
    #6167
    Talon likes this.

  18. Hex drew you w my computer

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    [IMG]
    Hex, Aug 2, 2012
    #6168

  19. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    The quite crazy side.
    bradar, Aug 2, 2012
    #6169

  20. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    Now I know that women are triangles.
    Something Wicked, Aug 2, 2012
    #6170
    椎名林檎, CatsMilk, Damien Slade and 2 others like this.

  21. Hex drew you w my computer

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    She's acute one.
    Hex, Aug 2, 2012
    #6171
    Taco Tuesday, 椎名林檎, CatsMilk and 5 others like this.

  22. GuineaPig Junior Member

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    I bet this is some ploy by a terrorist group in Africa that's going to trick people into liking this picture, then show it to random villagers to prove to them Americans fucking love starving African babies.

    It's a shame that that's less plausible than that many people being fucking retards.
    GuineaPig, Aug 2, 2012
    #6172

  23. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    and cheat on your wife
    Francis I, Aug 3, 2012
    #6173
    moonmang, CatsMilk, lurky and 3 others like this.

  24. danni May contain traces of nuts

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    It starts out all right actually. But then it's like she's trying to be sassy while being emotional while being an airline brochure.

    Hey baby, I'd like to wine & dine a little. Do you like wining & dining? I like wining & dining & I like ampersands. Let's hump.
    danni, Aug 3, 2012
    #6174

  25. Liv i made myself sad

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    my appreciation for this post cannot be measured in likes
    Liv, Aug 3, 2012
    #6175

  26. Talon mesopotato

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    fuck yeah video games
    Talon, Aug 3, 2012
    #6176

  27. Talon mesopotato

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    [IMG]
    Talon, Aug 3, 2012
    #6177

  28. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    /theRepublicanRevolution
    King Prawn, Aug 3, 2012
    #6178

  29. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    America Is
    Praemorior, Aug 3, 2012
    #6179
    Skyblazer In Your Ass and TheProfessionale like this.

  30. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    notsureiftrollingorjustretarded.jpg
    Infernal_Goose, Aug 3, 2012
    #6180
    alliaphagist, Steve Johnson and Enders like this.

  31. porksoda Forever Unclean

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    Is in need of a human being with a car who wants to earn rrrrreally quick money by driving me around for an hour on thursday! ALSO I'll bake you a cake, and sing you a song, ¿si?
    This is what some might reefer to as a 'win'.
    COmeonnnnnn n n s'il vous plaît!
    porksoda, Aug 4, 2012
    #6181

  32. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    is she hot?
    bradar, Aug 4, 2012
    #6182

  33. Zorbo what

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    no one who speaks french AND spanish could be an evil woman!
    Zorbo, Aug 4, 2012
    #6183
    椎名林檎, lurky, mattbrat and 1 other person like this.

  34. porksoda Forever Unclean

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    She's fairly hot, Also vegan and lives in Australia.
    porksoda, Aug 4, 2012
    #6184

  35. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    reefer
    Praemorior, Aug 4, 2012
    #6185
    porksoda likes this.

  36. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    omg this would soo be me >.<

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    About 80% of her statuses are about Tom Hiddleston. The other 20% are about Doctor Who or Star Trek.
    Infernal_Goose, Aug 5, 2012
    #6186

  37. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
    :negativeman:
    bradar, Aug 5, 2012
    #6187

  38. Liv i made myself sad

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    i'm 100% sure she has a tumblr
    Liv, Aug 5, 2012
    #6188

  39. tri.ad Junior Member

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    Swooning over David Tennant, I take it?
    tri.ad, Aug 5, 2012
    #6189

  40. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Bingo!
    Infernal_Goose, Aug 5, 2012
    #6190

  41. DOGSHIT Half dog, half shit. Literally.

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    [IMG]
    DOGSHIT, Aug 5, 2012
    #6191
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  42. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    we were sappost to go this summer . but didn't make . hopeing in a couple yrs we'll try again .
    SAPPOST
    Technetium, Aug 6, 2012
    #6192
    Taco Tuesday, bradar, dr. poop and 1 other person like this.

  43. Gadough Junior Member

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    sad and pathetic post
    Gadough, Aug 6, 2012
    #6193
    lurky and Steve Johnson like this.

  44. cosmonaut TING-A-LING

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    lol
    cosmonaut, Aug 6, 2012
    #6194
    porksoda, mattbrat, stillmorningrise and 20 others like this.

  45. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    rofl

    FUCK
    joeshabadoo, Aug 6, 2012
    #6195

  46. Zorbo what

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    oh my god no why did i laugh though

    such an adorable cat
    Zorbo, Aug 6, 2012
    #6196

  47. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    That's just sad :(

    no me gusta :(
    Infernal_Goose, Aug 6, 2012
    #6197
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  48. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    If only she hadn't masturbated.
    Steve Johnson, Aug 6, 2012
    #6198

  49. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Or perhaps it was crushed by the Mars lander?
    Steve Johnson, Aug 6, 2012
    #6199

  50. lalakekela xoxo

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    CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I GET IT.
    lalakekela, Aug 6, 2012
    #6200
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