Female Facebook Statuses

FUCK

‎-Knows why I have Bieber fever... He reminds me of my "childhood crush" Justin Timberlake.. Sorry Beibs.. If I didn't already have one.. You could be my boyfriend!

"childhood crush"

pics of pretty

i need to know how deluded she is

I'm sure she's hotter than Selena Gomez too, right?

She's my cousin so I'm not qualified to answer that lol

I have no tolerance for ugly ppl sorry

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looks like a

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She has tolerance for cum stains on the jeans though.

those tits look reasonable, confirm/deny?

I'd hit it. Where her hands are indicate a pretty slim waist to go along with those big ass hips and titties.

You are better qualified than anyone.

Has only eaten cake today.. Literally for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Maybe women would be less fucking stupid if we'd made them out of two ribs instead.

lol

You not down with the bible, son?

I'm so happy that Facebook now has a built in translation option.

In the morning, the girls are divided into four types:
1.Let him not wearing make up, but'll sleep.
2.Let him not wearing make up, butDevour.
3. Three. Let not'll sleep and Devour, butdyed.
4.Damn EVERYWHERE late, but'll sleep, wearing make up and Devour!

Ah, machine translation, that great success story.

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LEARN TO KEEP SILENT EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY WILL BE THE TRUTH!!!!!!

IT'S HARD TO KEEP SILENT WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

1 hour later

SOME PEOPLE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE UNTIL THEY MESS UP. S/N THERE IS ALWAYS AND I DO MEAN ALWAYS SOMEBODY STANDING BY WAITING ON YOU TO MESS UP JUST A LITTLE BIT SO THEY CAN STEP IN AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS WITH OXY CLEAN. LMFAO BUT YET IT'S TRUE. GOOD NIGHT/MORNING EVERYBODY.

i dont like today or tomorrows horoscope...bs:: pouty face::

Jesus fucking Christ, the comments on this

TEDxUW? That happened on my campus ... Jesus christ

met the new lady across from us of couse do not remeber her name but very nice,two girls 3rd grade and going into kingerance,emily amd clare ,nice to meet new people hope came over for a can of tuna and george dr up her arm which was bloody for her doing a new book srlve she would not ask jerry for help the dumbie

kingerance. what.

yeah gurl

I'd post more, but frankly I can't stay another fucking second on that cunt's page without wanting to hurt myself.

oh my god, this page

this battered women walks in um like wow u ok u look so sore shes like yer made my husband angry mind u the shit cunt i giveing me the eye behind her bk ..... makes me sick fuking piece of shit women bashing cheating c##t felt like stabbing him in the head ggggrrrrrrrr ... & they say women murder thee husbands more than husbands murder wifes now i know y ..... i hope kikl the c ##t next time he has a go !!!!!!!

fucking fuck

what

yeah i win this thread

Australian women

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

The sad thing is that I know a guy who posts things like this on facebook almost every day.

^ why haven't you been posting them here then

not a status, just something I found:

what

Apparently he beat up a two-year-old girl.

wviebetaer pls

lol, bet whoever made this one does more talking than thinking

which pixel is the funny one?

I'm a bitch and I know it but remember I am the way I am cuz some poor excuse of a man made me that way !!!!

Making fun of a friend behind her back for cheap likes on 5/8. Feels good man.

fucking hell these things.