huh, i know i hosted it on my photobucket because i know better than to hotlink from 4chan. i guess it did not copy properly. let's try that again:
Dear Merlin the chinchilla, youre the man in my life. Although i really wish i had someone who could hold me in his arms. Randomly brings me flowers. Takes me out on dates and loves me for me. Dark side included...just like how you love me. From, the lonely girl..plain Jane
Super dumb moment of the day fitting an exhaust under a car whilst forgetting I'm smoking!! Not a good day....Bailey has escaped from the garden and has now been missing for an hour :-( [20 minutes later...] RIP Bailey bun gonna miss you so much baby :-( (bailey was a rabbit)
I lol'd hard, not knowing what kind of creature Bailey was, but not really caring. Shit name for a rabbit anyway.
same chick posted this, and apparently she's the one you can't see as well, and she has a terrible chest piece.
Just a kooky poem I've been working on entitled "The Uncanny Foodlosophy". Please check out below!! :-) Vanilla pods are supermodels in Vogue Tarragon is a forest nymph sashaying to Kate Bush Oysters are Thomas Hardy’s firm plump milkmaids Ginger cordial is a daredevil who knows no bounds Black cardamom is a barfly ordering scotch and cigars Buffalo mozzarella is the bingo wing on Aunt Flo’s left arm Tofu is a canvas awaiting the gastronomic splashes of Jackson Pollock Star-anise is a seven legged guru Fried egg on toast is a quilt languorously draped over a chaise longue Perfectly whisked egg whites is DIY gloss emulsion paint The steamed froth on a latte is a lomography polaroid Over- cooked spinach is Ophelia’s bedraggled bouquet Paella is an overpopulated shin-dig of tangoed celebs Green chillies are Charlie Brooker’s rants tossed into woks. A chocolate exfoliating massage means we are now human profiteroles…
I think that girl with the tattoos is really attractive. Because I don't spend all my time looking at people on TV and 'perfectly' manicured pornstars, I do not mind minor things like supposedly large eyebrows. Of course, all this worldview has won me is 7 years in a totally happy, functional relationship. Meanwhile you guys have your impossible standards to upkeep. Good work.
I think she would be attractive if she would make more effort to have a better image compression quality.
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”- Marilyn Monroe ♥
How does my child know how to turn things on grrr. She can unlock my phone, start the iPod and play the music. She knows how to turn my mouse on and now she knows how to turn my camera on grr lol
the tattoos and piercings are a much bigger turnoff, but the eyebrows are just the little extra bit of silly on top. and it's not the eyebrows perse, but that they are almost certainly painted on. no eyebrow maintenance at all is far preferable to extreme eyebrow maintenance. my worldview has gotten me 4 years in a totally happ, functional marriage, so, whatevs bro.
I know I shouldn't brag buuutttttt .... i came home from a full day of work this evening and the best boyfriend in the world had a hot meal cooked and waiting for me when I got home ♥♥♥♥ Seriously FTP. always getting pulled over for what u ask NOTHING. Felt like running my plates. Good evening officer I know im pretty but fuck I got places to be. RIOT!
