Woman goes in to the hospital for a heart transplant. They do the transplant. She walks out. Wondering where her boyfriend is. She asks the docter "Do you know where my boyfriend is?" The docter asks "Didn't they tell you who's heart they gave you?"
i just woke up. best 420 ever. haha we were, like idiots, shrooming and driving haha and he was drinking and we were just hot boxing the car hahah and we roll up to the fuckin check point on euclid!!! omg it was awesome crazy fun. the adrenaline rush man haha our car wreeked of weed. and our eyes man haha we were fucked. and he let us go. he simply stated, have a nice night... ahahaha i was laughing my ass off while my friend was shitting his pants hahaha
oh man we were getting high with euclid the other day and he was all like "if a straight line falling on two straight lines make the interior angles on the same side less than two right angles, the two straight lines, if produced indefinitely, meet on that side on which are the angles less than the two right angles" oh euclid
Day 1 of Insanity complete.... Talk to me again in 60 days. We can go to the pool together and you can admire my abs Until then, I shall be passed out on my apartment floor. Excuse me while I go die.
Big decisions. Continue a BS in engineering? Go for a MS in finance? I need to decide now. I'm getting to old to not know what I want to be when I grow up... I recently found out that I'd be lucky to get to 100k as an engineer. And I may not even get there. I like engineering a lot but I think I'll be happier if I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. Paycheck to paycheck at $100,000 a year
Not likin all the hate that's goin around with this spill it thing :/ seriously people... spread the love why be nasty n kill people's confidence.. then proceeds to comment on own status \see how much love people can give n how much hate people can shit
turned out to only be like three pages, so I'm still on that first bottle. Anyone want to come over for some wine and easter eggs?
Being a real man doesn't mean you fuck 100 girls. Being a real man means you fight for 1 girl, even when 99 others are chasing you. )))
Not a status, just a comment, but it's still way too good not to post. "Wtf excuse my French.but I just don't understand what ppl get outta hurtin n abusein children n ect!!!! My prayers that this child is found n returned to her parents! N the sick demented pig who did it gets cought!!!"
