Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by falcon, Jan 14, 2011.
--my sociology teacher just said that as a sociologist they don't care which religion is right or wrong and they don't like to argue it...well teacher... JESUS IS THE WAY! (:
I like how girls post stupid things on Facebook and get 15 likes so we can post them here and get 15 likes.
Ima b a mommy 2 mrw
IS NOT AS DUMB AS I MAKE OUT! REMEMBER THAT! ITS CALLED PSYCHOLOGY AND I'VE STUDIED LOADS OF IT..... just so you know!
Men may wear the pants in the relationship but the women certainly control the zipper
they also control the temperature of the stove
Yeah she has a really stupid way of making out.
i cut my toe nails, and then i got hungry so i ate it.
the moar you know
just decided no more shit kents stealing my heart i cant tale it nemore so shit kents piss off !!!!!!!
She's also a bad speller and not very good at using motion blur.
THIS IS MY MORNING I TAKE THE KIDS TO CRECHE COME BACK AND SEE A STRAY DOG RUNNING AROUND I TAKE HER TO THE POUND LUCKY SHE HAS A MICROCHIP , I COME BACK PULL IN THE DRIVEWAY AND THERE IS ANOTHER DOG IN MY DRIVEWAY IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME IT WAS A SCARY LOOKING DOG AND WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR IT RAN AWAY, SO THIS IS WHY I WANT TO WORK WITH ANIMALS THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND ME
THIS IS MY STATUS I TAKE THE KIDS TO
I'm really starting to get annoyed with this construction!!!!!!!!!
girl: how many moons does mars have
girl: i already knew that, i just wanted to see if you knew
now i just gotta get a woman to ask me what next week's lotto numbers are and i'm set
She already knows that yes, she does look fat in those jeans.
Ugh! I just want to live in my shiny, happy world where nasty creatures like roaches and mice don't exist!!!! Is that too much to ask??
oh my god.
God bless EVERYONE. SUM STATUS R GETTIN TO ME. SUM GET ME WORRIED. BE STRONG ND HAVE FAITH. NO MATTER WAT U GOING THREW IT LIKE JDAWG SAYS IT CANT RAIN FOEVA.PEACE ~~~~~c&e
Ive been broken but never shatterd i dont let life or hoes get the.best of me.i keep on pushin baby .
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If she actually typed all that using keyboard shortcuts I'd be pretty impressed.
i remember that as an msn messenger screenname in ~2003
A young man working in the
army was constantly
humiliated because he
believed in God.
One day the captain wanted
to humiliate him before the
He called the young man and
- Young man comes here, take
the key and go and park the
Jeep in front.
the young man replied:
- I can not drive!
The captain said:
- But then ask your assistance
God! shows us that he exist!
The young man takes the key
and walked to the vehicle
begins to pray ...He parks the
jeep to the place PERFECTLY
well as the captain wanted.
The young man came out of
the jeep and saw them all
crying. They all said together:
- We want to serve your God!
The young soldier was
astonished, asked what was
CAPTAIN crying opened the
hood of the jeep by showing
the young man that the car
Then the boy said:
See? This is the God I serve,
THE GOD OF IMPOSSIBLE,
the God who gives life to what
does not exist.
You may think there are
things still impossible
WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS
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If the person parking the car PERFECTLY would've been a woman, THEN I could believe that this is THE GOD OF IMPOSSIBLE.
why doesn't he quit the army
By the way, that soldier was "EINSTEIN"
Lol yes, because the US military is so anti-religion.
YEAH YOU ASSFUCK
But this was clearly written by an Asian.
I guess this is the thread for this:
Dear God. The funniest part was "I flipped them all off with my middle finger." And I am sure these people all believe they are not even a little bit racist.
I would have punched his ass in the throat!
... AND THAT PISSED ME OFF.
It's like the closer you get, the farther the finish line is. Once you get close to it, it moves away again. Will it ever end?
*hugs* it's ok I'm always here for you xoxox
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