Female Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by falcon, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. lalakekela xoxo

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    :stare:
    lalakekela, Apr 4, 2012
    #5051
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  2. Talon mesopotato

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    [IMG]
    Talon, Apr 4, 2012
    #5052
    椎名林檎, Asteroid and Dignan like this.

  3. Gadough Junior Member

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    more like he fought for the empire
    Gadough, Apr 4, 2012
    #5053
    Talon, CatsMilk, He-Beast and 5 others like this.

  4. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    Manchester, NH
    Wondering what the hell I'm doing
    IllusionInc, Apr 4, 2012
    #5054

  5. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    Blue Ridge Mountains.
    her face makes me sadder. :(
    Praemorior, Apr 4, 2012
    #5055
    IllusionInc likes this.

  6. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    The awkward moment when you realize you've left your curling iron on for two days straight...............
    Aäck, Apr 4, 2012
    #5056
    Asteroid and ProgFreak like this.

  7. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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    - Saying the shit you know is not the same as knowing your shit

    I actually like this one.
    Deimos, Apr 4, 2012
    #5057

  8. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    Location:
    Trondheim, Norway
    Going to be a junior high school teacher

    Well, good luck with that..
    ProgFreak, Apr 4, 2012
    #5058

  9. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Feb 26, 2007
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    Location:
    Western Australia
    I love attention :)

    later...
    now your just somebody that I use to know ♥
    Steve Johnson, Apr 4, 2012
    #5059

  10. toothy Forever Gold

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    Location:
    These Villages
    Untitled.png
    toothy, Apr 4, 2012
    #5060

  11. toothy Forever Gold

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    OFFICIALLY A BAD BITCH
    toothy, Apr 4, 2012
    #5061
    cheddar likes this.

  12. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    she signed your upper chest you whore
    Uncle Damfee, Apr 4, 2012
    #5062
    Saber likes this.

  13. Officer Frank Drebin aka Enrico Palazzo

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    [IMG]
    Officer Frank Drebin, Apr 5, 2012
    #5063
    Cheezinator, The Neat, NikTh and 4 others like this.

  14. alliaphagist Member

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    I am the 99%
    alliaphagist, Apr 5, 2012
    #5064
    Damien Slade, Cheezinator, The Neat and 4 others like this.

  15. orcus116 Junior Member

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    It is freakin impossible to find a swim suit top with underwire for a size 36DD! Ugghh 2 hours of my life just wasted
    orcus116, Apr 5, 2012
    #5065
    Zorbo and alliaphagist like this.

  16. The Lizard Ooga booga

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    "Luke, I am your Father"
    The Lizard, Apr 5, 2012
    #5066
    moonmang likes this.

  17. Harun idgaf

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    Location:
    california
    ^admiral ackbar's albino cousin
    Harun, Apr 5, 2012
    #5067

  18. Dignan expert

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    :bradar
    Dignan, Apr 5, 2012
    #5068

  19. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    We all know Krang is under that uniform, plotting his next attack.
    Scary Ed, Apr 5, 2012
    #5069
    CatsMilk, mits5k, He-Beast and 1 other person like this.

  20. alliaphagist Member

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    least subtle brag status
    alliaphagist, Apr 5, 2012
    #5070

  21. toothy Forever Gold

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    Location:
    These Villages
    pics
    toothy, Apr 5, 2012
    #5071
    椎名林檎 and Zorbo like this.

  22. davis You're stumbling a little

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    Feeling the need to chew butt. Everyone's been warned:)
    davis, Apr 6, 2012
    #5072

  23. Hex drew you w my computer

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    Location:
    Behind you.
    Hex, Apr 6, 2012
    #5073

  24. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    Jul 10, 2007
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    Location:
    the holy sea
    female star wars misquoting

    FUCK
    Francis I, Apr 6, 2012
    #5074
    Asteroid and Talon like this.

  25. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    Just finished watching Hunger Games. For sure I die first if its me..
    ProgFreak, Apr 6, 2012
    #5075
    Asteroid likes this.

  26. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    That was my first thought as well.
    IllusionInc, Apr 6, 2012
    #5076

  27. toothy Forever Gold

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    Location:
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    [IMG]
    toothy, Apr 6, 2012
    #5077
    Taco Tuesday and Talon like this.

  28. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    But that's not a big butt..
    ProgFreak, Apr 6, 2012
    #5078

  29. Talon mesopotato

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    EMBASSADOR
    Talon, Apr 6, 2012
    #5079
    The Neat, Zorbo, Praemorior and 1 other person like this.

  30. lalakekela xoxo

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    Location:
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    THATS
    lalakekela, Apr 6, 2012
    #5080

  31. toothy Forever Gold

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    Location:
    These Villages
    i jerked off after i saw that.
    toothy, Apr 6, 2012
    #5081

  32. Zorbo what

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    why would someone make that and then pretend that it's a nike advert? i wonder if nike has seen it and if they are pissed or not
    Zorbo, Apr 6, 2012
    #5082

  33. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    You should inform them of it to get a law suit going.
    Something Wicked, Apr 7, 2012
    #5083

  34. worthless_member terminally chill

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    hangin around in the lost and found
    [IMG]
    worthless_member, Apr 7, 2012
    #5084
    Talon, Cheesus, CatsMilk and 10 others like this.

  35. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Location:
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    [IMG]
    Taco Tuesday, Apr 7, 2012
    #5085
    椎名林檎 and Talon like this.

  36. wogbog og og

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    Location:
    victoria, canada
    Whenever I've cried on a bicycle it's cause of the wind getting at my eyes.
    wogbog, Apr 7, 2012
    #5086
    CatsMilk, 椎名林檎, Like and 2 others like this.

  37. Zorbo what

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    almost everyone is alive just because it's illegal to shoot them
    Zorbo, Apr 7, 2012
    #5087
    TheProfessionale, 椎名林檎, Damien Slade and 1 other person like this.

  38. Gadough Junior Member

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    when is everybody gunna let me have an Ashley day?!
    Gadough, Apr 8, 2012
    #5088

  39. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    Puerto ricans are reallyyy good at volleyball...especially the guys!
    King Prawn, Apr 8, 2012
    #5089

  40. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    May 10, 2009
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    [IMG]
    Infernal_Goose, Apr 9, 2012
    #5090
    DOGSHIT, King Prawn, bradar and 1 other person like this.

  41. Francis I the singer from Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
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    Location:
    the holy sea
    :(
    Francis I, Apr 9, 2012
    #5091

  42. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    Jun 1, 2004
    Message Count:
    14,328
    Location:
    Глазго, Шотландия
    King Prawn, Apr 9, 2012
    #5092

  43. TheProfessionale Spam Account

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    Mar 9, 2007
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    Location:
    Milwaukee, WI
    TheProfessionale, Apr 9, 2012
    #5093

  44. Dignan expert

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    yes yes YES!
    Dignan, Apr 9, 2012
    #5094

  45. Talon mesopotato

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    Christian-world problems
    Talon, Apr 9, 2012
    #5095

  46. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    Location:
    Глазго, Шотландия
    CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
    King Prawn, Apr 9, 2012
    #5096
    Aack, Something Wicked and Eric Cioe like this.

  47. worthless_member terminally chill

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    Jun 4, 2008
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    hangin around in the lost and found
    no you aren't, i am
    worthless_member, Apr 9, 2012
    #5097

  48. TheProfessionale Spam Account

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    Mar 9, 2007
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    Location:
    Milwaukee, WI
    spouce
    TheProfessionale, Apr 9, 2012
    #5098

  49. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Location:
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    Funny you say that, cuz judging by her profile she's a massive evangelical, lol. She's not actually a friend, I was only on her profile due to random facebook stalking/link hopping.
    Infernal_Goose, Apr 9, 2012
    #5099

  50. Destructo Spin Junior Member

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    Aug 18, 2007
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    Location:
    Southern California
    connect w bars dunzo
    help me out!! please
    xanax? adavan? whats goooood
    Destructo Spin, Apr 9, 2012
    #5100
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