Favorite old person on The Simpsons

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Favorite old person on The Simpsons besides Grampa and Mr. Burns

Jasper Beardly 7 vote(s) 20.6%
Hans Moleman 20 vote(s) 58.8%
Agnes Skinner 3 vote(s) 8.8%
Crazy Cat Lady 1 vote(s) 2.9%
Old Jewish Man 3 vote(s) 8.8%
Mrs. Glick 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Other 0 vote(s) 0.0%
  1. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    Besides Grampa Simpson and Mr. Burns.
  2. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Gonna have to give my vote to Moleman in the morning.
  3. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Jasper, yo.
  4. mattbrat Fucking Prick

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    Good Moleman to you.
  5. Zorbo english worms

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    You know there's a door! Chief Break Everything!
  6. Molon_UK Moderators suck

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    I don't think Hans should be in this, the guy's only 31 years old.
  7. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    If Agnes doesn't win I will make sad face. Also, hey Ogre
  8. sicsmoo The Singularity Is Near

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  9. Snakedragon Suit Up!

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU"]YouTube- The Simpsons - Man Getting Hit By Football[/ame]
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VImhPYgyoQ"]YouTube- Agnes Skinner e la collezione di foto di torte [SIMPSON ITA][/ame]
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    i would like to court this fine young maiden
  12. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    you shot who in the what-now?
  13. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    I'm gonna have to go with Agnes.

    IT MEANS LAMB

    LAMB OF GOD
  14. sicsmoo The Singularity Is Near

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    NO NED, JUST CANDY

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  15. curbyourentropy psh

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    :lol good point
  16. CashmereFSB I got my balls did

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    Gunna have to say Jasper takes the cake on this one,
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    Fuck. :lol

    Agnes is pretty amazing.

    Sorry to trouble you, but I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and I wondered if I could rub the angel with my foot for good luck. It's foot surgery.

    Hey, I'm trying to eat here! Beat it, peg leg!

    Jackass!....Marge.

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    SEYMOUR! You're friend BART is here.

    SEYMOUR! Do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
  19. He-Beast Junior Member

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    Oh, you must be Seymour's friend, he's up in his room. Don't touch the wallpaper.
  20. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Oh no, I don't care for cake. Too sweet. But you can take any picture you like home with you.

    OK...I'll have...that one.

    No! You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!
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    Hans followed by Jasper.



    "chicken......"
    "that's the wine list sir"
    *puts menu down and crosses hands* "very good"
  23. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    Dr. Hibbert: Why, Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live.
    Jasper: What'd he say?
    Mrs. Glick: He said I'm next!
  24. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    NO ONE SHOULD BE VOTING FOR HANS MOLEMAN, INVALID OPTION. HE'S NEVER TALKED ABOUT BEING OLD OR AGING EXCEPT TO SAY THAT HE WAS 31 BECAUSE OF A DRINKING PROBLEM. HE'S JUST A SHORT WEAK HALF-BLIND SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER WHO'S ALSO EASY TO LAUGH AT AND HAS TECHNICALLY BEEN KILLED SEVERAL TIMES ON THE SHOW.

    Jasper I can understand
  25. curbyourentropy psh

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    calm down. the poll should say "favorite seemingly old person." the fact that Hans Moleman is actually 31 only makes him the butt of one of the funniest jokes in the whole show, which is why I voted for him and why he deserves to win.
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    calmer'n you are
  28. Zorbo english worms

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    MY NAME IS AGNES AND YOU KNOW IT'S AGNES

    IT MEANS LAMB

    LAMB OF GOD

    Agnes.

    Marge.
  29. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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    Hans has been shown several times at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
  30. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    Where else are they gonna put him? I guess it comes down to whether you think old simply implies age, or is more an identifier for wear n tear.

    That aside, the only empirical we have of the man's age is not that of a senior citizen.

    I like the simpsons
  31. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    Hans Moleman.

    "Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!"
    "Oh, I'll get him"
  32. kid_gloves The Best Genre

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    Hans is old, I can't believe people are using a one off joke as meaning he isnt old. fucking hell people, the show is rife with continuity flaws.
  33. curbyourentropy psh

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    But it's a one-off joke that directly affects/improves his entire presence on the show. His patheticness is so much funnier when he's 31. So I can see why people would want to treat it as relevant.

    At the same time, for all intents an purposes, yes, he is old. He's like... A young old person. Or an old young person. Whatever.