Favorite old person on 5/8

Discussion in 'Polls/Survivors' started by Talon, Jul 12, 2010.

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ogre 9 vote(s) 17.0%
orbert 5 vote(s) 9.4%
fretless 26 vote(s) 49.1%
bosk1 5 vote(s) 9.4%
ah fuck i can't think of anyone else they all went to dtf 8 vote(s) 15.1%
  1. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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  2. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight

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    Schwoops. Been a while since I read the first page.
  3. charliedominici WDADU,where would I be?

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    Thanks! I am the oldest f*cker here!
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  4. Thalagyrt Herpderpin

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    Holy lurker, batman! Or do you have a Google alert set up?
  5. Pedal Lives in Nigger City

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  6. King Prawn Shaft Master

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  7. Fretless fucking wanker

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    That was an amazing turn of events.
  8. qFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE Junior Member

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  9. Jamesman No..........................I mean yes.

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    I would say old is 35 or older in internet time.
  10. mattbrat Fucking Prick

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    He's back! :lol
  11. JesusChristPose Born Again

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    I'm 48 and didn't make the list. I bet I'd make the "least favorite old person" list. :lol
  12. Tepes # GrandUnified

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    at lease you tried
  13. JesusChristPose Born Again

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    :lol
  14. pouf serious member

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    ninja edit momofuku :rolleyes:

    (tepes)
  15. Phantasma Del Mar what

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    Holy shit please keep posting
  16. 椎名林檎 Queen of Kabuki-chou

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    cAPS LOCK IS FUKKING STUCK!!
  17. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    6.3


    ???? has never feared silliness. I once watched the burly, verbose weeabo-poster end a post by kneeling and touching the OP's turntables while the OP chopped up Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech with the lyrics of "The Star-Spangled Banner". And he brings that same tendency toward ridiculously broad gestures in his jokes, which bounce back and forth between leftist fervor and self-lacerating slam-poetry. So it's something of a pleasant shock to hear Shiina begin his post with a straightforward joke about an old Charlie Dominici post where the words are written in all capitals, due to a seemingly stuck Caps Lock button. It'd be easy to lean hard on any sweeping truths about the human condition in that story, but ???? keeps things simple and straightforward, sticking to the narrative and showing an eye for detail and a sense of empathy.

    The big news about the post is that it's ????'s new stylistic move. Rather than joking about nuggets on Dream Theater albums, he's joking about an EX-MEMBER of Dream Theater. It's not a seamless move (the joke tends toward all-consuming clumsiness), but it's a sincere one-- and it underscores how little ???? has to do with nugget-related jokes these days.

    If there's any precedent for this sort of posting-style move-- his texts as impressionist Americana-- it's ????'s sometime 5/8-affiliate buddy Something Wicked, a man Shiina once publicly bashed for the crime of distancing himself from DT-related jokes. Times done changed.