Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ogrejedi, Feb 24, 2012.
First Gerson Shooter Shut Whe Fuck Lup
Fucking Gay Shits Suck When Farts Leak
nevermind, i gave up on that trolling attempt a long time ago.
but seriously. He didn't even post a joke, it was a fact.
In what world could you have taken my post seriously?
You must be from DTF.
you must be mad
my goal is to fit in on an online forum
shut the fuck up.
i'm trying to but i need to fit in first, hold on
You didn't wash your hands. Gross.
Going to go do this right now, but I can't decide on Proust or iPod Peggle games.
dangit!!!!!!!! how do i fit in
1. stop being a faggot
2. see step 1
3. stop trying so hard
4. step 1
lol at this internet elitism
IN THIS WORLD, APPARENTLY.
Honestly, using phones/tablets on the toilet disgusts me. The true joy of reading on the shitter is becoming so engrossed in what you are reading that you lose control of your bowels. Then, over the course of a few hours, a nice poo just slides out slowly with almost no effort. Mmmmmm.
I bring a video game manual with me every time. Its funny because you can tell how good a game is going to be by the size of it's manual for example cod is only a few pages whereas ff13-2 is just over 40.
Both good games
I remember reading SimCity 2000's manual on the toilet in my younger days. Learning how to properly place plumbing.
i used to count the number of times every letter of the alphabet appeared on a bottle of shampoo or something similar to see which letters occurred the most and least
Probably why you have a semen jam, tbh.
The longest word on any of my shampoo bottles was methylchloroisothiazolinone.
Games with shorter manuals tend to be better then ?
I don't really get it. The most I generally spend on the toilet when shitting is maybe a minute. There isn't enough time to read anything. I'm not by any means the healthiest guy I know, so I suppose a lot of people must have seriously fucked up insides.
this is too easy
Used to read ars technica on my phone to keep up with tech news.
Not anymore since my phone broke. And i think it's for the best, since i dont want to get hemorrhoids
I used to read on the toilet but I don't anymore because my legs would go numb.
lol he's winning so hard bro
i no lol
My current screen while sitting on the shitter with my laptop
Yeah, I read every time I'm taking a dump. Recently I've finished 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Slaughterhouse-5, and now I'm working on re-reading Breakfast of Champions. Poop and literature is such a good combination. It's like alcohol and cigarettes but with poop and books.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF LEAGUES!
I take it you spend a lot of time on the shitter.
thinly veiled esperanto brag thread
I tend to read in the bathtub; and by read I mean peruse 5/8.
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