Definitely the Jew one. I love Christmas, but hanukkah involves food, family and presents, which are the reasons I love Christmas PLUS you get to be alternative (too cool for christmas)
who changed "Jewish Christmas" to "Hanukkah"? fucking ruiners of Asteroidesque faux-naïveté and transparent irony
Fuck the jews for celebrating a massacre, and fuck the christians for celebrating frigidity. I pray for the Holy Download, amirite sweet sweedish Neat?
I keep seeing my name mentioned in sentences like these with many big words, not sure if that's a good thing or not...let's try to cut back on them, lest I contact the Administrator in case I think you're being disrespectful