I don't like this increasing trend of you and I agreeing on things Spyralus McPhallus. It feels wrong.
I don't need a first time. I believe the universe runs on cycles and get everything on the penultimate time, but the penultimate time on the previous cycle - so I get things the -2nd time. Everytime. Or, for an alternative retort: Fuck up, dickshit. I am so much better than you that it's almost illegal.